……………….I don't get it…
After some careful thought the third man says:
"I wish I had a beer."
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The Laughing Joke Game!
Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"
It's all about the build-up. In your case it should be:
"Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "What do I look like, a teacher?""
That would actually make it funny.
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
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Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?
It couldn't stop laughing at the first squirrel.
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Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?
It thought the other two were playing a game.
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Why did the tree fall down?
It thought it was a squirrel.
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
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Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?
It couldn't stop laughing at the first squirrel.
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Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?
It thought the other two were playing a game.
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Why did the tree fall down?
It thought it was a squirrel.
Hehe.
Mind if I ressurrect this thing?
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An irish, a scottish and a british enter a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What's this, some kinda joke?!".
Buddha, Mahoma and George W. Bush enter a bar together. Bush looks at the other two and says "Damn, I'm in the wrong joke again!".
An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. The first one asks for a beer. The second asks for half a beer. The next asks for one quarter of beer. The next asks for 1/8 of beer. The next asks for 1/16 of beer. The bartender says "Screw you!" and pours two beers.
How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
[spoiler]15. 14 to chip one out of ice and one to screw it in.[/spoiler]
How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
[spoiler]No one knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.[/spoiler]
How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[spoiler]5. One to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the ladder.[/spoiler]
How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?
[spoiler]Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.[/spoiler]
How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[spoiler]16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on yer, mate!"[/spoiler]
How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[spoiler]Hey! Thats not funny! We're sueing![/spoiler]
I got a good one. So thread necromancy again!
A couple crazy guys are in a mental institute, when they decide they don't like being there anymore. So they decide to escape. They trap the doors of their room, so that it doesn't actually close. In the night they go out, get on the rooftop, and one of them jumps to the next building, but the other doesn't dare make the jump. The first guy has a lamp, so he turns it on and says:
Come on, its fine. You can cross walking over the beam of light.
And the other guy answers:
What do you think I am, crazy? You'd turn it off when I was halfway there!
And if you know where I got it from, that's even awesomer!
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