Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 3, 2009

Good reason to get a new one.

My sick time is looking to go as unpaid.

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 3, 2009

You can become more responsible for money

I finally got my videos to import but now they're going slower than a snail crawling through salt

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 14, 2009

At least your videos don't leave a gluey gooey foaming pile of disease ridden filth like a snail through salt.

I was too trusting and now my boss is trying to bury me.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 14, 2009

He get's to use his brand new shovel!

I just ate my own head.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 16, 2009

You can type without a head.

I can't play guitar

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 17, 2009

Neither can I.

I still can't draw and a lot of the guys at The Sonic Comic Inc. hate me.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 17, 2009

Mario is the way to go.

I found out a friend of mine is a nihilist. :(

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 17, 2009

It's not wrong to steal from him!

A fifty-foot tall beaver just ate my family. :(

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 17, 2009

They were probably made of wood, It explains why it ate them.

I didn't get therealtj's joke

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 19, 2009

Well,it's because you're an idiot and…Oh,wait,the BRIGHT side of life!
Gee,at least you still have good ideas for reality TV.

I'm broke.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 20, 2009

There's a great place you can go when you're broke!
It's called "Work"!

I work too much

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 22, 2009

Which means you're getting paid $$$.

I'm failing High School.

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 22, 2009

At least you're in high school.

I'm broke and get get a job.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 24, 2009

You can always join the Peace Corps!

I don't get a chance to exercise anymore.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 15, 2009

At least you don't have to worry about getting all sweaty, injuries or athletes foot.

I burnt my hand!

Posted at 4:09AM, Sep. 16, 2009

And now you know that stoves are hot.

I am reading through the webcomic, Nedroid, and found three jokes that are similar to ones I had planned on using.

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 16, 2009

It's not which joke you tell, it's how you tell it. :D

I always have a strong craving for junkfood. :C

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 17, 2009

Well at least you don't have a strong craving for Drano.

I gotta wash the dishes :(

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 17, 2009

Jet-dry is your friend.

I have to work through the holiday season.

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 18, 2009

At least you won't have to worry about annoying relatives pestering you.

My teachers don't know how to make a class schedule.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 21, 2009

Maybe you'll be forced to drop a class you don't like.

I got stuck with a bad work schedule.

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 21, 2009

It'll soon be a very big advantage

I have lost my copy of Guitar Hero 3

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 21, 2009

Rock Band is better. Or, perhaps, real life music.

The SeacowsI MEAN SEAHAWKS lost.

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 22, 2009

They won all their preseason games and half their regular season games so far.

I'm hungry and there's nothing to eat.

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 22, 2009

Just remember this simple jingle….
You will never have to worry about what to eat,
as long as you've got a saw and a pair of feet!

Mel Gibson continues to exist…..