Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2008

Its just allergies so you can take you meds and it'll go away

I was just violently probed by aliens

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2008

Your so popular that you are known throughout space.

We just cut off our right arm

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 28, 2008

Clearly it grew back since the last time you cut it off, It'll grow back again.

I … Need … Sleep

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 28, 2008

You finally get to break in those new oh-so-soft fleece blankets.

I caught the love of my life in another woman's arms.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 28, 2008

It's better that you found out sooner rather than later.

Apparently my blood is full of no-doze.

Posted at 6:06AM, Jun. 21, 2008

Think Of all the late night partys you can attend.

We Have no People skills.

Posted at 7:06AM, Jun. 21, 2008

There's always internet forums.

Yesterday was my first day of summer break and I woke up with a horrible cold.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 21, 2008

At least, you won't feel the heat.

My bed is broken.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 22, 2008

At least you have a bed.

I lost my Nintendo DS.

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 23, 2008

All the more reason to buy another one and maybe a few more games. While you're at it, how about some more styluses (styli?), new earphones, an mp3 player, a new computer, a puppy, some ice cream, some memory sticks,a new sound card, and a really cool motorcycle.

My house has no indoor plumbing.

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 23, 2008

Think of the joys the great outdoors brings!

I have no time for my favorite forums anymore.

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 24, 2008

think of it as expanding to new hights.

We have found that the green lump on our arm is canser. and it is growing fast.

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 24, 2008

At least its not one of these

I need new roommates. and maybe a new apartment. a girlfriend and a social life wouldn't hurt either.

Posted at 11:06PM, Jun. 24, 2008

Well, at least I'm an orange.

My vanity license plate says QWYJ1B0.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 25, 2008

It could say yurm0m

I'm not sure how but i kicked myself in the balls today

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 25, 2008

Congratulations! You have discovered the presence of your incredibly violent alter-ego. Now you can go off on a bunch of spiffy adventures.

I broke my arm.

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 26, 2008

You still have the other.

My cousin's best friend lost his appetite.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 26, 2008

more pizza to go around!

I have not enjoyed life

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 26, 2008

Death might be enjoyable for your case.

There will be more Dreamworks' usual 3D/CGI movie that includes animals, the he-he's and ha-ha's, and with famous actors doing the voice-acting… what a bore!

Posted at 4:06AM, Jun. 28, 2008

think of how nice it is that things don't change.

We have killed again.

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 28, 2008

You helped in stopping over-population.

My favorite T.V. show ended.

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 30, 2008

Think of the time you can spend with those people that live in your house instead.
You know, your family?

I have trouble sleeping.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 30, 2008

You an inspiration to those that cant stay awake.

Our guts have turned into flan.

Posted at 6:07AM, Jul. 1, 2008

Flan is tasty.
I lost my baseball.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 1, 2008

Use a steel pipe.

I lost my favorite music CD.