The "Reasons Why This Thread Can't Be Locked" Game

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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because if you keep it unlocked I'll stop being annoying…



…and you get free e-cookies…

cause he said he would give me a cookie!

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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Because a kitten will die if you lock it.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 10, 2007

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because I'll eat the kitten.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 10, 2007

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Because noone wants to see Bocaj eat a dead kitten.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 10, 2007

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Because you wish to save the kittens.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 10, 2007

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Because of Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie. Why am I bringing Chewbacca into the game? I don't know. Do you know? It makes no sense.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 10, 2007

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because of South Park references!
Why am I bring South Park into this?
I know.
But I'm not gonna tell ya!

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 10, 2007

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Because Bocaj got my reference.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 10, 2007

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because I got YOUR FACE!!!
OWN!
OOOOOHHHHH!
OHHHH SNAP!
OH SHNAPITH!

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 11, 2007

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Because everyone will become infected with the "WASSAP!" disease.

I'm sure you can guess the symptoms.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 11, 2007

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Because if this thread is locked, a kitten will cry.

You don't want the kitten to cry do you?

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 11, 2007

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because if you lock this thread you'll be forever framed as a kitten hater.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 11, 2007

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because Link will kill you if it is

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 11, 2007

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because I will throw the power switch and everything but this thread will cease to exist, so it can't lock.
AHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!!



HA!

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 12, 2007

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because all the people who are on this planet will simultaneously fall over and swear 15 times.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 12, 2007

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Because this topic is the only thing that keeps the evil alien ninja goth chicks on crack away!

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 13, 2007

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Because the Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows will destroy zee world if you do.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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because I don't like Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows destroying zee world

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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Because if you do there will be another stock market crash

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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Because I posted on it.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 13, 2007

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brcause I cn't spel!1

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 14, 2007

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Because this is secretly an organization to help those who can't spell.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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because if this topic is locked, the Sun will become a Black Hole.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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because I like the sun

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 14, 2007

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Because they'd probably just send it to the Top Drawer anyway.