Thread "the dark side of life!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 1, 2009

There's alot more for tomorrow

My internet is working again.

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 2, 2009

Now you have to deal with us.

I haven't screwed up my grades too much this semester.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 2, 2009

…yet…

My job compensates me well.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 2, 2009

They fire you and hire an illegal laborer for pennies a year!

I started making comics again!

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 2, 2009

And you will quit tomorrow.

I found a penny!

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 2, 2009

It's sharp and gives you tetanus.

I'm putting up a fight in Fightsplosion.

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 3, 2009

You'll lose! Obviously!

I 've a comic.

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 3, 2009

So does almost everyone on this site.

The week is half done.

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 3, 2009

People will be calling tomorrow "hump day", which is less fun then a mindset like mine will lead you to believe.

I poked around TVTropes.org for hours today, much to my delight.

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Now you're most likely wanted by the FBI for supporting Al Queda.

A girl moves out of the office this week, and this office is a single (I'm sharing the one I'm in now), and I'm going to be the first person to apply for it.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 4, 2009

You'll PHAIL!

I'm going on an awesome school trip.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 4, 2009

You get shot by a psycho.

I'm the smartest guy in my English Class

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 4, 2009

Unfortunately, it's 2nd grade english.

I found a great Magic: The Gathering card creator.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 5, 2009

And you'll loose it in a week.

It just snowed!

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 5, 2009

When that snow melts its going to flood.

One of my mangas from the UK finally arrived!

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 5, 2009

Your mail was tampered with and now your manga's covered with anthrax.

I learned how to bend time and space!

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 6, 2009

You accidentally transport yourself to space and die of lack of oxygen.

It's friday and my sister won't be here until Sunday or monday

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 6, 2009

Did she say Monday? She meant never.

Today is Friday!

Posted at 11:02PM, Feb. 6, 2009

But it was already Saturday when I read that post, making it wrong, making you a LIAR!!!!

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 7, 2009

That you will choke on, and die tomorrow.

I just ate a grape!

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 9, 2009

It was POISONED!

I got an A+!

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 9, 2009

But today was opposite day, so it is really an F-

It is almost Valentines day.

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 9, 2009

But one day before is Friday Thirteen!

I'm in love.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 10, 2009

She isn't. Or should I say, HE!

I'm getting back into the games.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 10, 2009

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Ha.