Guys…I just figured something out.
They DO put cocaine in doritos! It's the only answer. The only reason why they are so addicting, is because of the cocaine.
Good thing about the baked ones, you can feel less bad eating them. But still, your eating them.
So I wonder…if I took cocaine…and put some like, cheese dust from a dorito…would it be like eating doritos?
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Guys…I just figured something out.
They DO put cocaine in doritos! It's the only answer. The only reason why they are so addicting, is because of the cocaine.
Good thing about the baked ones, you can feel less bad eating them. But still, your eating them.
So I wonder…if I took cocaine…and put some like, cheese dust from a dorito…would it be like eating doritos?
if it did would you stop eating doritos?
….i wouldn't.
and about vaccines, yeah,people need to be able to get a cold. other then that, despite the fact that the world's more crowded AND becoming more intergrated through trading and travel, i cant seem to remember any small pox or death plague outbrakes threatening to throw us back to the middle ages happening lately, can you? could have something to do with that little shot in the arm.
Guys…I just figured something out.
They DO put cocaine in doritos! It's the only answer. The only reason why they are so addicting, is because of the cocaine.
Good thing about the baked ones, you can feel less bad eating them. But still, your eating them.
So I wonder…if I took cocaine…and put some like, cheese dust from a dorito…would it be like eating doritos?
if it did would you stop eating doritos?
….i wouldn't.
Hm…nah. They taste too good.
One of these days I might start a short comic depicting various characters from the Drunkduck Universe participating in a contest similar to the Ninja Warrior contest shown on the G4 network in the U.S. (which is actually a Japanese TV Gameshow called "Sasuke"). Of course it'll be more wacky, fictional, and funny.
Or I could depict them as truck drivers negotiating the hazards of ice roads…
or maybe I just watch too much TV while drinking coffee…
I should just go and draw a pic of Skool's avatar wearing a maid uniform…
zzzz….
i'm freaking out. i told them at the beginning that i wasn't this smart. they're pushing me thru anyways…and now they're still going to evaluate my abilities…
In the army we called this "training the force", in Armor: "forging the Thunderbolt"
Pushing a EM to discover what he is truly capable of (even if he refuses to believe it) is the job of an NCO. All this shall be revealed to you when you make E-5 young padwan.
They can make a hard core tanker out of geeky college boy; they can make you into a lean, mean fighting machine; or whatever the equivelent is in the Air Farce. :) Once you acheive the goals you'll be amazed at what you've done and no one can ever take that away from you.
But they can and will take away your birthday. :(
I still get teary eyed when I smell diesel exhaust on a brisk damp morning. Smells like the Combat Arm of Decision…
In the army we called this "training the force", in Armor: "forging the Thunderbolt"
Pushing a EM to discover what he is truly capable of (even if he refuses to believe it) is the job of an NCO. All this shall be revealed to you when you make E-5 young padwan.
But they can and will take away your birthday. :(
they wanna make me an instructor. i know my job, i know how to do it, but instructing is difficult, because my mind works in a way, that i've actually taught myself different names for everything, for easier learning. but i can't retranslate it, to be all technical and stuff. words have never been my forte. so i actually have a stutter when talking technical. like porky pig. but not when just speaking normally.
e-5 list comes out in 20 days.
my 20th i spent training, with no time to go home and celebrate. my 21st and 22nd i spent in the desert on a 20 hour shift. this year i got to spend it at home with the wife. but we didnt do anything that we normally wouldnt.
I actually thought about becoming an art teacher once, then i remembered how much they make and that i'd probably be teaching high schoolers and said 'Fuck no.'
I'm trying to get back on track with coloring, i guess it's going well. I seem to be picking nothing but earthy tones(or like that of a copic marker) without really meaning too. I guess that's not really a bad thing but i'm worried it'll look washed out in the end(and pervy comics should be shiny and stuff)
i actually have a stutter when talking technical. like porky pig. but not when just speaking normally.I Thought I was the only one! O_O
Ugh! It's like you understand all this computer stuff on a more instinctive level, you don't even think about what all the different things are called, you just know how it works, how to make things, how to fix them etc. You understand it all easily, but not with language necessarily.
So when you try to talk about the damn stuff you get mixed up.
Reminds me of when I'm describing how to increase page rankings to my boss, along with viruses, cross scripting website hacks, botnets, java, etc. Or about trim lines, page bleeds, image dimensions, dpi, compression, vectors, kerning, line spacing…
I hate talking about that stuff!
I finally finished Page 3. Now just…14 more pages to go. I'm not really going to rush myself, because I realize I don't have a deadline (only two pages a week, really), so I could get away with 3 pages a week.
I still have yet to post the comic.
I should get to work on the layout or something soon.
…probably.
Also, tea is so good. I love black tea.
But before I work on anything else, I needs to work out.
Oh god I feel horrible.Give us a chance - you only just got here. :(
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You're right Ryu, tea is the business! I don't drink black tea mind - only cold tea. I mean, I make hot tea practically all day long and I intend to drink hot tea too, but by the time I get my hands on it, it's cold.
I'm drinking cold tea now in fact - cold, clammy, miserable tea with a skin on top.
Tea sucks.
:(
I Thought I was the only one! O_O
Ugh! It's like you understand all this computer stuff on a more instinctive level, you don't even think about what all the different things are called, you just know how it works, how to make things, how to fix them etc. You understand it all easily, but not with language necessarily.
So when you try to talk about the damn stuff you get mixed up.
Reminds me of when I'm describing how to increase page rankings to my boss, along with viruses, cross scripting website hacks, botnets, java, etc. Or about trim lines, page bleeds, image dimensions, dpi, compression, vectors, kerning, line spacing…
I hate talking about that stuff!
That's me and engines. I have no clue how or why I'm doing what I'm doing, but I just know that if I pull certain parts off and check them, it'll tell me what's actually broken and if I can even replace the broken part. I have no clue what the hell that thingamajig on top of a small engine with the magnet is called. I just know that the best way to set it is to use a matchbook cover between it and the prongs leading to the spark plug and that if that is working and the engine won't fire over, I need to check something else.
Of course naturally, people assume I have not the slightest clue at all because I can't explain how I do it, so I get statements like, "You should know, running the engine low on oil can damage it." Which pretty much evokes the sarcastic, "Ugh. Me last vroom-vroom just use foot-foot to push. this new one. Me not know what oil is."
No shit. Running a device based on hundreds of explosions per minute in a little metal tube needs a lubricant?
I really hope i get a girlfriend this semester, i know the odds are literally stacked against me (this town isn't gay friendly, all the out lesbians at my school are repulsive to me, i have a hard time befriending girls because of my male oriented interests, if in the event i 'les be friends' a girl she still may be straight, the percentage chance of my finding a gay girl who's not fat, scary, and possibly a real living troll is tear worthy)
So i'm basically one of those moronic anime-obsessed ronery virgin 30 year old basement dwellers on 4chan trapped in a 19 year old girls body. yaaaaaaay
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