"Death".
I would never have guessed that death had the benefit of being able to sit down.
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The 2009 Rant, Vent, and Share thread
Having no belief in the afterlife or any sort of retained sense of self after death, I imagine it has the benefit of not knowing or caring whether or not you're sitting down."Death".
I would never have guessed that death had the benefit of being able to sit down.
Hm…
I think I'd like to die naked.
Or maybe just, half naked.
Like I'd be outside, in some crazy pose, with some long t-shirt on, and boxers, and people would be like, "Oh that Aaron, he's so crazy! He always forgets his pants!"
And life would be good.
Except I'd be dead.
And for some reason, my oatmeal tastes like peanuts. I'll investigate this further later.
Also, need to work a bunch on my comic today.
And yesterday I uploaded my first video to youtube. I feel special. :)
I'm considering collaborating with a writer on another webcomic. I only bit because it's pretty much in the same vein as "the Hub"- you know, that "intersection of all dimensions, wherein absurdity abounds" type thing. Except it's a coffeeshop, and not a bar.
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Why is everything I do for f**kin' free? I'm an idiot.
I'm considering collaborating with a writer on another webcomic. I only bit because it's pretty much in the same vein as "the Hub"- you know, that "intersection of all dimensions, wherein absurdity abounds" type thing. Except it's a coffeeshop, and not a bar.Ha, how about I hire you to draw me a graphic novel once I'm able* to pay? :D
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Why is everything I do for f**kin' free? I'm an idiot.
*(once I am able to live from my own comics and have money left that is, haha)
So, that one girl from Canada I was talking to?
Yeah, didn't work out with her either.
I was both relieved, and incredibly saddened.
Relieved because I didn't have to sit by the computer for hours, hoping that one day we could be together.
And saddened because she was like, perfect for me.
But I guess I gotta move on, huh?
Some girl, apparently thinks that I'm like, a god or something?
And then this mid-aged woman was checking me out at the gas station.
So, I guess, um. Yeah. I guess I'm hot?
So, that one girl from Canada I was talking to?
Yeah, didn't work out with her either.
I was both relieved, and incredibly saddened.
Relieved because I didn't have to sit by the computer for hours, hoping that one day we could be together.
And saddened because she was like, perfect for me.
But I guess I gotta move on, huh?
Some girl, apparently thinks that I'm like, a god or something?
And then this mid-aged woman was checking me out at the gas station.
So, I guess, um. Yeah. I guess I'm hot?
HAHA! RYU'S COUGAR BATE!QUICK! SOMEONE CHUM THE WATER!
So, that one girl from Canada I was talking to?
And saddened because she was like, perfect for me.Ok, what's this thing with canadian girls being perfect? :D
I mean, I met one with the same kinky interests (here's NOT the place to rant on them so I'll skip and I'll leave that to your imagination you dirty dirty people :D ) but there's a matter of an ocean sitting between us so yeah, no chance.
BUT a friend from Netherlands is quite possibly marrying to a Canadian, and I know of at least one more person who did just that. Must be something in the air (or water).
so a couple weeks ago, i was playing online, and i told some kid i was a chick from canada. it was really creepy i'll admit. but eventually things got messed up, and he almost caught me in a lie….so i had to break things off. cute kid tho.
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where did that come from? some times i creep myself out..
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today has been a lazy sunday. i've been lurking the forum, tho i haven't posted….i dont think…did grocery shopping, but not much else. still have 1 more non-pay paycheck coming…
ummm….i had more, but for the life of me i just can't remember…
Ok, what's this thing with canadian girls being perfect? :D
It's true. :D
Aaaanyways, spent a night at the cabin. Normally, even though I really don't like being out there, I'm okay when it's just for a little bit like that.
But man, it was just awful. My mattress out there is like 3 inches thick so it took me ages to fall asleep, and then when I finally did I got woken up again by someone in a cabin near ours singing really badly, really loud. And my little sister kept throwing fits. :(
I have to face it. I just suck at Team Fortress 2. Too much auto kill stuff in that game.I love TF2. :)
Even when I suck, it's still fun. It's just one of those things… sometimes you're just not in the groove and you keep getting killed in stupid ways, often without even being alive for more than a few second. -with all the random crits there's such a huge luck element to the game and sometimes you're just on the wrong end of it.
Other times it's the opposite and you're owning the entire game like a god, with all those other players not being able to touch you. It's worth it for those moments. :)
Wow… never thought a video game could be used as a tool to help find missing people. The Sims 3 exchange site has Sims in it for download that are as close as possible to the likenesses of missing people. The latest one I just checked out was that of someone who was pregnant when she disappeared…
dang, I want to sleep. But I can't. I can't even empty my mind to go to sleep as something keeps creeping in to keep me awake. I bet soon as I get to work the sleep is going to kick in hard…
I have got to try Team Fortress 2 sometime. I haven't been able to get a copy yet; bills eating me alive for the next few months. x_x
i'm looking at the screen. but it's half blurry. my body just wants to go back to bed. it was a great sleeping weekend after all. why not sleep some more?
this time i'm not ranting because i'm running late…but because i forgo….wait a second.
oh my alarm. freaking window's mobile. it's starting to do that thing again, where, when it's been going off at X time everyday, then it will still go off at x time. and also the new time it's been set for. so i woke up 10 minutes early…and yes 10 minutes early does make a difference. at least mentally for me…
the worst part about gaining rank? everyone else is to. the guys i work with on a regular basis, took nearly 1/3 of the total given out to our careerfield. and so far 2/3 of the people who tested passed. a couple guys tested late, and are awaiting the new results. but i guarentee my figures are going to go up, 1 is really smart, 1 has time in grade, and 1….prolly wont.
airsoft forums are filled with obama-hating red neck ignants.
funny thing though, since it's an airsoft forum, they're also really ignorant about firearms and base what they know via cod4 and other fps'es.
That's why you gotta find a decent group to play with. I used to play with a bunch of guys who were active service and that made it a lot better. I ended up quitting all the same because the rednecks moved in to the league.
Speaking of which, my rant is semi-related. I spent all last night rolling in bed through nightmares of old airsoft games I played, but in my nightmares they were real combat missions. I spent the whole night with that tight aching fear/pain in my chest that you get from a fight and my thigh is in agony now because almost every dream sequence ended with being wounded in the thigh, usually by a machine gun ( which is usually what I got hit with when I played, on the few instances I got hit. ). I'm halfway expecting to be walking with a limp by the end of the morning at this rate. The other dreams were about my girlfriend ( 'cept in-dream we were married or something. 0 telling me she was pregnant with some other soldiers kid.
I think my dreams are trying to tell me something. Either that, or it's my ancestors angry at me for eschewing family tradition. It's been a long time since I've had nightmares like that. I need to go ice my leg too.
I have this really random light arthritis in my right elbow. I didn't even know what it was at first i thought only 80 year olds could get it. Kinda weird since it's just one elbow, so annoying though, like little ants are marching over my bone with hot coals in their pincers.
I start school on tuesday, man i don't even care. It's such a disappointing place.
I really want my own website, but when I think of the logistics of actually doing this, it seems impossible. I mean, I feel like I need to get one eventually, but I don't know a damn thing about it and have no idea where to start learning. I try to read up on it, but it just confuses me more. It's like, I can understand bits and pieces of things, but not how they fit together. I feel f**king retarded because it seems so easy for everyone but me. Like, teenagers do this crap, for cryin' out loud. Why can't I? It's like anything I do on the artistic side is f**king useless because I can't handle the technology side of things myself.
Also I had to call the cops on a couple fist-fighting in the street last night. That was at the coffeeshop job, not the bar job.
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