Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 27, 2007

You should get it outsourced to India. Those guys will get it done in a jiffy.

I need to get over this cold.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 27, 2007

You can sleep outside. Here's some lemonade, I put extra ice in it. ^_~

I need to cook breakfast, but i'm tired.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 28, 2007

Put Some Bacon In A Toaster.

I Would Like To Become Ruler Of My Bathroom.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 28, 2007

Befriend the mold and mushrooms in the bathroom.

I need a massage.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

Let creepy priest do that for you.

I need my own band of overworked pandas.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

Go to China and dress up as bamboo!

I have a dead body in my closet.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

Call the cops right now.

I have a terrible migrane.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

Beat your head against the wall to kill it.

Saw chose me. :(

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

Stay where you are and dont do anything the police will be there soon.

My wii just broke!!
The system you sick bastard!The game system!!

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

Put it back together using duct tape.
LOL WII=PENIS HURF DURF

I have one bullet in my pistol, and two sworn enemies approaching me.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

Shoot yourself in the foot and hope that theyll take pity on you and leave you alone.

I just ran over my little brother.

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 4, 2008

Stuff him full of candy and hang him from a tree
VIVA PINATA!

I got pooped on by a seagull :(

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 4, 2008

Get it out of your clothes with more poop.

My PS2 broke.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

Buy an Xbox 360
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I'm cold… so cold…

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

Go to the zoo and cuddle with the grizzlies.

My head hurts from not sleeping.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

nothing a few over doses of ALCOHOL can't solve.

I want to get a PS2 sometime.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

Steal one from that crippled boy down the street. He'll never know.

My hands are cold.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

Glue them to your genitals. That'll warm them right up.

I can't find my car keys.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

Take that woman's purse and take her car keys. She won't mind if you borrow them along with her car.

My stomach hurts.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

My advise would be to eat plenty of fatty foods.

I'm not sure which Nintendo DS games I should buy.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

Buy every game from every store in town.

Raep is illegal.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

Say you fell on the person over and over again!

The Internet connection goes down every few hours.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

Smash your computer against the wall with all your might until the internet is up again.

Bright lights hurt my eyes.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

Look up to the sun, the pain is sure to go away!

I really need a slave to clean my room.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

Chuck Noris would be glad to clean for you.

I need more villan ideas for my comic.