Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 28, 2008

well go help the world! burn michal jackson!

i will die in 2 seconds and i cant spell im a lil emo and have no perents cause they got shot in the head hwile play DDR and i talk too much.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 28, 2008

Think about how nice it will be to not have to live anymore!

I've been working in a call center so long that my hearing is going out.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 28, 2008

You won't hear the nagging of other people anymore!

I'm bored.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 28, 2008

than be happy now you have an excuse to go to www.i-am-bored.com!

my sister is satan

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 28, 2008

You have a famous sister!

School is taking too much time.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 28, 2008

At least you don't have to earn a wage!

My shift takes to long, and its about to get longer.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 28, 2008

well you now have an excuse to quit and find a better job ^.^

im being posesed by a ghos-BOW TO SATAN FOOL [still in the game just jokeing around]

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 29, 2008

Now you have super Demonic powers!
just like Cov, lol

I have a dead-end job

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 29, 2008

well now you have an excuse to quit! [eh i cant think of anything else to say lol]

my school if full of wanna be gangsters who wanna kill me but the teachers do nothing AND I WANT TO LIIIIVE!!!

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 29, 2008

Its never too late to homeschool!

My back hurts, a lot

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 29, 2008

At least it's not your whole body…

I can't find a job as a teacher and I'm starting to think I'l have to clean the streets for living (which is a LOT of work here in Brazil)…

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 29, 2008

well atleast your doning good for the earth!

IM ABOUT TO JUMP IN THE CHAIR!

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 30, 2008

At least you don't have to stand.

I have to lie to get a day off.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 30, 2008

well atleast you dont have to make them mad telling the truth

im too much in lov with small sodiers [the movie]

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 1, 2008

At least it's not Titanic…

I think my webmangas will never reach 1000 views.

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 1, 2008

You can always look forward to tomorrow!

I'm missing 5 trophies on my DD profile.

Posted at 12:02AM, Feb. 5, 2008

At least you don't have to dust and polish them.

I can't stop singing the blues.

I've got those, Can't stop Blues,
They just won't go away.

Can't stop Blues,
Ain't much more I can say.

Wooo, Can't stop Blues,

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 5, 2008

At least it's not Britney Spears!

Someone's radio is playing awfully bad music real loud near my building.

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 5, 2008

At least it's not Britney Spears!

That would be tortchure!

At least they are close by so you can easaly smite them with your wrath!

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 6, 2008

….erm, westy didn't leave a bad situation, so I guess I'll just make a solution up!

Well, at least you don't need to buy the hamster, hose and basketballs anymore!

My brains just asploded.

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 6, 2008

Now people won't expect you to act responsibly!

I have a bad head cold that won't go away.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 6, 2008

Cheer up! it might kill you and then it won't bother you anymore.

I'm being eaten by a boa constricter and i don't like it one bit.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 6, 2008

Well, at least you're still alive! Try punching it in the gut a few times - worked for Naruto, didn't it?

I have inverted kneecaps :(

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 6, 2008

The circus will love you!

Some retard at school pushed me head first in to a wall, and now I have a massive bump on my head.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 6, 2008

Hey, with a little bit of sandpaper (and a LOT of painkillers) you can become 'Crocty - Human Unicorn!' and join me in the circus!

My adoptive parents told me I was raised by chincillas…