Thread "The 2009 Rant, Vent, and Share thread" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 17, 2009

The time stamp used to be fixed at the US Central time zone.

Now it's…. Hawaiian?

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 17, 2009

I just changed my avatar, and I felt like sharing that with you all.

In fact, if I ever were to do a fan comic, it would most definitely be of Battletoads.
And no, it is not because of 4chan or anything like that. I actually happened to like the game before it became a meme.

Also, Hippie Van's comic is great.

And, I hate perspective.
That is all.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 17, 2009

The time stamp used to be fixed at the US Central time zone.

Now it's…. Hawaiian?

No, because time zones change by hours, right? This is wrong by not only hours but a few minutes as well, which is why it's odd.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 17, 2009

Made up with my cousin today, we went to some trampoline world where i got tired after 10 minutes and she chased me around trying to bounce me (where you jump and throw the person next to you off balance >80 ) and then she came back from her friends house and walked into the house in her bra, I was like 'hey nico—D8' and became very interested in my cheesestick box instructions.

K i've talked about her enough. I'm in love with the show 'is she really dating him', i thought it was going to be awful and degrading but it was hilarious and the announcer guy makes me think i'm observing some rare retarded animals.
I like how some episodes end happily too, the reformed-douche and stuff.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 17, 2009

http://www.stockholmpride.org/howhetero/

Also this site analyses how hetero/gay you are by the words used in your tweets, idk i got 65% hetero:

You seem to be a bit semi-hetero. Just like a chocolate chip ice cream you don't really know what you want to be. Basically it's a vanilla ice cream but what's the deal with the chocolate thingies? Luckily, most people like chocolate.

But i like the chocolate thingie's most :(

i put in 'drunkduck' and it got 48% hetero x]

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 17, 2009

http://www.stockholmpride.org/howhetero/

But i like the chocolate thingie's most :(

i put in 'drunkduck' and it got 48% hetero x]

Your're a bit retro hetero. Take care of your hetero memories, they're as important to you as the flannel shirt was to the grunge.

37% hetero?

i better go inform my wife, i'm sure she'd love to know what's going on. i'll be single again soon apparently. luckily there's a club downtown called "the max". i used to hate staying till closing, but now i'll have to, to continue being 37% hetero.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 17, 2009

I've been watching hardcore wrestling vids on youtube for TWO FULL DAYS NOW!

Hardcore wrestling, you ask? Oh, it's the fights with barbed wired ropes, barb wires INSTEAD of ropes, barbwired turnbuckles, barbwired clubs, barbwired tables, normal tables, flaming tables, glass tables, bags of thumbtacks, light tubes, chairs, more chairs, metal trashcans, steel cages, scaffoldings, insane drops, insane drops through stacked tables, etc. etc. etc.

I think Combat Zone Wrestling is the most insane of these, what with all the glass involved in their hardcore matches (stacks of light tubes)…

…now I'm thinking of writing something related, heh.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 17, 2009

I've been watching hardcore wrestling vids on youtube for TWO FULL DAYS NOW!

Hardcore wrestling, you ask? Oh, it's the fights with barbed wired ropes, barb wires INSTEAD of ropes, barbwired turnbuckles, barbwired clubs, barbwired tables, normal tables, flaming tables, glass tables, bags of thumbtacks, light tubes, chairs, more chairs, metal trashcans, steel cages, scaffoldings, insane drops, insane drops through stacked tables, etc. etc. etc.

I think Combat Zone Wrestling is the most insane of these, what with all the glass involved in their hardcore matches (stacks of light tubes)…

…now I'm thinking of writing something related, heh.

Ahhhh CZW…I used to like that promotion when "Sick" Nick Mondo was around…Unfortunatelly, the things got pretty messy during their last Tournament of Death and Nick Gage took a nasty bump over light bulbs and had a huge cut from his armpit to his hip…

You should check out old FMW and BJPW, both Japanese Hardcore Wrestling promotions (FMW is the spiritual father of ECW).

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 17, 2009

http://www.stockholmpride.org/howhetero/

i got 65% hetero

i put in 'drunkduck' and it got 48% hetero x]

37% hetero

PHEW! I got more hetero than Seventy at least:
38%

But if I say I'm a girl, my score rockets up to 55%!
-You're confusingly hetero. Your friends know. Your family know. You're probably the only one who isn't sure on where you stand.

Skoolmunkee got 83% Hetero!
-You're as hetero as black coffee. Bitter, unpretentious and doubtless popular. But what's the deal with that burnt aftertaste?
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STUPID App! I see why it does that now, silly keyword survey. My "gay" keywords were:
work out, bugger, sparkling, big brother and woman on lol!

It depends on the context. -_-

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 17, 2009

Skoolmunkee got 83% Hetero!
-You're as hetero as black coffee. Bitter, unpretentious and doubtless popular. But what's the deal with that burnt aftertaste?

I dunno what you guys are doing, but whatever that was got the bitter part right. :]

Today is lawnmowing day! Then, maybe, I start bioshock…

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 17, 2009

'Mayhem' is such a joke, the art is atrocious, the story is a meaninglessly violent black deadpool rip-off, and the author is possibly more retarded than kanye west:
http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=22065

Sigh i guess i'm just bitter, i know so many writers that are trying to break in and bring something new to the table/get around bendis's lifeless writing and yet a talentless hack like tyrese can squeeze in, lie through his teeth about sales, and be still be more successful then them overnight then they will be ever GLARFGFDGDFHE *seethes in steaming bitter turds*

Agreed Todd.

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 18, 2009

I've been watching hardcore wrestling vids on youtube for TWO FULL DAYS NOW!

Hardcore wrestling, you ask? Oh, it's the fights with barbed wired ropes, barb wires INSTEAD of ropes, barbwired turnbuckles, barbwired clubs, barbwired tables, normal tables, flaming tables, glass tables, bags of thumbtacks, light tubes, chairs, more chairs, metal trashcans, steel cages, scaffoldings, insane drops, insane drops through stacked tables, etc. etc. etc.

I think Combat Zone Wrestling is the most insane of these, what with all the glass involved in their hardcore matches (stacks of light tubes)…

…now I'm thinking of writing something related, heh.

Ahhhh CZW…I used to like that promotion when "Sick" Nick Mondo was around…Unfortunatelly, the things got pretty messy during their last Tournament of Death and Nick Gage took a nasty bump over light bulbs and had a huge cut from his armpit to his hip…

You should check out old FMW and BJPW, both Japanese Hardcore Wrestling promotions (FMW is the spiritual father of ECW).

Thanks for the tip on FMW… I was kinda shocked to find out Tokyopop published that on dvd, haha.

As for the Nick Gage thing, I stumbled upon a video of that and it looked pretty bad (even though the hit itself didn't seem as bad… I mean, comparing to what they do all the time that is).

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 18, 2009

holy shit i just gotta really bad scare.i wont say much about what, cuase it was a false alarm, but thank god it didnt take more then 5 minutes to clear up cuase lemme tell ya, i was so angry and horrified, i was fuckin shaking.
i don't smoke, at least i aint in the habit of it, but i could use a fuckin light right now. i say this most literally, THANK GOD the situation didnt turn out the way i thought it was. [starts remembering how to breath again]

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 18, 2009

false alarm

Phew, that was a close one! D%

Rant: Oh please - Jackson's 'Earth Song' entering the UK top 40? OK so the guy is dead, don't get me wrong - I don't begrudge him his fifteen minutes of fame, but Earth Song? Didn't Jarvis Cocker become a national hero for pointing up the crapness of this crap?!

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 18, 2009

false alarm

Phew, that was a close one! D%

Rant: Oh please - Jackson's 'Earth Song' entering the UK top 40? OK so the guy is dead, don't get me wrong - I don't begrudge him his fifteen minutes of fame, but Earth Song? Didn't Jarvis Cocker become a national hero for pointing up the crapness of this crap?!

I take it Jarvis Cocker is the guy who flashes the camera? Haha.
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So my mom is freaking out again about my dad's surgery. I mean, it's understandable, but when you've got a ton of people praying for you, including 4 people in my family, and we know that there's pretty much no chance of him dying or him really having any sort of major problem, it's a little silly. I mean, yes, it's serious business, but my mom knows what to expect. I just wish she'd calm down, and just go on with her life until the surgery day. There's not much you can do but live life, ya know?

Usually when my mom freaks out like that, I get really angry or sad for some strange reason. Not exactly sad per se, but really negative. Somehow, either I've grown immune to hearing people bitch and moan, or I'm just too damn happy to let anybody get me down.
Either way, I'm happy about it. (The me being happy thing, not my mom freaking out)
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So I was going to go through and make plot points for EVERY Mission (Chapter) in my comic. Bad idea.
Not only did I figure out it's going to be a long ass comic, but that I haven't even figured out other things to put in it yet. At least I can rest assured that I pretty much know what's going on up to Chapter 8 now. :)
Just gotta get to work on Mission 1…

And I haven't been keeping on my workouts! D:
I really need to keep a good schedule. But I forget sometimes.
Ugh.
Oh well.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 18, 2009

Aahhhhh AZ :) My horrible 115 degree hell-hole *hugs dirt and neverending mountains* We were in a very long traffic back-up, either a u-haul or ups had overheated and all the boxes/papers in the back caught on fire. It was really interesting to look at in a weird way- like you couldn't figure out what was what.
I'm sure the driver made it out okay

My aunt said i was a good conversationalist to my mom, which is an odd compliment for me but when i think about it i really did get to know them a lot/talk to them on a deeper level.

I've started these cool theme sketches, i'm usually pretty lazy about it but i think i could do a page of these a day :)

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 18, 2009

My girlfriends mom has decided to diagnose me again, this time with a martyr personality. She seems to think I crave the attention and pity of people telling me how much my life sucks. I wanted to ask where she had put her stethoscope and white coat since she was obviously so qualified to diagnose my personality. Instead, I just sat there and purposely argued with everything she said and egged her on. For whatever reason, I seem to find it amusing to taunt people who try to give me advice and input I don't ask for.

I think she may not like me. But talk to me like I'm two and retarded, and you're going to get me doing whatever it takes to jerk your chain. In all fairness to her, I guess I might have a bit of an anti-social personality disorder or something. Not that I'd really care if I did. It doesn't and wouldn't affect my life much.

And now I'm just rambling on about stuff of no particular importance, because I have nothing better to do. Blar. Bla. Blah. Bluh. Blah.

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 18, 2009

lba, you know she's right.
Remember the thing you posted in WTH about internet personality disorders? lol!

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I had a freaky dream last night… Something about a villain who had insulted me, an American right wing Evangelist preacher. So I went to the US to get a posse organised to teach him a lesson, but we found our that his compound was guarded by a vicious group of attack pigs! D:
The only way to get to him was to defeat the pigs…
And the only way to defeat the attack pigs was with other attack pigs.
There weren't any available though. So we had to dress up in attack pig costumes. :(

Hyena Hell and lba were part of my posse, can't recall who else. We had to strip naked to get the suits on. So I saw HH in the nud. ^_^
In a silly draem.
Didn't see lba though than the gods!

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 18, 2009

Hyena Hell and lba were part of my posse, can't recall who else. We had to strip naked to get the suits on. So I saw HH in the nud. ^_^
In a silly draem.
Didn't see lba though than the gods!

You bet you better damn well thank the gods buddy. The pure sexiness of that sight might have turned you gay. B)

I'll bet that compound was in North East Iowa. They breed the best attack pigs.

And yeah, I remember that. The world of psychology says we all have issues because of unresolved anger towards our fathers, strange feelings for our mothers and the internet just makes it worse by nature of rule #34.

Posted at 1:07AM, Jul. 19, 2009

Hyena Hell and lba were part of my posse, can't recall who else. We had to strip naked to get the suits on. So I saw HH in the nud. ^_^
In a silly draem.
Didn't see lba though than the gods!

lol! Sweet. Was the IDIOT ass tattoo there?

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In other news: woot! Finally I have power again!

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 19, 2009

You bet you better damn well thank the gods buddy. The pure sexiness of that sight might have turned you gay. B)

Well I'll count my lucky stars then ;)

Damn Iwoan attack pigs :gem:

lol! Sweet. Was the IDIOT ass tattoo there?

Wrong angle… I only saw the B&B combination. :)
I seem to remember some other girls were there and you were lecturing them about putting on their costumes right, very authoritatively.

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 19, 2009

I seem to remember some other girls were there and you were lecturing them about putting on their costumes right, very authoritatively.

That does sound like me. ;)

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 19, 2009

I just found out hiatus is pronounced HIGH ATE US and not high-toose :gem: Grah there's nothing in that word that denotes to pronounce the 'a' like that :gem: Me hate when words get the better of me!

Ah well at least now i can say 'yeh my comics on HIGH ATE US DOOORRR and doesn't update B^U'

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 19, 2009

In one of my schools, we were taught SAT words with stupid anecdotes. One was workers who are building a wall, but they're all taking a break and eating sandwiches or something when Atus the foreman comes by, and they're like "Hi, Atus!"

I already knew the word "hiatus," so the only accomplishment was forcing me to associate it with a half-remembered stupid anecdote every time I saw it. It's been about nine years now.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 19, 2009

I already knew the word "hiatus," so the only accomplishment was forcing me to associate it with a half-remembered stupid anecdote every time I saw it. It's been about nine years now.

And you just had to pass that affliction on to the rest of us?!

Hence the new vampire avatar.:(