Thread "The Chuck Norris game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 8, 2007

Shuck norris owns more stock in microsoft than bill gates!

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 8, 2007

Whne Chuck Norris does push-ups he moves the Earth down.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 8, 2007

When someone punches Chuck Norris, the shockwave smashes the attacker and all others within 100-mile radius.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 8, 2007

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately it's impossible for him to cry.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 8, 2007

Chuck Norris smells like wet ass.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 9, 2007

Chuck Norris' favortie brand of breakfast cereal is capn. Crunch! like what he does to the enemies skull!

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 9, 2007

Chuck Norris eats the hearts of his enemys to gain their courage.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 9, 2007

Mr.T and Chuck Norris walk into a bar, The bar decinagrates because it cannot hold the combined awesomeness of Mr.T and Chuck Norris.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 9, 2007

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 9, 2007

Ever notice that whatever happens to Chuck Norris, his hat never falls off?

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 9, 2007

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 9, 2007

Everytime you indulge in the practice of onanisim, Chuck Norris is watching.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

Everytime you masturbate, Chuck Norris kills a kitten.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

Everytime you indulge in the practice of onanisim, Chuck Norris is watching.

Everytime you make an onanist joke, Chuck Norris removes one of your brain cells. Keep this up and you'll make Paris Hilton look like Einstein!

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

Chuck Norris is constantly watching Atom Apple. lol!
Chuck Norris's power level is way over 9000!

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

anybody hear about that final fantasy game where your powers are based on your clothing.

*changes clothing to chuck norris*

Look, i've changed my abilities to GOD!

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

CHuck Norris Knows all level 9 wizard spells from D&D!

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

Chuck Norris doesn't cast a spell. He just roundhouse kicks and does 10,000% (It's over nine-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!) ice, fire, thunder, and earth damage.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

Chuck Norris doesn't do spelling errors. He changes the English language as he goes along.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

If you look in the dictionary under the word Champion, you see chuck Norris's picture

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that Law and Order are the names of his legs.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

If chuck norris was allowed to be in the guiness world records book He would be on every page.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

If Chuck Norris is almighty, then why does he not change the world to the better? Because mankind has to learn it's own lessons.

There is only one power in the world that is rumored to be able to kill Chuck Norris. That is the Anti-Norris, or Nuck Chorris. It consists of Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and The Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman and every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc. Ock, and Hulk Hogan. It is rumored that it does also contain 1/8th of Mr. T but it didn't rhyme well.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

(Im sorry but……LOL!)

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

All came out of nowhere lightning fast, and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass…