Thread "the dark side of life!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 21, 2008

They are the start of the great Banana Plague of '09.

I thoroughly enjoyed my lunch.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 21, 2008

It was contaminated with the Ebola virus you will die.

We have had a good time playing a popular online MMORPG

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 22, 2008

You get hacked and your computer explodes

I got unlimited texting

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 22, 2008

You have no friends to text to.

I love my new MS Paint Adventures Avatar.

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 22, 2008

Because it involves MS Paint, nobody cares how awesome it is.

Week off for thanksgiving, bitches!

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 22, 2008

I had thanksgiving a month ago, you whore.

I have tons of company over, not that any are my friends, but now there's tons of food.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 23, 2008

the FBI breaks into your place and you get arrested because they think you were a wanted criminal, then when you finally get back home, everyone left after raiding your fridge

my birthday is coming up

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 24, 2008

Your party is ruined thanks to your beloved Dancing Banana. It was fighting with my SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!!

17 days left of school until winter break!!!!!

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 25, 2008

santa slips on a banana peel and christmas is CANCELLED! school goes on

im going out to eat

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 25, 2008

You're eating Rosie O'donald's extra fat!

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 26, 2008

NOOOOO! the HORROR

my scanner is working unlike FLAPJACKS!

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 26, 2008

Simply put, mine is working and you've made a horrible mistake that will eventually lead your rape and possible murder, although it's said that the greatest death is the death inside of us while we live.

I like to drink gravy, especially the gravy made with cow's blood. Mmm… cow's blood…

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 26, 2008

that cow that you are drinking had mad cows diesease, and BAM! fatality!

we just got some new bananas (the non-dancing kind)

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 27, 2008

You just stated the dark side.

We're moving!

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 27, 2008

You're moving to a ghetto.

I don't have school today or 2moro

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 29, 2008

But next week you have DOUBLE school.

I love my new house! (It IS in a ghetto, of sorts. There ARE drug dealers.)

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 30, 2008

your neighbors bring you some pie: it tastes bad

my favorite t.v show comes on tommorow

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 30, 2008

You miss it cuz you were posting on the forum.

I just ate M&Ms

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 30, 2008

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/363862001_deb151ff85.jpg?v=0

i run for my life and leave cool guy with THAT!!^

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 2, 2008

It's an M&M i'll eat it lol

I'm starting to be more responsible

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 3, 2008

You become so responsible, that you think you're responsible for other peoples actions, and become an anal-retentive nervous wreck.

My webcomic turned 1 yesterday!

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 4, 2008

It get's deleted 1 day before it turns 2.

DEAD BY APRIL ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 4, 2008

No it doesn't, they're screamo emo. What ever happened to GOOD METAL!!?

Find the dark side of: KMFDM SUCKS!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 5, 2008

WTF is that?

I got a book that teaches you how to play Electric guitar

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 6, 2008

You don't have one.

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