Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 22, 2008

you have a reason to buy new ones

I forgot about everything I saw on Food Network

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 23, 2008

No reruns!

I'm spending Christmas alone this year

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 23, 2008

you don't have to buy any presents

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 24, 2008

Then there was light!

cool forgot to add his dark side

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 24, 2008

I won't now

8 more hours and 54 minutes till Christmas

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 24, 2008

A lot of families open a present on the eve.

I have to drive 80 miles before I get anything.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 24, 2008

Atleast you're getting somthing

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I can't write with my elbows

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 25, 2008

I don't think anyone can.

I have to spend all the money I got for Christmas on a scanner.

Posted at 6:12AM, Dec. 26, 2008

You'll get a scanner be grateful you even have money I got 20 bucks

None of the music I sync to my MP3 appears when I play it

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 29, 2008

Friendly technical support agents are ready to take your call!

I have a digestive tract infection.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 29, 2008

I'm sure it's treatable

I havn't checked my DA and my mom is telling me to get off the computer.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 8, 2009

DA will still be there when you come back.

I crippled my finger in a door.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 9, 2009

Well the resulting infection leads the doctor to chop off your hand thus paving your way to becoming the pirate you've always wanted to be.

I however just opened the door to my apartment and discovered it is full of kitty litter.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 10, 2009

You can kill Harkovast later

I'm bored again

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 11, 2009

Smiling too much causes premature wrinkles.

I can't produce comic pages as fast as I want to.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 15, 2009

It'll make your fans appreciate the existing pages more.

I got in a wreck and had to buy a new car, insurance for the car, and I'm stuck with doctor's visits three times a week for the next 5 weeks.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 15, 2009

You can make a new friend out of the doctor!

I'm a figure of ridicule in both real life and now even on the internet people mock me.

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 15, 2009

Words hurt, but only the ones you keep in your heart matter Hark. Only you can determine your own worth.
**oh yeah bright side.** Ridicule is often a sign of jealousy or inferior intelligence.

I'm a broken person, with nobody to help me except myself.

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 16, 2009

Then your fate is in your own hands and you are the master of your destiny.

Everyday I fail a little more.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 16, 2009

It's a stage in life you'll pass it sooner or later

No one on MSN worth talking too right now

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 17, 2009

It's their loss, not yours.

My insomnia kept me up all night.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 17, 2009

more ping pong practice

i'm drunk on cheese

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 17, 2009

And high…on life

I woke up at 12:00pm

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 24, 2009

Waking up late is a good thing! Sleeping in is great.

I suffer from incredibly bleak irrational black moods that plunge me into the pits of depression at various times.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 28, 2009

They have pills for everything. Maybe holistic healing if they don't work.

I had to drive through bad ice to get to work. Twice.