I've been on the defensive for "nice guys". These aren't real nice guys who naturally make peoples days with little gestures, but guys that trick themselves into thinking they are for being your doormat. Then once behind closed doors they get angry and misogynist for not getting the attention they 'deserved'. (i.e. sex, going out) They tend to travel in groups too and be either stringy beanpole skinny or lardbucket, and stay away from 'assholes' a.k.a. any guy not them getting girls.
Also naming your kid Aimee, what's wrong with 'Amy'? Like me spelling my name ohliveea.
….okay not really. It just strikes me as a weird way to spell Amy.
I have a huge list of series to download today, I'm surprised how much my tastes have warped just by giving the first episodes of series a chance and not judging on how shitty the series looked. Of course a fair number end up being shit utter shit, i hate harem so much.
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I'm trying to write a resume, and I have no clue what the hell I'm doing. I've never had to do this stuff before. I've never tried to get anything much better than a labor job that would require one. I'm just guessing and writing a quick paragraph that talks me up about what I'm good at, and then listing my past accomplishments and jobs. I don't even know if I've formatted it right, but I guess I'll find that out when I send it off to someone to have them look it over before I start using it.
I'm trying to write a resumeTailor it to the sort of job you're applying for. So you have different ones depending on what job it is. -only some accomplishments etc and going into more detail about what you did in various positions than others, depending on the requirements of the job in question. More about various special skills (much more) and not at all about others.
I've been on the defensive for "nice guys"Oh give the dicks a break, everyone's a looser some of the time in different ways. :)
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Shiz. It's 3AM and I've only just no put pen to tablet. Lucky I have tomorrow off. WOOT! This page looks promising.
And it seems I have a rather serious sinus infection, from the ongoing pain in the cavities. No runny nose of any of that stuff. No, just bone deep aching. So I either keep taking codeine, or I go to the doctor and sit through some tedious diagnoses until they give me a prescription for anti-inflammatory medication and antibiotics. So I have to set up an appointment, go all the way to the doctor, stuff around, then pay the doctor AND the chemist.
Bugger that. I think I'll use pain killers until it clears up itself. It's bound to eventually. :)
-feel sorry for me. It will make me feel better ^__^
I had three amazingly vivid dreams last night.
The first one was Fantasy-themed, while the other two was slightly more random and not as exciting.
In the first one, two of my reoccurring dream characters appeared. Queenie, the female woodland elf who had a penchant for sporting a black Mohawk hairstyle and carrying some type of machine gun as her main weapon.
Johan, The blonde knight who owned an dragon-themed motorcycle.
And as usual, Whenever those reoccurring characters appeared, they came with an reoccurring dream setting– Post-apocalyptic Steam-punk Fantasy America.
This time, we were in Nevada looking for some legendary cave that was supposed to hold some enchanted remains of an dead dragon, along with massive amounts of gold.
We were lurking around diners and inns on the outlook for any rumors on where this cave might be.
that's when those sleazy-looking guys came up to us and told us that they knew where the cave was, but that it was very dangerous. as an result, only fools would go there. But they really, really wanted the gold so they needed some protection. Since I was a Magic user in this dream world, Johan was a knight with some pretty good fighting abilities and Queenie being an master of tactics and well-armed…. we looked like we'd provide excellent protection.
To make a long story short– We didn't trust the sleazy guys at first but then decided that we had nothing to lose. So we went with them to the cave, and inside the cave there was like a maze filled with goblins who were building machines and they tried to chase us out by aiming steam-powered giant machine guns at us.
But Queenie quickly came up with a way to outwit all of them, and we were able to overpower them somehow.. so we went in deeper, until we got to the location that we were after all along.
And as expected, The sleazy guys was plotting to kill us three as soon as they had access to the gold. That's when the bones of the dragon came alive to defend the gold, and killed the guys just as we were about to get ready to fight against the guys… so we ended up not having to fight the guys after all.
As seeing we weren't really after the gold, just the bones themselves, the magical bones didn't attack us… apparently it was some sort of necromancy spell that could read intentions or something.
The reason why we wanted the bones but not the gold was because of how there was those magical rune stones that was embedded into the bones which powered the necromancy spell. and they were apparently more valuable than the gold.
so as soon as we took the runes out of the bones, the dragon bones no longer became active… and the gold could be taken out now without any consequences.
I decided at this point that taking a little gold with us wouldn't hurt at all, as seeing we still needed to pay for hotel rooms,etc… that kind of thing.
As we were leaving the caves, fighting all the goblins again on the way out, I woke up.
the second one was where I was on some TV show… I forgot what it was all about but apparently it was a mixture of a talk show and an drama series.
The third one… I was just hanging out with some random people and I pissed off this catgirl. Because I actually pushed her into a pool of water on the basis that she was being too annoying or something. And then I went into her room and locked her out so that she wouldn't be able to get in, just to piss her off even more. yeah, I was being an real ass in that one lol.
Thanks a lot you life ruining wankers.
We missed you so much. :)
true story, we needed someone to complain about something so badly. that i had an elaborate plan to cheat on my wife and be caught. so we could have someone who's life was worse off than our own!
that sounds bad, and none of it's true. why should i be caught? i can have my cake and eat it too!! jk.
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-_- Fuck. I should not have said that stuff about my uncle. His dog that he's had for 14 years and loved to death went missing this morning. It has tons of problems like a hip displacement/can barely hear/blind in one eye. I was at the library while they searched(we own like 10 acres of canyon and forest+ our neighbors huge areas). Our neighbor found him way later in the day and called, but he was pretty dehydrated and in terrible shape.
Mom called the local vets but no one was open, and the one they drove too was closed as well. I guess my uncle is ready to let the dog go or something so they came back though they doubt he'll make it through the night. I can't even be mad at him for being a douche, just seeing him like that and knowing how horrible it feels is enough.
Two thousand and nine is Ox shit.
I had three amazingly vivid dreams last night.No nudity this time. WTF? huh!?
Still, good dreams. They'd work well as fully written stories.
I had a good dream the other night that was a film musical made in the early 1960's like West Side Story. Except this one was about adoption, unmarried young mothers, and race issues in a damaged slum area of a big city in America. It was a touching story with a little heart warming plot twist towards the end.
As a real movie though it'd be either incredibly trite or a critical masterpiece. Very hard to get right. :(
finally woke up and recovered (somewhat) from last night. I hope I don't see anything TONIGHT, or else I may need a straightjacket the next morning. So what did I see last night that made me want to drill a hole in my cranium so I could pour bleach into it? Well… two rather large women in the middle of the trash lot…. er…
Let's just say a pile of nasty inside a pile of nasty… doing the nasty.
Now I'm going to figure out how to unsear the image from my mind…
Pieces of fucking shit.Sounds like what Lonnehart saw…
It's a compliment to you!
Now I'm going to figure out how to unsear the image from my mind…Apparently if you find something that induces the memory and its associations and then take gluten or something… Eh, it's a study on rats and memory. You'd prolly need an injection of it right to the spine or brain or something. I dunno. :(
The Ghostbusters game was far too short. However, it was worth the money, because I've waited all my life to be validated by Stanz, Spengler, Venkman and Zeddimore. Even if it's just in a pre-scripted video game.
I felt awful earlier this morning, but doing okay now. :] Might still skip breakfast though. Because I know you guys care a lot.
I have so much work to do the next few weeks. :[ The easy part of summer is over and now it's back to deadlines and thingsiling up. Still, hopefully it won't be as busy as it was the first 2-3 months of the year when I was working every weekend and stuff.
Also I raided the supply cabinet at work and got some fresh office supplies. I really love office supplies, even if I never end up using most of them. Pens and notebooks 4 lyfe
I just discovered that clicking on YouTube videos pauses them. THIS IS A MASSIVE DEVELOPMENT YOU GUYS.
woa so you are saying that in 10 years from now, people will actually have smart, well thought out and grammatically correct arguments on youtube?
i too dream of the day,brother,but my hopes aren not high.
sometimes i think maby that text talking will eventually become the official way we write. i mean look at how much the English language has changed through history. wtf.
Me too. Especially since I didn't wash off my make-up from last night and woke up lookin' like I had two black eyes.@Ryu
You look super cute lol.
*shudders* a cute zombie 0_0
:D
Thanks!
I just got home from my friends house.
And now I really feel like a zombie.
We can be zombuddies. lol!
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