<-.-> My mom scared me once. I was dress shopping for my prom. So the whole go into a room try to put on the dress and come back out to model it thing was going on. Suddenly my mom says, "That one is good. It accentuates your cute butt." Not something I want to hear from my mom but I just shrugged it off. Her mom used to own a lingerie/swim suit store. <-.-> Yeah… my family is a bunch of perverts…Granny is the worst…
Here…I'll just put in a picture to drive this from your minds…I like cats…
<-.-> My mom scared me once. I was dress shopping for my prom. So the whole go into a room try to put on the dress and come back out to model it thing was going on. Suddenly my mom says, "That one is good. It accentuates your cute butt." Not something I want to hear from my mom but I just shrugged it off. Her mom used to own a lingerie/swim suit store. <-.-> Yeah… my family is a bunch of perverts…Granny is the worst…
Haha, my older sister says stuff like that. One time she came up to me and was like honk honk! And…well, I think you guys can paint that picture yourselves. My sister's a creeper.
Looks good on you. I'm envious. If I have a beard like that I just look like a homeless person (or an American Civil War reinactor)
The other day a plumber was installing a new faucet and out of no where he starts talking to me about the American Civil War and reinactments etc. I had no idea where he got it until I realized I have a Civil War Preservation Trust magnet on the back of my car.
You should dress in a suit and we can make a new "the interwbz R SERIOUS Business" macro :)
i don't think so buddy. :) maybe i'll go buy a wacky 10 gallon double beer hat with a feather just to out do you on the crazy hats. yeah. that sounds like a plan.
(Done on a webcam, I don't own a proper camera.) It's true :\ I have no ability to fake a smile whatsoever. So I give you my emotionless face. The webcam has turned my face into a bumpy mess. Holy shit, am I ever pale. My hair looks suuuper greasy too. I look pissed off for some reason. I hate webcams.
…Woah. Looking back at all the other photos… I don't beloooong here!
lmao definatly not fap material :D
Interesting bed though, looks kind of like a prison…