Thread "the dark side of life!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 15, 2008

Not anymore. BITCH.

I recently came into a small tomato fortune.

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 16, 2008

my banana befriends your tomatoes and they run away together

eat my shorts

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 16, 2008

They are delicious, cherry flavored, and the long lost cure for cancer.

I have been experiencing a surprisingly low amount of fail this week.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 16, 2008

You get so cocky that you forget in rock n roll, and that music can save your mortal soul, and teach you how to dance reeeeal slooooow!

I throw some nachos in the trash.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 16, 2008

You miss, and the nachos spill cheese all over a mentally unstable gangbanger, who promptly shoots you.

I ate an expired hot dog.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 16, 2008

…This is the dark side of life,not the bright side.

Tireeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 16, 2008

you are so tired you accidentaly eat naughtelos's hot dog, the expired one

i am hot dog free

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 16, 2008

You suddenly crave old lady flesh.

I have a new printer/scanner and discovered why it wasn't working, allowing me to solve to problem! Although I can't plug my tablet in and scan, this is very good news for me, as I will be able to update my comics!

Posted at 4:11AM, Nov. 17, 2008

You spend weeks updating a comic alone in your house, calling it your Last Requiem. Subsequently, you die just like Amadeus.

I am your Salieri…

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 17, 2008

I hate Celery.

I just set a pumpkin patch on fire! I think I burnt some bald kid and a kid with a blanket! It was the best Remembrance Day ever.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 17, 2008

you post your "day" on the internet and you ge sent to a cukuk shack

its really cold here

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 17, 2008

It suddenly gets really hot and your comp can't take the heat and Explodes

I got PKMN Pearl

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 17, 2008

You forget to feed your Mudkip, and it dies.

DING 71 on World of Warcraft.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 18, 2008

Nobody cares. You suddenly realize that no matter how highly you think of your avatar on WoW, you will never achieve the same excellence and that you are ultimately alone in the world, destined to wither away like every other meaningless existence in the world.

Incidentally, I ate a worm-free banana! It was delicious, and 100% banana!

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 18, 2008

It didn't contain an earthworm, but it did contain a tapeworm egg. After hatching, the worm begins playing World of Warcraft inside your innards, blocking it up with cans of energy drinks, empty hot pocket sleeves and poorly printed maps and leveling guides. finally, he wipes on a raid, and in his rage, dislodges the trash that had built inside you. Unfortunately, this happens during a major presentation, and you end up spewing forth tiny soda cans and greasy cardboard all over your superior, who promptly kicks you out on the street. Unemployed and with nothing to do, you turn to World of Warcraft. After about 30 levels, you realize your the irony of the situation, and it makes your head explode.

I LoL'd at a stand up comedy special on comedy central. Hard.

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 19, 2008

you laughed so hard you shorted out your laugh box

now i am acused of having TAPEWORMS!

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 19, 2008

Dark side. DARK. Not bright. Golly gee wizzillikers, GarBonzo Bean.

I'm eating food.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 19, 2008

You're eating Dog food

I have no school today:Nov/19/08

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 19, 2008

thats what YOU think!

i just bought something off ebay

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 19, 2008

I choose to respond with an image. This is what you find in your E-bay box:

I finished this Thursday's update for my comic with time to spare.

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 20, 2008

Nobody reads it.

No school tomorrow!

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 20, 2008

your lack of school turns you into cletus, the slack jawed local

my banana brings all the fruits to the yard!

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 20, 2008

In daylight, mine's better than yours. because we can see your brown spots. EVERYONE NOTICES IT.

I am a Cat Hamburger.

Posted at 11:11PM, Nov. 20, 2008

Oh no! Chinese!

I have tons of pages to update my comic with.

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 21, 2008

your scanner is broken HA!

my banana apparently has brown spots