Thread "The Chuck Norris game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

Superman was found to have a new weakness other than Kryptonite! arm wrstling with chuck norris!

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

angels sang out in immaculate chorus.

down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris.

who deliver a kick which could shatter bones,

into the crotch of Indiana Jones.

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,

as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise,

and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

(That flash movie was great!)

How to make chuck norris: The planet jupiter, Goku, and 57 supermans.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

What would Chuck Norris do?

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 12, 2007

(ZOMG DODGEBALL QUOTE!)

Thanks, Chuck Norris.

Thank you, Peter.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 12, 2007

I was watching it yesterday too…

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 12, 2007

chuck Norris kicks nightmare zero in the crotch for not making a Chuck Norris Quote!

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 12, 2007

Chuck Norris hates everyone equally. Just some more than others.

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 13, 2007

Lassie saves timmy, chuck norris saves lassie!

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 13, 2007

Superman saves the world, Chuck Norris saves superman.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 13, 2007

Darth Vader used to be perfectly healthy….then he made of of Chuck Noris!!

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 13, 2007

Iceland used to be a pretty quiet country, devoid of technology. Then Norris showed up…

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 13, 2007

If superman was gay, he'd want Chuck Noris.

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 14, 2007

If Chuck norris waves hi to you, it will throw you against the wall.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007

they say stroking chuck norris's beard will add six years to your life expectancy, however the following roundhouse kich to the head is said to tkae a way 300 years, therefore ripping open aspace time flux and destroys the universe…great going your incomprehensible lust to stroke chuck norris's beard has doomed us all…idiot…

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007

most people that believe in god wear a WWJD wrist band…jesus wears a wristband that says WWCND…(what would chuck norris do?)

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007

whats the difference between chuck norris and hercules???

hercules is only half god…

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris!

too much to be legal…

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007

chuck norris counted to infinity…twice!

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007

chuck norris needs a concealed weapons permit to wear pants…

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 18, 2007

(Good ones!)

Chusck norris doesnt need money to play everquest!

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 18, 2007

chuck nooris is currently sewing ABC for the name of the show "law and order" claiming he has a copyright on those names for his left and right arms…

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

Chuck Norris made me Resurrect this thread

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

Chuck Norris never uses Call Waiting…