[spoiler="a yeah may be contained"]FUCK YEAH!I wouldnt wanna put peroxide anywhere near mine.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler="a yeah may be contained"]FUCK YEAH!I wouldnt wanna put peroxide anywhere near mine.[/spoiler]
And that's why I'm the kroatz.
I hereby declare the ginger joke to an end. anyone trying to be funny now, (Including but not limited to randomdudeperson, Mettaur, 1337, Fonzie and darth vader) shall have to ask permission before posting the word ginger again or face the wrath of Kroatz.
I know where you live. :P
So, what now? Sorry, I was busy showing a nice chick around the school, and other places. HEhe, so, what joke is going to be overused to the point of pissing off the principal now? Because I need an excuse to start killing people again. Give me BLOOD! (Fires Chain-Gun into the air) HELLZ YEEEAH!!!
I think I'm gonna go with the joke about you never talking to a girl in your life. Hehe, It's probably true too!
So here goes:
The criminal only known as Mettaur has never, ever, ever, ever talked to, kissed a or seen a girl.
That should get you mad again.
try to control your temper though, I want you to be concious enough to make a witty rebutal that doesn't contain the following:
- Guns
- Killing me
- Fallout
- Me never kissing a girl
- Fallout
and
- Fallout
So, Kroatz, how long were you going to hide that you are a fan of Naruto? Ha, that's even worse then never kissing a girl! And yes I have, Ashely, nice gal…but seriously, Naruto? The only thing worse would be if you were a fan of- oh god, is this Hello Kitty fan merchandise in your locker?
Well actually I said ginger about same. But I won't go and make a rule like that. You're allowed to bug same whenever ya want bout that. :)
same's a ginger?!!!!
And I always try to be funny. :D Doesn't mean I always succeed.
-The 1337 master who has decided he doesn't want to be dead anymore
Everyone to class! Today, we learn about dogs! Now, a complete ignorant and stupid jock trying to be funny will tell you this puppy is stuffed, but it is not, It is just fat! Seriously, my Winston may be chubby, but he isn't stuffed! Come on Winston, dinner! (Barking Winston, he loves dinner, still a bit rotund though)
You know mett, dogs tend to look like their bosses…
so you are apperently a fat helpless guy…
My dog looks like this:
And my other dog looks like this:
Both these dogs beat your molten little puppy.
the first one is called a heidewachtel by the way, none of these dogs is actually mine but they both look a lot like my attilus and daisy.
Its actually a yorkshire terrier. Its just been de fagified. Thats not actually my dog but its the same breed and its fur is cut to that length. Behold the faggoty version most people have.
Lol. Lady gaga of the canine world. Wait… she already is a dog. lol!
Mine looked identical to this one
You socialize like school girls! You will never be real soldiers, and also, the dog isn't always the same as the owner. I am very thin, and he may be big, but he is more loving than any watch dog you may own. Yet I am a cold, empty shell of a human being. Go to your titter, or your faceblog, or mytalk or whatever you waste time with, just keep yer damn blog out of the school! Naruto, oh dear god, no! Seriously, many better shows then Naruto.
But Same, that is a nice dog. So, who wants to help on the daily assasination of the day? Today, we are going hunting for-I'll let you guess. Then I will say the target. But who wants to help kill horrible people that are ruining the world? I'm already getting paid to do this, but I see bring ing you along would be a good learning experience for killers-in-training such as yourselfs! Yep, for now, this school is about killing and weapons! Total Destruction High! lol!
Its long gone.
Also There are many better shows than naruto but there are also many better games than Fallout. Such as Oblivion, Morrowind, Fable, Unreal tournament, Gears of war, Legend of zelda, Final fantasy, Kirby, Mother/Earthbound, L4D (Not 2), Zombies ate my neighbours, Shadow of the collosis, etc… List is very long.
Good dinner last night, steak was good (Outback, of course their steak is delicious!) and desert was even better! Well, everyone ready for the field trip? And by field trip, I mean we're going to kill people! Now, I'll be taking notes on you students, do your best, you may even get paid!
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