Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 29, 2009

Now, you'll be able to prove whether religion is right or wrong!

Bad stuff.

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 29, 2009

Atleast you have stuff.

I can't find a job

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 1, 2009

Most communities have a friendly local vocational school for acquiring new job skills, with job placement at the end.

I wanna different job.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 1, 2009

At least you have one

I finally got the girl I like to talk alone with me but nothing happened =(

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 6, 2009

hey, now you have an excuse for not proposing.

i have explosive diorrhea.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 6, 2009

That's great! It should clean out your colon nicely.

My air conditioning isn't working worth a damn.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 6, 2009

sweating is good for your skin! so is heat stroke!

noone on the forums likes me.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 18, 2009

Pariahs are notoriously underestimated

my lexicon and vernacular are too verbose, expansive, intimidating, and incomprehensible to many people.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 18, 2009

Well, at least you won't have to work for Fox News.

I signed up for summer school courses, but didn't realize they start Wednesday. Now I'm broke and textbook-less.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 22, 2009

There's always the 5 finger discount

I got a callus on my pinky

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 22, 2009

you can use your health insurence to get it amputated!

I have to go to the dentist in June

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 22, 2009

at least it's not the denturist

I have a pipe bomb implanted in my brain!

Posted at 9:05PM, May. 22, 2009

Now, you can get others to do what you want!

I am in a very dark room with no way in or out. It smells really awful.

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 23, 2009

At least you have internet access!

I'm not going to be able to pay my rent on time this month :(

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 23, 2009

I hear that the homeless somewhere in Africa get 10 dollars a day.

I can't think of anything to do this summer.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 29, 2009

Cool! you can sleep in the whole time!

I'm not enjoying my work anymore.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 30, 2009

At least you have a job. Think of all the graduates that don't have jobs right now.

I think I might be depressed,I'm always hungry.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 31, 2009

People in Africa are always hungry but they never get food, you do!

All my limbs were ripped off by some sort of paper cutting machine and I also have a red-hot marble melting in my belly-button

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 5, 2009

"What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer."

I'm going to be stuck at this job for a long time…

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 13, 2009

You'll make lots of money and have meaningful job experience when you finally make your escape.

I ****ed up my student loans and might have to pay for school out of pocket.

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 15, 2009

You can get a full-time job in a field related to your degree, and paid your way through school. It'll take an extra year but you'll earn enough extra for a house and/or car, and have enough experience on your resume to go straight into your chosen position. I should know its what I did.

I picked the wrong line of work.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 15, 2009

You've given a deeper and more full meaning to the term 'Irony' benefiting hundreds and thousands of english students in years to come.

A real tragedy: Dean Koontz continues to publish books.

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 23, 2009

He'll eventually die

I have to practice Japanese for a review I might fail.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 31, 2009

One good earthquake/tsunami/Godzilla attack and Japanese will be a dead language anyway.

I had to be hospitalized because of stress and fatigue.

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 3, 2009

You might get a paid vacation

I can't import my videos cuz my computer's being a bitch