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zgenstru
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Well now you can rick roll 'em for making your life miserable.

Someone stole my favorite hoodie. :(

Krensada
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At least you are still alive.


I'm out of coka cola.

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There's always other sodas like Sprite.

My friends keep bothering me when I try writing fanfiction.

humorman
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Good, you need to make better use of your time anyways.

Some idiot is going to post after me, and no matter what that person says to cheer me up, that person will still be the MOST BRAINLESS MORON who has EVER been on the internet…




…EVER.

Krensada
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at least it ends…


I have to go to work and i don't want to go some times.

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Now you can ask someone to do it for you.

I haven't started my Latin project yet DX

BloodTh
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Hey, you can try a new language!

I do not know what to do with my unnatural obsession with the internet, and my mind is very close to breaking, since I had to give up super Smash Brothers Brawl…

Insizwa
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Well at least you're not smoking crack and hanging out with gangs.

I got myself a blister hiking.

imshard
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You can pop it and freak people out with the loose flap of skin!

My girlfriend dumped me, my apartment got infested by ants, and I got a speeding ticket, and my car broke down, all on the same day.

Krensada
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at least you still have your health.


I can't think of anything bad happening to me right now…

Krensada
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AT least you are alive to experience all the wonder fruits life has to offer, like getting in your first car accident, your first breakup with sombody you love and so much more!


I have no motivation…

Dark Clown
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At least your not hideously retarded morbidly sloth like.

We got fired again.

Dark Clown
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Well atleast your not in a relationship from hell. enjoy your singal life.


We can't spell.

Dark Clown
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Well then that paycheck is gonna be good.

We have been spitting up blood the last few nights.

Insizwa
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Well at least you don't need a new kidney.

I want to watch the movie Oldboy, but it's no where to be found.

Dark Clown
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take this time to read a BOOK. or enjoy some music.

This thing on our arm is getting bigger.

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Think of it as dieting.

I have ringworm.

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Now you can make a new fashion statement! w00t!



A vampire told me he wants me to bear his children o_O

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