Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 28, 2009

You are still alive.

All my classes were canceled today except for the one I hate.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 28, 2009

At least you learned something. :D

I don't have a 360

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 28, 2009

Everybody on Xbox Live is an idiot anyway.

I'm socially inept.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 28, 2009

So am I! Wanna be friends? :D

I have a birthday in february, but I do not know what I want.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 28, 2009

If you run out of ideas, you can always Money and Wuv. Or world domination.

I caused a time paradox on the Ban Game Thread.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 29, 2009

But they are so fun!

We are learning about scary things in class.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 29, 2009

Now you can make a horror movie and earn big bucks

I can't get rid of this headache.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 29, 2009

It would go away.

I'm tired.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 29, 2009

Sleep can rid you of this.

I still can't draw. :(

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 29, 2009

Art is 25%

I'm a nerd.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 30, 2009

Nerds have seized significant control of the culture as intelligence becomes more important than athleticism in daily activities.

My back pain is causing spasms

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 30, 2009

Go with the spasms next time you are on the dance floor and start a new craze!

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Posting on forums is failing to translate into hits on my web comic!

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 30, 2009

It will happen sometime. (I know right?)

I'm sore from exercising at 630am this morning.

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 1, 2009

You'll get better when you sit down for a while

I don't know why Matt Hardy hit Jeff Hardy with a chair.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 2, 2009

It's professional wresting. Sh*t like that happens there.

My webcomic's hits (which I normally don't care about) are experiencing a sharp decline.

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 3, 2009

Blame the economy (its easy, just like el nino, or PMS)

My new shift is killing me.

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

You get to meet new people!

I have an initial interview due tomorrow at 8AM, because of budget cuts we're not allowed to take personal vehicles, and the waiting list for state cars is three days. If my performance is below 75% I don't get a raise at my review next month, and I risk termination for being a weak link.

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Every things eventually works out.

I'm still sick after 3 days.

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

You're not coughing up blood (I hope).

I'm out of snacks at my office and I can't think of a good kind to get next because I've snacked so much I'm sick of pretty much everything.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 4, 2009

you won't commit Gluttony

My DVD player's Fu*ked up

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 4, 2009

Perhaps it may make a useful bludgeoning instrument in a pinch.

My laptop is fscked up as well.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 4, 2009

There will be sales on computer stuff soon.

I don't know when my assignments are due, so I'm going to do them right now anyways.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 4, 2009

More time to troll the forums.

My grocery store was all out of Monster energy drinks! PUBLIX! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 5, 2009

They're just making space for one you'll end up loving more anyways.

My computer at home is messing up and now I can't play WOW or update my comic from the house! I hate my ISP.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 6, 2009

Reason to get a new one

My cellphone is getting messed up