time to get groceries right? acouple little debbies ( i cut snacks out, so i was really craving something sugary or sweet) a can of beans and some rice, 5 bucks total. not bad….no cash. oh well, i dont care if the government can track my card, i use it. access denied. enter pin, do it again. same thing. my wife picks up the tab. i call the bank. "hello, i cant use my debit card." "yes, it was reported stolen so we cancelled it. Just use the one we sent you in the mail" "1. i didnt report my card stolen. 2. i never got a card in the mail" "well, it's in the mail" "but my current card is now cancelled." "yes" "mother fuckers" *click*
that's who knows how long till i get it, and i'm going on vacation this weekend. like saturday morning. nobody takes out of state checks, and my checks arent even put into a state!!
in other news, i'm going to haul ass tomorrow, and run a mile and a half. and i will do it at full speed. and it will be done in 10:30. if not i'll cry. then i'm going to go swim.
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So I just checked my credit cards balance, seriously wtf parents. I'm glad they got a crapload of money from the income tax returns because that thing is taking a chunk out of it.
It's funny that 3 months ago i was so excited to use it, and now it's like FFFFFFUUUUU no more nomore. It's entirely my parents stuff though since they destroyed their credit ages ago and now use mine, mom's always like 'Guard your credit like your virginity!!' lol.
That's why I put my card on a separate account that only I have access to. I know how my sister is with "borrowing" someone else's card.
I just spent the last 2 1/2 hours searching for the right font to finish off this packaging design project I got. I looked through every script font and decorative font on dafonts looking for the right one to no avail. Then just as I'm about to give up I see one that catches my attention. Not because it looks like it'll work at first glance, but because it has the same name as me. Turns out, I think it might work perfectly for what I'm going for. I woke up my roommate and fell out my chair because I found this to be so amazingly funny.
I think I've officially turned into one of those people who love their job so much that it takes over the rest of their life.
time to get groceries right? acouple little debbies ( i cut snacks out, so i was really craving something sugary or sweet) a can of beans and some rice, 5 bucks total. not bad….no cash. oh well, i dont care if the government can track my card, i use it. access denied. enter pin, do it again. same thing. my wife picks up the tab. i call the bank. "hello, i cant use my debit card." "yes, it was reported stolen so we cancelled it. Just use the one we sent you in the mail" "1. i didnt report my card stolen. 2. i never got a card in the mail" "well, it's in the mail" "but my current card is now cancelled." "yes" "mother fuckers" *click*
That happens to me all the time. They also like to pretend that the new one has expired a few days after I get it.
Thanks, banks.
WHAT SCREWBALLS ARE GIVING GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL A 2/5 ON AVERAGE
GFGFFFFFUCK I TS NOT LIKE WE'RE IN THE 90'S AND LISTENING TO THAT PILE OF SHIT "BOINGO" ALBUM – i MEAN C'MON NotHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO ME IsA FUCKING CLASSIC AND I AM ABOUT GOD DA MN READ yTO FUCK ONE OF THESE MORON CRITICS UP THE AsS
sometimes when i walk down the street and a pe nisj ust flings into my open mouth i raise my arms in the air and go "OH JOYOUS JOYOUS DAY"
2/5 my ass
This morning I finally mowed the lawn and put down the weed killer. My lawn was so overgrown with clover I was considering inviting over some horses and goats.
I want a goat. Well, maybe two goats so they won't be lonely. And nice goats, not jerk ones. I think there are some breeds that are nicer than others. Like pygmy goats? I would have to have a nice small field for them though.
Also I want chickens. They will give me eggs and keep my yard free of bugs.
The chickens are a lot more doable than the goats but either way it's not happening any time soon. :[
So it seems that I've misinterpreted some information given to me by the University, and I have got only four weeks left after this one, not the two months I originally thought, which cheered me up a lot, which I needed because of stress and misery and things. Of course, I still only have a week and a bit to get all of my work done, but at this point all I want to do is get the fuck away from here.
The chickens are a lot more doable than the goats
This sentence is hilarious when taken out of context.
so i'm going to the gym right? no biggie. do this every morning. well my alarm goes off an hour early, so i just reset it (it's on my phone). the dogs got all excited, because when the alarm goes off, they know that after 8 or so hours of not doing anything they're gonna run around and be petted and go outisde. the husky starts howling at the door, cause apparently i'm not moving. then when that doesnt work, she just lays on my head. the small dog is running up and down the side of the bed, making all his tags jingle. so i got up and let them out. when they came back to bed they were calm. 45 minutes left of sleep. so i go back to sleep. something tells me i've been sleeping tolong, i open my eyes, and it's light outside.
look at my phone….it's set to silent. now this is something of a mystery, because it went off at 355am. and it's a touch screen, so you have to actually try to make it silent, rather than just hit a random button. i almost never put it on silent because it's so annoying to do so. my house is haunted.
I'm so tired of faulty software! I tried upgrading my GIMP graphic's package and now GIMP wont run at all on my VISTA operating system. I uninstalled and reinstalled it several times and now I've hauled the wonky package to the trash bin!
Why in the hell is it so difficult for anything interesting and useful to work with MSN's feaking VISTA operating system?! Arrrrrrrrrgh!
Anyway, although I will probably ultimately reinstall the GIMP because I understand [more or less] how to use it I am going to try some of the other freeware packages first and see if any of those make me a happy camper.
I hate faulty software! Arrrrrrrrgh!
I hate computers.
Find a recycling center where they collect old computers. Take out a sledge hammer and get to work. I once drop kicked an old Fax machine… very satisfying. Baseball bats or cricket bats are great too.
So I took some pictures then after 30 minutes walked away. Complex scene and I'm having some trouble with deciding on angles. It's going to be all SFX so I'm having problems visualizing it.
Then there were those two nightmares I had last night… $#%&*@
I want a bunch of those fainting goats… not kidding. A dozen or so :)
This morning I finally mowed the lawn and put down the weed killer. My lawn was so overgrown with clover I was considering inviting over some horses and goats.
I want a goat. Well, maybe two goats so they won't be lonely. And nice goats, not jerk ones. I think there are some breeds that are nicer than others. Like pygmy goats? I would have to have a nice small field for them though.
Also I want chickens. They will give me eggs and keep my yard free of bugs.
The chickens are a lot more doable than the goats but either way it's not happening any time soon. :[
So mom wants me to think about going to a 'life coach'(who is also her former boss) I'm not even sure if that's a good thing but if it's anything like the name suggests it might be. I have no damn idea where to go in my life and this ones certainly not what i'd aspired to be(i.e. loser) maybe some outer input (i.e. people not on the Internet) would do me good..
Ha ha, that is awesome.
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I keep getting e mails from people asking me to join their groups on something called Second Life, which is a shitty looking game of some kind, according to Google. Why am I getting these? I've never played the stupid game, so how did they get my e mail? Weird. Even weirder is that all the groups seem to be zombie related. How would they know if I had any interest in zombies?
Well whatever the fuck it going on, I wish it'd stop. It's becoming rather annoying.
Sick with a migraine headache today. Missed out on work. Felt deathly sick, threw up, headache pills didn't work…I had an awful migraine this morning too :\
UGH!
I think it was due to a sinus infection… I hate missing out on whole days.
Though, I didn't take headache pills and I didn't throw up. Felt like it, but I didn't. I had a fever that you could cook eggs on.
Eeeeeerg. Awful week. Bad news keeps on rollin' in from all fronts. I'm not even angry, I'm just… whatever. I hate the word "depressed". At least I'm inkin' today, which has improved my mood. :)
So I'm waitin' for my Doc to call, on account of I can't make the upcoming appointment and I need… something. God only knows. More meds, less meds, ECT, a kick in the face… we'll see what she says.
Eeeeeerg. Awful week. Bad news keeps on rollin' in from all fronts. I'm not even angry, I'm just… whatever. I hate the word "depressed". At least I'm inkin' today, which has improved my mood. :)
That makes two of us!
For the inking part, that is! :)
I brought my pen and penciled pages to school today, and whenever I had free-time, I sat down and got to work.
Guys, I got like, 2 pages done, out of four. Well, that's only the 1st step of inking, there's about 4 or so steps that I have.
But still awesome.
And today was great. I think this one really hot preppy girl is starting to like me. She's really nice, but I used to think she was mean. Now we talk like, all the time.
Also, I was in the Library for 5th hour right? Well, this guy was just sitting in one of the chairs by a computer, and his ex girlfriend comes up to him and hassles him. Nobody really likes the guy by the way, but I talk to him, because I'm nice. ANYWAY, so he starts screaming and swearing that he's sick of her and all that. In a library, mind you.
SO. The mean coach guy, who's actually really cool if you get on his side, but he's really tough….came over to him, and started yelling at the poor kid. Everybody started laughing at him (I have to admit, I did a little too, I was shocked) and the guy was like, "Man…I'm sorry, I don't have anything against you…" and the coach guy kept yelling. He was like, "I'M TAKIN YOU TO YOUR ASSISTANT PRINICPAL'S OFFICE. I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT YELLS AROUND HERE ALRIGHT!?!" and the guy sounded like he was going to cry. Then everybody started laughing more.
I felt so bad.
But, it also gave me the opportunity to talk to this hot girl.
So, today was good.
:3
i'm mad at myself, for not reaching my goal of 10:30, but at the same time i'm secretly happy with myself that i made 10:33. i dont want to get happy withmyself, cause then i'll become laxed. and i want to improve from that, and run 2 miles, and then 3 miles at that pace.
So I just checked my credit cards balance, seriously wtf parents. I'm glad they got a crapload of money from the income tax returns because that thing is taking a chunk out of it.
It's funny that 3 months ago i was so excited to use it, and now it's like FFFFFFUUUUU no more nomore. It's entirely my parents stuff though since they destroyed their credit ages ago and now use mine, mom's always like 'Guard your credit like your virginity!!' lol.
Sounds like your own fault for letting anyone jump on your credit. Good luck spending the massive amount of time it takes to dig yourself out of debt, and next time dont trust anyone including your parents.
Also those companies will hold you entirely responsible, they could give a flying fuck less if mommy an daddy jumped on your bill. Deny them ANY right to touch your credit from here on out, if you're 18 and it's in your name you should be able to make them back off with it, or just cancel the card out and pay off the debt. Then get a new card and do NOT tell your parents about it. Use it only to rebuild your credit. You would be shocked to see how many kids steal their parent's social security, or how many deadbeat moms and dad's want to molest their children's credits and wallets.
So mom wants me to think about going to a 'life coach'(who is also her former boss) I'm not even sure if that's a good thing but if it's anything like the name suggests it might be. I have no damn idea where to go in my life and this ones certainly not what i'd aspired to be(i.e. loser) maybe some outer input (i.e. people not on the Internet) would do me good..
Read the rant you made above this one and think really think about the pros and cons of seeing a life coach. You need one. You're letting your parents hop on your creidt, you clearly need a sense of direction if you're going to even bother surviving outside their house (let alone under it). Seriously, do it. Get your shit together.
You know what I hate? When your stinkin' boss is an ass who screws with you just to tempt you to yell at him. My boss is, I swear, the worst boss of all bosses. He docks my pay and then when I ask him why, he's all 'Oh, no reason.' Then he goes and brags to everyone else about it. He uses the fact that no one can disagree with him without being fired, to be an ass.
There must be some laws against that.
I don't know what just happened…
I IMed my friend and ask him how's it going and he messaged back that he's 19…which is weird because as far as he has told me since I've known him his birthday isn't for a couple months yet. So I said that, and he said "oops" and signed off.
I don't know what just happened…
I IMed my friend and ask him how's it going and he messaged back that he's 19…which is weird because as far as he has told me since I've known him his birthday isn't for a couple months yet. So I said that, and he said "oops" and signed off.
Either he was just responding to someone else or he was having cyber sex.
Or he's insane. Delightfully insane (the best kind of insane).
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