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You can make one hell of a biography book and become ridiculously rich (and also appear at Oprah)!

I'm a little bit confused with DD's new look…

iain_westy
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Yeah but DDs got great new feature…… no you got me I'm confused too.

I can't stop the feeling that your all out to get me

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Hey, at least you're aware of my evil plans!

I can't stop feeling guilty about the slaves I keep in my closet to make me some sneakers.

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You are still alive and can do somethong about it!

I'm surrounded by creepy people.

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Sky isn't falling


I almost killed my cat

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Your miserably failed effort has resulted in a spared life!

It's raining like freaking hell, with lightnings hitting stuff near my building (I think there will be flooded houses here…).

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You got a very unnusual pet!

My mom caught me downloading hentai.

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There will be no employees calling you a "office nazi"…

Can't find a job as a teacher.

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you can always tutor!

I still get nerve pain from the time my hands broke
Damn, sometimes I feel nerve pain in my finger too (damn soccer)…

There's a lot of pain killers that you can take in any drug store.

I finished college 6 months ago and my diploma is still not ready.

cool guy
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Now you can sit down and do nothing.


I'M FU***** BORED!!!!!

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now oyu have an excuse to do somehting!

noone comments on my comic

cool guy
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Because their always to busy worshiping you

I can't speak japanese.

bluebot092
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well atleast you have a choice to learn spanish!

i dont know what 4487598749508739457943+493750937540976210746237474743 is

cool guy
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Neither dose einstein

And I already know spanish



the new Kappa Mikey movie won't be on till 9:00

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You got spare time to do cool stuff!

I'm getting lazy…

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then dont do anthing!

im trying to watch youtube and do stuff on drunk duck at the same time.

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