Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 24, 2010

Plug Harkovast! That's the whole point of mafia right?

I need an artist and only one person has shown any interest :( (thanks Mett)

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 24, 2010

Get Hitler.

I haven't been posting comics in a while. It's gonna take me a little bit to get back into the rhythm.

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 25, 2010

*Puts gun to mattboy's head.* There. Now you have all the motivation you need.

I'm being chased by a Dahlik and I can't find Dr. Who to help me.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 28, 2010

Buy a army of my indestructable attack piglets! Guarenteed to kill your bacon loving enemies!

I am making so much art for so many people, I'm not sure anyone appreciates it anymore.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 28, 2010

Draw porn. EVERYBODY appreciates that.

I'm worried that my arms are going to fall off.

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 1, 2010

Learn to masturbate with your feet.

I've been poisoned by a vindictive platypus!

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 1, 2010

Read Forum Fighters! The samurai knows how to cure poison, he might help you…or he might just point and laugh as you die on the floor.

I need people to read my comic!

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 1, 2010

Strap them to a chair and force them to watch an endless cycle of your comic, over and over, 24 hours a day.

(Oddly, I was just reading Forum Fighters)

My room is filling with smoke for some reason, and it's getting a tad warm.

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 1, 2010

CAll over some hot women, and you got a sweaty dance party!

Okay, I got readers, but they don't leave any comments.

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 1, 2010

Pat yourself on the back, since you have awed them into silence.

Alright, I've got a smoky room full of hot sweaty women, there's fire lapping under the door, I'm nearly comatose from the platypus poison, and all the damn samurai will do is point and laugh at me.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 2, 2010

Drink some of the platypus milk in that hottub, its the cure for platypus poison! Also, very good for putting out fires. Then, continue the sweaty dance paerty!

i dont like shrimp.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 2, 2010

Hire these guys to take care of him for you.

I have a bug collection due next Tuesday and I still haven't finished.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 2, 2010

You know animal crossing? Send in your army of waddle-dees to do a mass bug catching.

There are Waddle-Dee's catching all the butterflies, so I can count bug catching off my list of fun stuff to do. So, you think I should do a sweaty dance party? They seem to be really popular lately.

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 3, 2010

No, go do heroin instead. ;)

I cut myself shaving.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 3, 2010

Put on lots and lots of aftershave.

I've finished my collection, but now I have a big lab practical in the same class tomorrow and I'm not prepared.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 3, 2010

Study, lots, then eat an apple pie. Joking, everyone knows that CHERRY pie is the best study food!

Um, I need help with my drawing style, I can't seem to be able to stick to one.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 3, 2010

Go to Japan dressed as a little girl,that'll get their attention long enough for them to teach you

I don't have a problem to post

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 3, 2010

Okay then, here is a problem, you are offensive, stop that.

I just skewered a offensive person with a shishkebab, how am I going to clean this off?