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usually they just wonder off to pastures new for a while.
He probably just done a whoopsy!
1. Custard Trout
Custard Trout is a creature of myth on the internet.
He, She or it, is known to be a troll, but with too large of a range of wesites to be known as real or not.
It is belived he struck xbox live in the year 2008, and Playstation network in 2009.
The myth tells us that he she or it lives in atlantis, and eats nothing but children and custard.
I just saw a so-called "Catholic School" magazine that thinks Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth is right and that global warming exists. At the same time, its full of propaganda about how great the U.N. is. And sustainability this and that and how great it is to have carbon taxes. The only thing thats missing is the part about the need to reduce the population and promote contraception and abortion.
Huh? what happened to being pro-family and pro-life and serving God?
The U.N. is the most anti-family, anti-life, and anti-God organization on this planet.
If your church supports the U.N., that is a false church. Do not put money in the collection box. Their pews should be empty until they agree to preach the truth about the United Nations.
I just saw a so-called "Catholic School" magazine that thinks Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth is right and that global warming exists. At the same time, its full of propaganda about how great the U.N. is. And sustainability this and that and how great it is to have carbon taxes. The only thing thats missing is the part about the need to reduce the population and promote contraception and abortion.
Huh? what happened to being pro-family and pro-life and serving God?
The U.N. is the most anti-family, anti-life, and anti-God organization on this planet.
If your church supports the U.N., that is a false church. Do not put money in the collection box. Their pews should be empty until they agree to preach the truth about the United Nations.
*squints as she licks icecream* Mhm… Have you ever though of makeing pamphlets and giving them out on a random busy street corner? =D
I've always wanted to do that, but over something far more silly and ridiculous. Like the political rights for gay clowns or turning the ocean into a pool by decimating all the wild sea life.
Well i found my bio book on ebay only it's a softcover international student edition. I have no clue if that's bad but fuck if i'm going to pay 170$ when i can get the same one for 70$ plus free shipping. I guess if my teacher says anything about it i can be all 'oh me hump it because me stupid, nd me caveman, so me can't send back 
'
I'm good with bio and history(remembering terms and detail) so i should be fine as long as no pages are missing.
thank you and……wait, I'M NOT GONNA DIE!
oh this isnt nearly as heavy. we meet for drills every tuesday night and stay at our homes when we're not on call somewhere. it's a volunteer department for a town of about 200 people and some of the members are even highschool kids. i should start getting on more of an excersize regiment though.
and that's great! my brother was going to try for being an EMT, but he has a DUI on his record, and i suppose they turn anyone any who doesnt have a clean driving record.
I think I'm just going to cease contact with humanity and be hermetic for a while again. I was perfectly happy and content for almost a year, and then I just started having trouble with people. Ever since the summer began and I started working with a bunch of jerks, to give customer service to a bunch of assholes, I've just been getting progressively angrier and angrier with everyone around me for the way they keep treating me and the people around them. It really pisses me off to go in to work and hear someone talk to me in a tone of voice that clearly says, "you aren't telling me what I want, go get someone who isn't brain-damaged". They do it to my co-workers too, just because they're minimum wage workers. Added to that, I'm just tired of being told I'm not a professional despite having half my income come from illustration and design, when a guy who is a volunteer firefighter is called a professional even though that's essentially the firefighting equivalent of where I'm at, and just because I haven't made it through school yet. It's a little frustrating to keep getting the same lack of respect for what I can do, no matter how much I put into my work.
Maybe it's just me. I have no clue. I'm just tired of feeling like I can't get any real credit for the work I do.
You know what weird though lba? When people DO treat you as a professional at what you do, and an expert, when you really just feel like you're just playing a role.
I hate math, but when i think about it my math classes were probably the best class of my entire high school years. My teacher for 3 years was mr. R, he's basically like kyupol in the way he randomly blabbers about dumb weekly world news stuff and never really teaches. He also made tons of racist comments to a few students all year (mainly my friend latifah who was always giving him a hard time lol)(and no he was never punished). It was basically a fun class for morons where we never learned math and chattered like a middle school lunchroom.
Anyways memories…
-The entire math class of junior/senior year the teacher would just walk down the isle with a checklist and glance at your paper. I did about 23 mock homeworks in the beginning of the year, then everytime after that i just erased/changed the problem numbers and page number at the top. One time he even used my fake homework to berate another student 'Here! this is what it's supposed to look like!' while my two friends next to me knew what i had been doing and nearly feel out of their chairs laughing.
-He also routinely left the classroom and one time we went to the back and got the answer sheet for the midterm and wrote them down (the entire class got in on it too) The funny part is everyone but me, my friends, and the few that didn't cheat got busted (because they were all fucking morons and didn't change the answers of a few problems to make it seem legit) (seriously if you're going to take the retards way out with cheating do it right)
-One time B (who was my white friend that acted hispanic)leaned over and whispered something into my ear, and i'm like 'WHUT B? YOU'RE PREGNANT? AGAIN??' and the whole class got in on it lol. She's a pretty good sport all we did was poke fun of eachother the whole year
-We had a bitchy substitute teacher once for a week, and this one group of boys (arguably the biggest delinquents in our school) picked up rocks from outside and randomly started chucking them at the wall(not trying to hit the teacher, but just make noise). The sub called the cops and 3 of the 5 boys were suspended with one of them being expelled and facing criminal charges :/
- J was always showing my these retarded porn vids on his phone(like mickey mouse put a quarter into this girls wakka-wakka and a coke can popped out her yoo-hoo) He was the only person i knew that saw 2girls one cup/knew what donkey show/dirty sanchez/scat/alabama hot pocket meant and we joked about it constantly(whaaat i was 16 >_> )
-The time(freshman year not mr.r) i didn't do my math homework yet again and so when we were turning them into the box i took one out with handwriting similar to mine, erased the name, and put mine on it. I felt bad about that but the girl got credit for it anyways saying the teacher lost it.
-Also this kid C always always had a closed sprite can with him. He had it for nearly the whole year and i'm like 'wow that kid lieks sprite' when he suddenly didn't come to school anymore. He was expelled because it was a can with a detachable bottom that hid a bag of weed in it.
Ahh…i'm glad i don't believe in karma.
On the downside i never learned anything about math, but i was taking quiet boring honors/AP classes everywhere else so meh.
You know what weird though lba? When people DO treat you as a professional at what you do, and an expert, when you really just feel like you're just playing a role.
And then one day you catch yourself in the mirror and realise the role you thought you were playing, is actually your life.
:O
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR….me and the wife went out to eat last night (she convinced me we needed a date night) and we had leftovers. there was enough for our stuff to fit into one box. she took the one box with her to lunch, when i spent all morning fantasizing about shoving that nice wrap down my throat. i didnt know till i got home :(.
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i have people with degree's coming to me, asking me questions because i'm a "professional". i also have people who know absolutely nothing, try and tell me how to do my job. i'm stuck right in the middle. i have enough people treat me like a profesional, that when other people don't, then it's easier to handle. for every person, i've got a 50/50 chance about the discussion.
Losing. Remember excellence hardly ever wins a popular vote. People vote for the most popular, rarely if ever the best. The best is not often popular. Despite what some say the best does not call attention to itself by its own excellence. Someone always has to lead the way in proclaiming it so to an unresponsive public.
There are no jobs out there…and the jobs that are there have decided since there's 145 people applying for the one job, they will not, will not, will not give a shit who has more actual experience and demand that a person have a minimum of a bachelor's degree. Yeah, so take the moron who has spent four to six years sitting in a class room without knowing how to actually manage and/or design things for real advertising/media campaigns over someone who knows how things work in the real world.
It's impossible to even get a job at fucking Wal-Mart. I guess since I'm not a drug ridden, redneck loser I don't qualify for menial jobs at places like Subway. All I want is a part time job while I TRY to go back to school…I don't have the money to pay for the fees and tuition up front, so even with $4500 coming my way in student loans and grants, I can't see how I'm going back.
I've lost my house. I'm about to sell my motorcycle. Thank god my car is paid for, however, I used the last of my gas to go to the college yesterday, so now I'm using a bicycle to apply for jobs since I can't afford gas. I had to move back in with my parents. How fucking embarrassing is that? Honestly? At this point I'd be willing to jump off a god damn bridge for $20.
i have people with degree's coming to me, asking me questions because i'm a "professional". i also have people who know absolutely nothing, try and tell me how to do my job. i'm stuck right in the middle. i have enough people treat me like a profesional, that when other people don't, then it's easier to handle. for every person, i've got a 50/50 chance about the discussion.I love it when some little piece of shit with a degree, but no real world experience, would try and tell me ~I~ am wrong. Yeah? I've got six years experience in the rel world, kid, who the fuck are you?
Losing. Remember excellence hardly ever wins a popular vote. People vote for the most popular, rarely if ever the best. The best is not often popular. Despite what some say the best does not call attention to itself by its own excellence. Someone always has to lead the way in proclaiming it so to an unresponsive public.That's because people who produce excellence which makes sense scares people. I can't tell you how many times in the past I've had managers do everything they can to try and get me to quit since I was doing a better job than they were. It scared them into thinking I wanted their worthless job (yeah, really, like I wanted to be the manager at Macy's…give me a break).
I'm really nervous… sent off files to kablam yesterday and I keep on freaking out that I perhaps messed up something. Won't know for at least couple more days. AAARGH!
As a result I updated Din Krakatau with new lettering and minor art fixes. Hmm, I should change the banner too, it's REALLY outdated, heh.
I've officially been workin' on "The Hub" for a full year (although my DD anniversary isn't 'til November). Huzzah for not giving up! This is the longest I've worked on anything. Ever.
Also I'm gettin' internet again within the week. Or so I've been told. Which means thatonce again I'll have about every fifth or sixth post in RVandS. I'm lookin' forward to haunting this joint again.
Word to ya mutha.
I'll have about every fifth or sixth post in RVandS. I'm lookin' forward to haunting this joint again.
Word to ya mutha.
O-oh god, i'm watching kanamemo's first ep and i actually like it so far (not the main character, she's like yui, except hideous) I might as well just admit i like aids filled anime *continues downloading the last few eps of k-on*
…crap i should be coloring my new comic @___@ craaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp
wow… that storyline I mentioned earlier is shaping up real well in my mind. Really
REALLY well. If you think an axe crazy girl's attempts at murdering her adoptive
sister's male love interest in "over the top" fashion just to win that girl's love for herself is
funny (each time she pulls out a weapon to use on the hapless guy someone else in the
DrunkDuck Universe comments that their weapon is missing).
I don't wanna go to work tomorrow. It's gonna be extra rainy with plenty of wind and I
have to sit inside a guardshack with no doors or windows built in. I hope that monsoon
passing nearby is gone soon… On the bright side, I'll end up drinking all that water
later.
Tomorrow is also payday, so I get paid. But then all of my money goes to a bunch of guys
named Bill. Luckily I'm not like some of my coworkers who have to also pay their sister
named "Rent".
Tomorrow is also payday, so I get paid.
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