Y'know one thing I hate about cakes? Some of them are so beautiful that you don't want to eat them. But you HAVE to eat them before they become all moldy decomposed, etc… *sigh*…
I went and got that triple chocolate cake today. Stuck it in the fridge. Its expiration date is in December, so it'll still be edible for Thanksgiving. Now if only I can stop staring at it when I open the fridge to get something…. -_-
I'm a Type II diabetic. I'm not supposed to even THINK about eating the thing. It could kill me. Yet…
Maybe if I go eat a whole 5 pound ham then the temptation will go away…
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The 2009 Rant, Vent, and Share thread
Why do people to choose to have a break down in front of me? They even friggin' tell me how I'm the only person they can cry in front of. Like I'm somehow way stronger or more capable of dealing with their issues on top of my own? For crying out loud, everyone at this school who does well feels like they have no social life and don't go anywhere in their spare time. I'm no different. I don't even have the pleasure of a roommate to share a place with so it's not like I don't know how it feels to sit around being bored. I wish I were spending time in more places than school and sleep too. What the hell am I supposed to do about it other than suggest a possible thing to do and sit there? There's nothing I can do, and yet it always seems like everyone wants me to sit there and pat their back and go "it's alright, I'll make it better."
Urgh. I just wish I didn't have to always be spending all my life taking care of everyone else. Just so I could focus on dealing with getting my own life straight and running. Call me resentful or whatever, but it gets old.
Its expiration date is in December, so it'll still be edible for Thanksgiving.That actually sounds quite scary, from a preservatives point of view…
I guess it's even scarier when you realize that a well made fruitcake will last 25 years and still be edible…
Not to worry though. Mine will last as long as I keep it refrigerated…. and at least as long as I can resist the temptation to "attack" it… :)
Speaking of attacking food. Cheese and Bacon stuffed pizza burger
It would be shear suicide to attempt it alone, and might still be incredibly hazardous in a group, but I still kind of want to try this monstrosity.
Speaking of attacking food. Cheese and Bacon stuffed pizza burger
It would be shear suicide to attempt it alone, and might still be incredibly hazardous in a group, but I still kind of want to try this monstrosity.
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wow…..
That's a GREAT WAY to clog your arteries. Yikes!
*and I thought that six pound burger that you had to eat whole to win some kind of contest was bad… well… if you could travel to Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Pennsylvania and eat the whole thing by yourself within three hours…*
edit: yikes! now they have the 15 pound burger that you have to polish off in under five hours!!!
Arrrrgh! my stat page keeps redirecting to http://us.chinaontv.com/sex_museum/index.html I don't want to know about the chinese sex museum! Is this part of drunk duck's secret education programme to teach me about far eastern lovin?!
Pizza should have a nice FLAT thin crust. Stuffing is for dangerous psychotics and sexual deviants with a passion for children and or furry animals. >:|
YOU'VE DISCOVERED ME!
i will no longer be posting on DD as ozone is actually a federal agent trying to catch a predator. To think he only found out because i love pan pizza, and stuffed crust. or the new pan stuffed crust.
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Hello this is Juan Miguel and i will be posting under this name from now on.
went and saw the men who stare at goats last night. Not worth the 9.00 a person movie tickets. (i always pay for two) but it would have been good if i paid for just myself, or waited to rent it.
Speaking of attacking food. Cheese and Bacon stuffed pizza burger
It would be shear suicide to attempt it alone, and might still be incredibly hazardous in a group, but I still kind of want to try this monstrosity.
I think I just got a heart attack simply by looking at this.
Speaking of attacking food. Cheese and Bacon stuffed pizza burger
It would be shear suicide to attempt it alone, and might still be incredibly hazardous in a group, but I still kind of want to try this monstrosity.
I think I just got a heart attack simply by looking at this.
Now maybe if I substitute the pizzas for veggie pizzas, and use ground turkey instead of ground beef…. and find something else to replace all the bacon…
On second thought, never mind. Somehow I don't think it's gonna work like that.
ARGH!!! I really shouldn't have looked at that pizza burger post. I just woke up from a dream where I was eating a large version of McDonald's "McGriddle"… four 2 foot wide pancakes with a 5 pound pork sausage patty topped with a lot of scrambled eggs and lots of bacon in between, all drenched (I'd say "drowned" ) in maple syrup. And with that I had a 30 oz cup of coffee and a large plate of equally drenched (or drowned) ketchuped hash browns. I guess I'll stop ordering breakfast at McDonalds after work for the time being. x_x
My friend lent my the sims2 plus all the expansions, i know my computer isn't meant for gaming but the LOAD TIMES =_= AGGH
Thankfully the gameplay goes fine, though it freezes every time i try to make a new character :( I wanted to play Lesbo sims. Making houses is really fun though.
He has sims3 but there's no way in hell my computer could run it.
My friend lent my the sims2 plus all the expansions, i know my computer isn't meant for gaming but the LOAD TIMES =_= AGGH
Thankfully the gameplay goes fine, though it freezes every time i try to make a new character :( I wanted to play Lesbo sims. Making houses is really fun though.
He has sims3 but there's no way in hell my computer could run it.
my wife loves those games. She has an excellent rig, but the load times are still flipin ridiculous. i think it has more to do with the game itself, than the computer. but in your case, it may be a mix between the two.
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I think my fall back dream, is to run the iditarod. that would be pretty neat huh? I'll be sure to thank DD, when i cross the finish line, dead last.
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Post Script.
Bleach post 186
[spoiler]OH SHIT it was captain Amagai, the whole time!! OH BIGGER SHIT! annoying Nel is espada #3????[/spoiler]
Why is there only 24 hours in a day? why can there not be more like 30. And sleep be optional? Why can't we have these things?
I swear, holidays and breaks from school always end up feeling like more work and stress. Everything is always due right on the same deadline, a day or two before the break begins, so they have just enough time to give you your next assignment before you leave. By the time the first one's done, you're on break and the second set of assignments is due the day you get back. Then you're at home with only half the resources you need to do a decent job. It makes me wonder why we even bother with the breaks sometimes.
edit: I showed one of my female friends that pizza burger and the first words out of her mouth were, "that's fucking disgusting. But you're going to try to eat it anyway, just because you're you."
She said this just as I was on my way to the grocery store to see if I could find the ingredients for it.
Why is there only 24 hours in a day? why can there not be more like 30. And sleep be optional? Why can't we have these things?Tell me about it -______-
She said this just as I was on my way to the grocery store to see if I could find the ingredients for it.I never picked you for a deviant. >:|
"So, how much is this?" -slams down candle on register-
"Well, it's normally twelve dollars, but it's fifty percent off, so roughly six dollars."
"No, it's half off."
"…Y-yes?"
"HALF!"
"Um, yes."
"So how much will it BE, then?"
"Roughly six dollars…"
"Yeah, that's what I thought." -smug-
I don't really understand how people who don't comprehend half equaling 50% can make a living. What do they do? How did they even manage to avoid learning this?
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