Thread "TD High" in forum "Networking & Community Projects*"

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 31, 2010

'ello? Can i apply as a history or biology teacher here who runs some kind of afterschool baking class? I brought peppermint bark.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 31, 2010

Niccea maybe YOU'RE club doesn't have enough members, but my furry club actually has too many members!
We had to send home a guy dressed as an Otter last week cause we ran out of chairs!
FURRIES UNITE!

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 31, 2010

Niccea maybe YOU'RE club doesn't have enough members, but my furry club actually has too many members!
We had to send home a guy dressed as an Otter last week cause we ran out of chairs!
FURRIES UNITE!

I wanted to factor in your shameless promotions.

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 1, 2010

I wanted to factor in your shameless promotions.

To shamelessly end up as the Harkovast Promotional Thread - such was always the fate of TD High.
We are all but pawns in a gigantic furry cosmic chess tournament.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 1, 2010

'ello? Can i apply as a history or biology teacher here who runs some kind of afterschool baking class? I brought peppermint bark.

I sincerely recommend investigating this school a bit before applying but otherwise, welcome aboard.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 15, 2010

Alright, I'm definitely lost. Maybe I can ask for directions at that big building ( and acquire some well deserved wealth as well :neenjah: ). Wait, what the hell is this place? It looks like a…school? That's what the sign says up front, so I'm going to guess It's a school of sorts. Well, I am new to the area, might as well try out this school first. Wait a goddamn bleeding minute here, what the 'ell is this F—ing B——-? Is that,…is that a giant orange cat in medieval battle armor walking around? And why the 'ell is he yelling about fur for? Some guy that looks like Shaggy screaming about marshmallows? Dear merciful Yahweh, is that football player have a puppet face with a gold tooth? And why in all creation is that guy that always drinks at the pub for hours at the end of the day walking around with a 'For Sale' sign? I usually rob these places blind, but maybe g-d is telling me that if I help these people, I'll have a second chance? I cold use a fresh start, but…I am short on cash… Should I enroll here :nerd: , rob 'em blind :kitty: , help these people :whistling: , or maybe all of the above? No idea, I am smart, but a student would attract less attention…Eeep! Eh,'ello… um, you say your name is Niccea? Lovely name, are you going to kill me? I really wouldn't mind, as long as It's quick. Wait… your taking me to the principal for an interview? Why thank you, but could you just kill me instead? I really would prefer that. No? Ok, maybe this is a sign…that I can never get any luck.

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 16, 2010

To all the posters new to this thread, I say welcome to TD High, you poor, sad souls… :(

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 16, 2010

Top Drawer High #23: crocty's Got a Brand New Fag (Part 22). Lord Shplane refuses to fight Newfag.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 19, 2010

To all the posters new to this thread, I say welcome to TD High, you poor, sad souls… :(

Sea_Cow is going to have a field day with all this fresh meat.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 21, 2010

Alright, alright. So It looks like I'm not slipping out of this one. This Niccea lady just left me standing in the hall, hey, Einar! Great to see you! You go to school here? Huh, well, have fun with getting that money from those ad placements. and he is off…who is in charge here? Really, kinda lost.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 22, 2010

Nice place you got here.
We're the fighting snobs gang from the school the other side of town. We is gonna trash this place! Aint that right Karl?!

karl: Yeah! *Shakes fist at a safe distance behind Same*

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 22, 2010

Listen, I don't know much about this place yet, but I know this. I hate snobs, I hate fake and cheesy accents, and when both are combined, hoo boy! You have no idea what you got yerself into! Say 'ello to my little friend!
(Pulls out the Fatman!)
Oh, and if you drunk, I got something that can scare any man, drunk or sober! Hey! Fawkes!
(Fawkes walks over)
(Muscles bulge, and huge Gatling laser gun gleams)
Fawkes: Yes? What is it?
Do you think we should talk these idiots out of doing something the might regret?
Fawkes: I do hate resorting to violence. I was hoping I could finish reading my book here.
Oh! What you reading?
Fawkes: To kill a Mockingbird. Fascinating read.
Oh alright, I guess It's up to me and my un-exhaustible supply of weapons and stupid jokes! Oh, the odds are stacked against me! Oh woe is m- hahaha! Sorry, sorry, couldn't help it. Just run out of here right now and don't come back, and I won't make you liver look like swiss cheese.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 22, 2010

guys! get to class! today in biology we will be discussing the requirements for living vs zombies. Are the living dead just the regular living? remember the 5 requirements!
1. able to utilize energy. be able to regulate external and internal enviroments(homeostasis)
2. responds to stimuli in the enviroment
3. capacity for growth & development. ability to reproduce using DNA or RNA
4. cellular organization or some other order
5. evolve & adapt to eniviroment

Now discuss! Class participation is 50% your grade!

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 23, 2010

guys! get to class! today… something…zombies…utilize…external…homeostasis…DNA or RNA…cellular organization….something….evolve & adapt…

Now discuss! Class participation is 50% your grade!

*Various reaction shots taken from around the school*

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 23, 2010

Listen, I don't know much about this place yet, but I know this. I hate snobs, I hate fake and cheesy accents, and when both are combined, hoo boy! You have no idea what you got yerself into! Say 'ello to my little friend!
(Pulls out the Fatman!)
Oh, and if you drunk, I got something that can scare any man, drunk or sober! Hey! Fawkes!
(Fawkes walks over)
(Muscles bulge, and huge Gatling laser gun gleams)
Fawkes: Yes? What is it?
Do you think we should talk these idiots out of doing something the might regret?
Fawkes: I do hate resorting to violence. I was hoping I could finish reading my book here.
Oh! What you reading?
Fawkes: To kill a Mockingbird. Fascinating read.
Oh alright, I guess It's up to me and my un-exhaustible supply of weapons and stupid jokes! Oh, the odds are stacked against me! Oh woe is m- hahaha! Sorry, sorry, couldn't help it. Just run out of here right now and don't come back, and I won't make you liver look like swiss cheese.

Get em' karl!

Karl: YEA… Wait whut!?

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 23, 2010

*Various reaction shots taken from around the school*

sigh… i've got some work ahead of me, don't i…

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 23, 2010

Can zombies be poisoned or run through with the TD High flag?

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 23, 2010

Alright Karl, I'm going to go easy on you. I will give you a choice, be smart and run away, or stay in a futile attempt to save some dignity of your master. I don't want to do this, mostly because I'm tired, and there is a zombie trying to eat you (pulls out plasma rifle, fires single blast)
(Zombie crumples to the floor, dissolving into green gloop)
Karl:Um…Uh….(Almost wets himself)
So, are you going to be smart? And hey, Niccea, your back! Could you tell me who's in charge here, or at least if I'm a teacher or a student?

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 24, 2010

Alright Karl, I'm going to go easy on you. I will give you a choice, be smart and run away, or stay in a futile attempt to save some dignity of your master. I don't want to do this, mostly because I'm tired, and there is a zombie trying to eat you (pulls out plasma rifle, fires single blast)
(Zombie crumples to the floor, dissolving into green gloop)
Karl:Um…Uh….(Almost wets himself)
So, are you going to be smart? And hey, Niccea, your back! Could you tell me who's in charge here, or at least if I'm a teacher or a student?

Ok. Ill take care of this. Stand back Karl.

Control pannel! *selects faux and types kill*

Faux is dead.

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 24, 2010

Alright, two things. One, he Isn't dead, and second, that wasn't necessary. You typed in Faux, that's not his name, It's a fake name. Also, his name is Fawkes, not 'Faux'. Epic fail man, epic fail. I think that name suits you, faker. After all, you lie to me about killing the almost impossible to kill philosopher, while standing there munching on a sandwich. For this, you are BANNED from the console commands! Now leave in disgrace, and take your lacky with you!