Thread "The 2009 Rant, Vent, and Share thread" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 16, 2009

hm, so has any one noticed how if you misspell "drunkduck.com" you get sent to a porn site. Who would've guessed?

I didn't see what I misspelled in it though…

did it have naughty drunken foul on it?

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 16, 2009

dunkduck.com = h1n1 fact sheet

dunkdruck.com = google redirect to here

http://drunkduk.com/ = blank page

drunksuck.com = google redirect

i'm bored, i couldn't find it. alot of the variations i tried sent me to a google redirect.

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

Guess where drunkfuck.com takes you

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

Guess where drunkfuck.com takes you

http://www.google.com/search?q=drunkfuck.com&rls=com.microsoft:*&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1

redirected again…but this time not for drunkduck corrections.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

Guess where drunkfuck.com takes you

http://www.google.com/search?q=drunkfuck.com&rls=com.microsoft:*&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1

redirected again…but this time not for drunkduck corrections.

:o maby we can work out a partnership!haha!

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i think my big toe's infected. under the toe nail. it's had a little pain in the side of the nail for a little more then 2 months, like if you press on it and i noticed today that it's gettin all red on that side. haha, man infected toenails are always gross. maby it'll get all green and pusy and fall off! then the next pepole who move into this house'll find it.maby it'll get mixed into a bowl of potatoechips who knows! :D

edit: OH! now i know there's something wrong, towards the bottom of it is a big round white discoloration. i think it's a pus bag.if i can get in enough maby i can pop the sucker.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

FAMOUS GRAPHIC ARTIST ALERT!!!!

Hey, everybody! Guess what? Christian Beranek has joined DrunkDuck! Let's greet him and make him feel at home!

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

edit: OH! now i know there's something wrong, towards the bottom of it is a big round white discoloration. i think it's a pus bag.if i can get in enough maby i can pop the sucker.

it may be the beginning of a callus. i know that's what happens to my toes when i get callus's on them. normally when i've been wearing the wrong size shoe…

popping it open is a fun thing, i did it once…alls it did was expose skin that really burned.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

I should be studying for my grade defining honors bio test on Monday, but instead I've choosen to listen to Glee songs on repeat.

This is going to present a problem.

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

edit: OH! now i know there's something wrong, towards the bottom of it is a big round white discoloration. i think it's a pus bag.if i can get in enough maby i can pop the sucker.

it may be the beginning of a callus. i know that's what happens to my toes when i get callus's on them. normally when i've been wearing the wrong size shoe…

popping it open is a fun thing, i did it once…alls it did was expose skin that really burned.

ahh i dont think i'll be gettin at it anyways. it is still pretty far under the nail.might just have to wait for it to grow out. i know whatcha mean though. that shit does sting!

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

Ugh, one of the most annoying things about talkshows/podcasts is that guy that laughs at everything. It's happened on two shows i've downloaded and neither have bad laughs, it's just after a while it's like 'shut the f* up when there's a serious topic goddamn, not everything needs to be a joke parade'.

Still stuck on page 4 of my comic, at this rate my measly 2 page a week goal is going to fail. Siggh >_<

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

I've got the father daughter dance tomorrow night. It's always fun because they play oldies and dance tunes, an all the dads get funky. I'm a tremendous daddy's girl. It's sad when you look forward to being at a dance with your dad over being at a dance with a bunch of teenage boys.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

I hate my dreams sometimes… they just get too weird…

I dreamt I was on a cruise ship, an event that was put together by the entire Drunkduck community (I bet that took a lot of pleading/begging for donations). Anyway, I was having a great time talking to the admins 'til The Planetbuster (the flying battleship from R-Type Final) came out of the sky and impaled itself into the midsection of the cruise ship, causing it to start sinking. I woke up on the part where I saw myself going into the mouth of a whale shark…

Yeah. I'm going to finish off that six pack of iced Hawaiian coffee, and that'll be the last time I drink up the stuff before going to sleep. Also gives me the runs…

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

FAMOUS GRAPHIC ARTIST ALERT!!!!

Hey, everybody! Guess what? Christian Beranek has joined DrunkDuck! Let's greet him and make him feel at home!

I said hi but I reserve the right to remain slightly skeptical while I wait for him to show us some stuff that proves that he's not some guy, pretending to be him.

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 16, 2009

Drunkfuck.com is, in fact, not the one I was sent to. I got sent to "dollar porn" or something.

In other news, my xbox just survived the Red Ring of Death! Champagne for everyone!

Posted at 12:10AM, Oct. 17, 2009

In other news, my xbox just survived the Red Ring of Death! Champagne for everyone!

What exactly is supposed to be wrong with the XB360 when that "Ring of Death" appears? Last time I sent in my console for repairs I never got that. Instead my video went all haywire (like a bad LSD trip) before dying. Got a free replacement for it, though. :)

I don't know exactly what a "bad LSD trip" is, but I've heard it's a pretty multicolored affair with lots of distorted images and such.

Posted at 12:10AM, Oct. 17, 2009

In other news, my xbox just survived the Red Ring of Death! Champagne for everyone!

What exactly is supposed to be wrong with the XB360 when that "Ring of Death" appears? Last time I sent in my console for repairs I never got that. Instead my video went all haywire (like a bad LSD trip) before dying. Got a free replacement for it, though. :)

I don't know exactly what a "bad LSD trip" is, but I've heard it's a pretty multicolored affair with lots of distorted images and such.

"general hardware failure". So that could mean a lot of things. Mine just overheated cause it was sitting on a towel (it doesn't normally, I brought it to a friend's house).

But I had one before and it just flat out died. I had a warranty with Best Buy, so I got a completely new one and, because at the time I bought it it was $400 (now it's $200), I got compensated for the extra money and got $200 back. So I got a new xbox and $200 for free. That was a great day.

Posted at 1:10AM, Oct. 17, 2009

I've heard lots of tales about the thing overheating, but I haven't had anything like that happen to my box yet… Then again I don't play the thing for 48 hours or more straight (more like 2 to 5 hours at a time) before taking a rest. I do play my PC more since I can play it for days on end (if I so choose) without having the thing overheat on me.

Posted at 3:10AM, Oct. 17, 2009

yeah, the most I play it for is like 4 or 5 hours, but I had mine sitting on a towel and it blocked the air vents.

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 17, 2009

My boyfriend got me drunk at his brother's wedding rehearsal last night. The best thing is that I know the names of all his family members and what they look like now. He still gets my uncles confused.

Posted at 7:10AM, Oct. 17, 2009

My boyfriend got me drunk

Ah drinking… I had a can of Bundaberg and coke last night. That's Aussie rum, premixed with cocacola.

F***ing revolting! Disgusting. Horrible. So cloyingly sweet and icky. Didn't even give me a buzz either. What a total failure of an alcoholic beverage. -_-

Posted at 7:10AM, Oct. 17, 2009

I had mine sitting on a towel and it blocked the air vents.

….

Why?

Posted at 7:10AM, Oct. 17, 2009

OUCH. What just happened to my lower back?

Posted at 7:10AM, Oct. 17, 2009

My boyfriend got me drunk
Ah drinking… I had a can of Bundaberg and coke last night. That's Aussie rum, premixed with cocacola.

F***ing revolting! Disgusting. Horrible. So cloyingly sweet and icky. Didn't even give me a buzz either. What a total failure of an alcoholic beverage. -_-

in america we store our shit seperate.

i had a "jack and coke in a can" in germany once. or twice…i really dont remember because of the absinth. anyways, it sucked. you just can't do that, the carbonation gets into the liquor, and ruins it. store them seperate until it's time to drink!
and i really like jack and coke, so it wasn't my first.
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with the xbox's, the problem was the thermal paste was cheap, and when it got to hot, it allowed for the heat sinks to disconnect from the CPU, and then the cpu would get too hot…there are a ton of 'how to fix it' videos on youtube and thruought the internets.

i had it, and i sent it to xbox and got a new one. my buddy used the video,s and he still has his.

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 17, 2009

I had a jack and coke once and it laid me flat becuase it was my first drink…

Thought the most interesting drink I had was a Root Beer float made with root beer schnapps. Just put a hint of Dr. Pepper in there to the fizz.

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 17, 2009

The kid next door is so annoying and retarded. I want to punch him in the face.