Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 22, 2008

Can you say you say daywalker?

I have insomnia

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 22, 2008

Now you won't be late for anything because of oversleeping.

A man baby showed up on my couch today.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 22, 2008

Now you have a bundle of joy that will slowly suck your soul dry and brake your will until the day the little Bastard gets a job and moves out…… We mean "Now you have a little life to nurture."

We wish for rain every day but have yet to be given what we wish for.

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 22, 2008

Now you know that god isn't going to flood your area for 40 days and 40 nights.

I was turned into a man… and the zipper is stuck

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 23, 2008

Think about all the things you can now do with soggy pants.

We got cut up by a cat again and the wounds wont stop bleeding.

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 23, 2008

Cats: the other white meat

I'm single again

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 23, 2008

Now you don't have to explain anything to your mother.

People scream when I try to eat them.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 23, 2008

A Scream is a Laugh only louder and faster.

our deep arm cuts have become infected.

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 24, 2008

Well your species CAN grow new ones.

I'm becoming an insomiac

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 24, 2008

Sleep is for the mortals, just think of all the things you can do at 1 am.

Our Arm fell off. again.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 24, 2008

The new one will be stronger.

I think my friends and family are planning an intervention for my caffeine habits.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 24, 2008

thank them bu drinking Cold Hot Cola and Massive Strength Rockstars. cuz they love you.

We have fallen into a tub of pudding and it stinks.

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 24, 2008

You just need a spoon now!

I am about to be killed by Genesis, who is angry that I stole his 'Loveless' book/

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 24, 2008

well once he kills you youll get to see what god is like!

i got bitten by a werewolf

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 25, 2008

…thats bad? dude you survived!

I'm lonely

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 25, 2008

At least you're not lonely enough to resort to being fooled by an internet pedo looking for little shotas.

I have 5 apples, AQua, stole 5 of them. How many apples do I have left? None. I have no apples. ;_________;

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 25, 2008

apples cause cancer

I have the llama llama duck song stuck in my head

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 25, 2008

Apples are only good in pie. think of the troble he saved you.

We work with morons. MAJOR MORONS…

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 26, 2008

At least your not one of the morons.

I'm very lazy…

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 27, 2008

You'll never have that nasty stinky workout sweat smell

I have no life.

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 27, 2008

hey least you dont have to deal with people who have lives's problems!

ACK IM TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF!

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 27, 2008

At least you'll get to be human sometimes.

Oh dear, I've lost my leg. What a shame…

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 27, 2008

well now you can ride a wheel chair wheeeeeeee!

i did a barrel roll and blew up mah arwing!

DAMN YOU PEPPY THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 27, 2008

Fortunately its not real.

I got burned by muriatic acid today

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 27, 2008

now you can get people to feel sorry for you and make you their king!

my youtube account got banned