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@ bravo1102: Hehehehe- "bad humours". So very Victorian. I should go in and be all like, "Arg, it's that miasma!"
Back in the olden days of high school, my mom wrote me a note to excuse an absence once that claimed I was out because of a severe case of "general malaise". Really I just wanted to stay home and draw, and ma was pretty accepting of my hatred for school.

Naw, this doc is a special kind of "talking doctor"; which honestly makes it even more of a rip-off. I shell out a hundred bucks to listen to this rich lady pretend like she can relate to me, all for the privilege of her name on a piece of paper that allows me to go shell out another couple hundred bucks for pills. The "mental health" industry is a total scam. Drug dealers and con-artists they are. ;)

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It's easy to call therapy a scam when there's nothing actually wrong with you.

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It's easy to call therapy a scam when there's nothing actually wrong with you.

Nah, I'm just exaggerating and making blanket generalizations, as usual. Therapy's not always a scam; I'm just cynical. Can't find a decent shrink since I moved to a small town. Plus (in my experience) there's not much they can do for bipolar disorder besides dope you up or put you in a hospital. Neither are particularly fun.

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Wait, does that mean I've inadvertently said something insensitive? Cool, that's four times today. A new personnel record.

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you don't look like a man at all.
With this current avi I look like the Disney version of Goat CX.
Truly, the ozone hole is massive!
Wait, does that mean I've inadvertently said something insensitive? Cool, that's four times today. A new personnel record.
You're not insensitive, just rude in a petulant way that''s very common on the net.

When you're not being funny :)

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With this current avi I look like the Disney version of Goat CX.

I thought that was what you actually looked like.

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thought that was what you actually looked like.
No. More like the real Goatcx

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Wait, does that mean I've inadvertently said something insensitive? Cool, that's four times today. A new personnel record.

Eh, I view "sensitivity" as a form of weakness anyway. ;)

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I used to be cynical about my therapists, then the bastards threw it right back in my face, called me out and then buried me in sarcasm. I then realized how ridiculous and distorted and flat out wrong my thought processes were.

It only took me 20 years of therapy to find the right therapists. lol!

Accumulating more reasons to not update my comic!

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So this morning i was driving into town when i saw a ton of cop cars at a neighbors house, I did that 'slow down to look but not slow enough to seem like i am' and thought "hmm i wonder what they did" and "that guy looks just like my father". Then i forgot about it within 3 minutes.

I get home and hear from dad that the kid there had stolen a ton of stuff and was selling it on ebay, a harley davidson, bunch of electronics, machinery–all stolen and kept in a shed there. My dads work was recently robbed, along with 5 others in the area, so that's why they called him over there to see if any of the stuff was his.(wasn't) I don't think the area's ever been robbed this often(we're usually crime free) i wonder if it's like a ring of super robbers in meth labs somewhere who wear wifebeaters and say 'mothufuckers' as a replacement for adjectives that they never learned in school because they were to busy smoking pot that was basically cloves from a kid who would later get caught and all the lockers in the school removed because he stashed it there.
That last part is true, my shitty middle school, it awrightt mothufuckers.

Edit: oh yeah, and the father of the thief kid seriously said to the cops- not making this up; "he said he bought it off ebay"
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I loooove life. Even with the horrible economy, I'm finding paradise in all of this.

May I ask how old you are?

Because I get paid 12.65 an hour and even I'm tight on cash. It seems that the economy is somewhat related here since you brought it up, and I want to know how well youre doing money-wise.

Also, can you loan me a few bucks, 'chasen?

I'm 16. Hahaha.
That would probably be why.
Only reason why I said I find paradise is, I hear everybody always talking depressingly about it. And we're always so tight for money. And people that are like, in their fourties are taking jobs away from kids like us. Especially in Michigan. :|

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I'm 16. Hahaha.
That would probably be why.

That is exactly why. The recession is great assuming youre under, like, 18 years of age, or live with someone willing to pay for your food/heat/water. Enjoy it while you can, seriously.


Life just gets crushingly depressing once you move out and face reality.

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Life just gets crushingly depressing once you move out and face reality.

i have yet to face this.
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it seems like work is against me and my wife. the whole time she was here i was working every other day. but now she leaves in a couple days, and i get the next 4 days off. of which she'll be here for 1-1/2. it's against me.

also i havent found any movies of intrest lately. and also my favorite subber of naruto, has quit subbing naruto due to funimation taking it up. apparently their quality sucks. and now i'm upset because funimation will only stream the new episode for a week, and no downloads allowed…..

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I'm 16. Hahaha.
That would probably be why.

That is exactly why. The recession is great assuming youre under, like, 18 years of age, or live with someone willing to pay for your food/heat/water. Enjoy it while you can, seriously.


Life just gets crushingly depressing once you move out and face reality.

I definitely am. I'm not even taking it for granted either. I help my parents around the house whenever they ask. :D

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Eh, I view "sensitivity" as a form of weakness anyway. ;)
American Pie suggests doubling up on condoms.

That's another film that wasn't very good, but was certainly better than Step Brothers!

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Ha. The "American Pie" series is among the list of movies for which I have gone out of my way to avoid watching. "Titanic" is another one.

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Ha. The "American Pie" series is among the list of movies for which I have gone out of my way to avoid watching. "Titanic" is another one.

That would be best.

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This is exactly why I watch schlock low-budget exploitation movies. Low expectations and if they're good, wow.

Some of the indie horror films are very inventive onw aht they do on tight budgets and it's fun to watch for goofs. Some effects are very well done and others are obviously the result of someone's trip to the butcher shop.

Titanic in over three hours had two good parts; Kate's posing scene and Leo drowning. I just stick to A Night to Remember.

And now the unwritten law of SNL alums: Five years after leaving the show they are cursed to become horribly unfunny and become a form of torture at Gitmo. Tina Fey has a few months left. Dan Ackroyd, Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy and Chevy Chase are pretty pathetic these days. Hopefully Wil Ferrel will fade away soon.

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This is exactly why I watch schlock low-budget exploitation movies. Low expectations and if they're good, wow.

Some of the indie horror films are very inventive onw aht they do on tight budgets and it's fun to watch for goofs. Some effects are very well done and others are obviously the result of someone's trip to the butcher shop.

Titanic in over three hours had two good parts; Kate's posing scene and Leo drowning. I just stick to A Night to Remember.

And now the unwritten law of SNL alums: Five years after leaving the show they are cursed to become horribly unfunny and become a form of torture at Gitmo. Tina Fey has a few months left. Dan Ackroyd, Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy and Chevy Chase are pretty pathetic these days. Hopefully Wil Ferrel will fade away soon.
I disagree with Bill Murray. The Life Aquatic was amazing.

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I disagree with Bill Murray. The Life Aquatic was amazing.
I endorse this heartily! It's one of my all time faves.

And I also have successfully avoided Titanic thus far.
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Gah. I was stupid today. I decided to spend the morning in bed. I woke up with a migraine. It's 1:51am now and I still have it. So I spent most of today and now the night in bed. Wasted day. -_-
It's too hot to do anything here anyway.

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Was he also in Lost in Translation, because I need to see that too. Groundhog's Day is still his best work. Bill driving off a cliff with an anamatronic groundhog is just… it's fantastic.

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He was in Lost in Translation but that wasn't a comedy. I didn't like it much myself, although if you enjoy Scarlet Johanssen walking around in her panties a lot you should give it a try. Otherwise it's a pretty boring movie about a bored middle aged guy and a bored 20-something girl who feel stuck in their lives (and are in japan) and hang out together and get kind of close to kissing but don't.

Groundhog day is art, though. I need to buy that. Hm, birthday coming up….

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Gah. I was stupid today. I decided to spend the morning in bed. I woke up with a migraine. It's 1:51pm now and I still have it. So I spent most of today and now the night in bed. Wasted day. -_-
It's too hot to do anything here anyway.

ozoneocean, have you tried something like Yoga to help lessen the frequency of these migraine attacks? Yoga and even Tai Chi tend to keep the body stretched out more than normal and that might relieve some of the stress tendencies. Obviously I am not talking cure here, but it might be worth investigating.

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When did my cat become so high maintenance? If I don't comb her for at least a half hour a day, her fur forms mats that have to be cut out. When I first moved back home, she was so bad that I had to cut all the fur on her hind legs, back, and belly almost right to the skin. She looked like a hacked up poodle/lion or something. I get so much fur off this cat just by her daily combing that I could probably stuff a pillow a week. How the heck can cat hair defy all laws of logic like that? When she was younger, I never had to groom her. And by younger, I don't mean a kitten, I mean even when she was 8 or 9 years old. Sheesh. (And her equally furry sister never needs brushed but used to need constant brushing…)

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When she was younger, I never had to groom her. And by younger, I don't mean a kitten, I mean even when she was 8 or 9 years old. Sheesh. (And her equally furry sister never needs brushed but used to need constant brushing…)

Well, obviously she's let herself go as she's gotten older. Heh.
That's weird. No idea. But the only experience I've had with cat hair is along the lines of "Oh, hey- look, some cat hair…*at which point, I break into hives, swell up, and can't breathe*". But if it were a dog, I'd shave it. Doesn't seem like you can do that to kitties, though… can you?

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