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imshard
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you can download it with a clean conscience. (what? you DID pay for it)

the insomnia is affecting my performance at work and school

cool guy
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Try sleeping durring a boring class



I can't connect my scanner to my labtop.

bluebot092
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maybe an alien will pop out of it and you will have your own lil space pet! if oyur still alive….


im about to get ran ov-*gets ran over by a truck*

cool guy
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too bad



I suck at DDR

diana_m
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Then you can go and play Tekken!Or House of the Dead!Or Air Hockey!

I'm broke.

diana_m
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You can get a new one.

I can't find a job.

cool guy
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Go to www.usajobs.com


My sister says I look stupid with my new Naruto headband.

diana_m
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Well,you DO look stupid.Use a strawhat and a red vest instead.

I'm bored.

diana_m
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You can become a computer progamer.(Mean joke,I know.)

I'm to lazy to do what I want to do.

cool guy
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LIMEWIRE!!!!!



My sister says I look stupid with my new Straw hat and red vest

diana_m
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Your sister is an asshole.

I want a strawhat too.:(

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At least you still have your hopes and dreams. Mine were crushed years ago. D:

I believe that my cat is plotting my death.

diana_m
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Get a dog.

I'm hungry.

bluebot092
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now oyu can sue the company and get a shit load of money for free!

……i see dead people…..[DONT EDIT ME OUT AQUA!!!!!!]

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You can ask people in banland why they were killed.

I'm stuck on the dark side of the moon.

Dark Clown
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you never have to worry about skin canser.

We have killed a cop with a pitchfork…..

diana_m
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Oh well.Don't drop the soap in the shower.

My comp. caught 1630 virus.(NOT KIDDING.I'm typing on my mom's laptop.:b)

Dark Clown
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think of it as time for an upgrade

we ate our pet snake.

diana_m
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You don't have to buy snake food!You'll save a lot of money!

My parents' screens are smaller than mine.

imshard
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You can attach your big monitor as a secondary screen on your parents system until yours gets cleaned.

I just gave tech advice in a game forum.

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