Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 4, 2008

Well now you can rick roll 'em for making your life miserable.

Someone stole my favorite hoodie. :(

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 5, 2008

At least you are still alive.

I'm out of coka cola.

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 5, 2008

There's always other sodas like Sprite.

My friends keep bothering me when I try writing fanfiction.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 5, 2008

Good, you need to make better use of your time anyways.

Some idiot is going to post after me, and no matter what that person says to cheer me up, that person will still be the MOST BRAINLESS MORON who has EVER been on the internet…

…EVER.

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 6, 2008

Some guy just insulted me on the the internet.

I went here by accident.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 14, 2008

at least it ends…

I have to go to work and i don't want to go some times.

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 14, 2008

You get paid when you go!

I can't get rid of this cold.

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 14, 2008

Now you can ask someone to do it for you.

I haven't started my Latin project yet DX

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 14, 2008

Hey, you can try a new language!

I do not know what to do with my unnatural obsession with the internet, and my mind is very close to breaking, since I had to give up super Smash Brothers Brawl…

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 15, 2008

Well at least you're not smoking crack and hanging out with gangs.

I got myself a blister hiking.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 16, 2008

You can pop it and freak people out with the loose flap of skin!

My girlfriend dumped me, my apartment got infested by ants, and I got a speeding ticket, and my car broke down, all on the same day.

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 17, 2008

at least you still have your health.

I can't think of anything bad happening to me right now…

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 17, 2008

You can still play by making something up

I don't have my health either

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 17, 2008

AT least you are alive to experience all the wonder fruits life has to offer, like getting in your first car accident, your first breakup with sombody you love and so much more!

I have no motivation…

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 18, 2008

At least your not hideously retarded morbidly sloth like.

We got fired again.

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 18, 2008

Now you can stick it to the man

I still feel heartbroken

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 18, 2008

Well atleast your not in a relationship from hell. enjoy your singal life.

We can't spell.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 18, 2008

At least you're not illiterate.

I always get the last minute call at work.

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 21, 2008

Well then that paycheck is gonna be good.

We have been spitting up blood the last few nights.

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 21, 2008

think of it as enjoying your meal twice.

I need some cold hot cola

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 21, 2008

Well at least you don't need a new kidney.

I want to watch the movie Oldboy, but it's no where to be found.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 21, 2008

take this time to read a BOOK. or enjoy some music.

This thing on our arm is getting bigger.

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 21, 2008

it is born of flesh

I have to work 5-6 hours before getting a lunch break

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 21, 2008

Think of it as dieting.

I have ringworm.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 21, 2008

Now you can make a new fashion statement! w00t!

A vampire told me he wants me to bear his children o_O