Thread "The "Reasons Why This Thread Can't Be Locked" Game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 8, 2007

because if you do god will convert to islamismz.

Posted at 11:06PM, Jun. 8, 2007

because aqua ng is too much of a pussy to lock it because he knows i know that he knows that i know something he doesnt know about something i know about his mom…own'd

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 9, 2007

Please try not to piss off the moderators…

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 9, 2007

because I won't piss on the moderators!

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 9, 2007

because i am apologizing to aqua ng…sorry…block my postif you feel it needs to be…but dont lock the thread…

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 9, 2007

because nerdsareinvading is a sell out!
(Oh no he did not just type that on his computer using a keyboard!!)

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 10, 2007

it can't be locked because i did use a keyboard… TYPING WITH MY FOREHEAD!!!

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 10, 2007

because I'm freakin amazed by nerdsareinvading right now.

Bravo nerdsareinvading, bravo.

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 10, 2007

Because this is secretly an insane asylum.

Don't believe me? Look at those two. ^

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 10, 2007

what are you talking about perfectly sane…. nerdsareinvading told me so…hehehehe…*twitch*

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 10, 2007

because red is a color is red is a color is red is your mom is an overused joke is your mom is stupid is face is deef is dfeg is gggdddfev is not.

Posted at 7:06AM, Jun. 14, 2007

because certain ppl ^ DO have fun in this forum

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 14, 2007

Because I'm going to say something by typing with my forehead:

gtfv fgrvfrdgthujiitrrt5

That's why.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 14, 2007

Because this thread is for recovering drug addicts.

Why, Cthulhu is addicted to five drugs alone, LSD being the most prominent.

And when he mixes them……hoo boy.

It's a miracle he's not dead yet.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 14, 2007

Because this thread is for recovering drug addicts.

Why, Cthulhu is addicted to five drugs alone, LSD being the most prominent.

And when he mixes them……hoo boy.

It's a miracle he's not dead yet.

Emo.

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 14, 2007

because…!
ugh.
*barf!*
lookat thecolors..

…
*falls*

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 23, 2007

because ppl can make some creative reasons on here which might come in handy in future references

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 23, 2007

Because how will my post count go up?

Hope I'm the first to make that joke.

Posted at 4:06AM, Jun. 24, 2007

Because this thread is for recovering drug addicts.

Why, Cthulhu is addicted to five drugs alone, LSD being the most prominent.

And when he mixes them……hoo boy.

It's a miracle he's not dead yet.

Emo.

*twitch*

Ignoring…..that…….

Because this place allows dead men to fufill their last wishes.

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 24, 2007

Because I'm living in a lucid dream.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 24, 2007

Cuz', wir wurden sterben, wen es verschlossen war!

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 24, 2007

Because it is in Hammurabi's Code.

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

Because this dimension will collapse in on itself wiping everything from existence except this thread.

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

Because if it gets locked, fern will have a fit!

(And we don't want that, not after last time. Those poor children…)

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

because if its locked I will go on a killing spree