Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 9, 2007

Example:

Person#1-I need a better way to wash the dishes.

Person#2-Have your dog lick the plates.

Then the 2nd person asks for advice the the other person gives bad advice.GET IT!!!!!8D lol!

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 10, 2007

I'll start

I need help on my Ps2 games

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 14, 2007

Then ask me for directions!

I need to clean my room.

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 14, 2007

Sure, lemme get a leaf blower…

I need to get gas.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 16, 2007

Eat at McDonalds, then you should get a LOT of gas.

I need to buy Christmas presents.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 17, 2007

Get them all meijer gift cards

I need to do my math homework

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

Go to the arcade or sumthin'. The homework will be done by itself.

I need new pants.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

Walk around public areas without any pants. Someone's bound to give you a pair.

I need to buy some groceries.

Posted at 3:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

Send me a car via air-mail, I'll bring you some.

I need to predict if I'll seem creepy or not to people.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

Walk up to little kids and offer them candy. If they ruun away, your a creep :D

I need to protect my nuts. >_>

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

Use your nutsack.

I accidentally gave my girlfriend AIDS. How do I make it up to her?

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

run away.

I blew up the kitchen. What do I do?

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

Blame your little brother/sister.

I just got a speeding ticket! Now what?

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

Throw it away and drive out of town as fast as possible.

I lost my wedding ring in the sink.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

Eh, just let it go. What'll the missus care?

I'M LOST.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

Just stay where you are. If someone offers help, ignore them. They're probably rapeist.

My cat looks cold…

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

Tell your cat to turn up the heating.

I was just given a high-paying and dangerous job at the nuclear power plant, but I'm completely unqualified.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

Play around in the safest room. You'll figure out what to do.

I'm hungry.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

Eat a Cactus.

I need pancakes, where do they occur?

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

Oh, you see, you go straight forward, then you turn left at the first roundabout, then you turn right, then left and thn to the right again, and again to the right, left it is then, and then you'll meet the Chesire cat, ask him where the Fountain of pancakes is, he's sure to tell you what you want to know.

I need to burn a house. Quickly.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 23, 2007

Nothing burns a house faster than a human torch. So douse yourself in gasoline, light a match and get to work!

I need to know how I mine for fish.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 24, 2007

Take a pickaxe and go hit the nearest lake. You're sure to find somethin'.

I need to know the best kill the president.

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 25, 2007

Shoot him in the face with a shotgun, it's funnier with a shotgun.

I am going through pr0n withdrawal.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 25, 2007

Keep living. :P

HELP MEH WITH MAH HOMEWORKS!!!

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 26, 2007

Write answeres that sound right.
i.e., Volcano's blow up due to the Earth PMSing.

I need to get my comic done.