Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008

Atleast you're not rampgeing thru town killing everyone in sight

My hed blew up

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008

You can be a politician!

I'm coughing up blood now

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008

mmm…Tasty!

I have an axe in my head

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

People will give you more attention because you look so cool.

I have a rash.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

You get to see a doctor!

Someone broke my window…

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

Now you can brick it up so that creepy neighbor stops watching you sleep!

If I can't talk I can't work

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

Well the ladies love the masculine voice.

These pervy female ninjas keep stalking me with mountain dew instead of sprite how do I get to go away?

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

Why the heck do you want to run away from pervy ninjas? Anyway, send them to Rio!

I got no pervy female ninjas stalking me while zgenstru has a lot and hates it.

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 11, 2008

At least you get to make fun of zgenstru!

I have Vista

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

It can't be worse than Win98…

I was abducted by aliens.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

now you can hang cool at alien conventions!

I hear stupid people … everywhere

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 12, 2008

At least you can still hear.

I see idiots when I close my eyes.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 14, 2008

The right medication can make them go away…

I lost all the comic pages I've made because my computer sucks.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 14, 2008

Now you have a reason to make better ones!

I can't get a job that matches my credentials.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 14, 2008

Change your credentials. Hehe…

I have a huge chncre sore and it hurts like a freaking mother.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 15, 2008

hey, least it's herpes and not AIDS!

i just saw my lover on "to catch a predator"

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 16, 2008

Whew! what a relief you'll never have to deal with that guy again!

My company is trying to can my department without actually laying us off

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

atleast you know who to blame

one of my hands is bigger than the other.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

Its great for shaking hands with prospective employers!

I am a victim of my own success.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

Then I guess you're a masochist.

I edited this post to get rid of sensitive information that you might want to know. (and yes, that was said still playing the game)

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 25, 2008

Hey at least you were able to go back and fix it!

These forums are starting to feel like a high school popularity contest.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 25, 2008

At least it's not like a kindergarten…

People keep asking me to draw yaoi stuff.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 25, 2008

Hey you could always use it as a fallback skill to earn some cash!

This thread almost went dead

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 27, 2008

There will always be someone to keep it alive.

It's summer here, but for some reason, it's cold like freaking fridge.

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 28, 2008

At least it's not cold like freezer!

The voices in my head tell me to burn things…