BAD LAST CALL! BAD! No debates only debauchery!
And I assume he's in Iraq what with the superior officer talk and he said they blow us up as much as the adults do. Most people in the mid-west don't blow up truck drivers. The kids do only. You see? So saying adults did would be wrong.
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The Most Evil Deed You Did
"notlikelytocare", are you in Iraq right now? …Or are you a truck driver, and you just felt like running over a kid on a regular ol' highway? ….Cuz then you would be the devil incarnate himself. (Which would be freakin' awesome! Hail Satan!)
Actually babe, a little of both. I am an 88-M Motor Transport Operator (I drive HUGE trucks) for the American Army, and currently I am deployed to Mosul, Iraq. I come home in a month though! ^_^
But I am pretty much Satan Incarnate… Hell, I once made a stripper cry and a DJ do the "record screeches to a halt" cliche at the same time, eternally dubbing me "UberSatan".
Yeah, I rock that hard.
Actually babe, a little of both. I am an 88-M Motor Transport Operator (I drive HUGE trucks) for the American Army, and currently I am deployed to Mosul, Iraq. I come home in a month though! ^_^
But I am pretty much Satan Incarnate… Hell, I once made a stripper cry and a DJ do the "record screeches to a halt" cliche at the same time, eternally dubbing me "UberSatan".
Yeah, I rock that hard.
Interesting. I knew the devil worked for the U.S. …Take care of yourself over there, UberSatan. :)
He;s the devil he can do what he wants. Whatever he's got he's gonna flaunt. There's never been a rock-off he's ever lost.
Dude… I HAVE to change my avatar now…
Interesting. I knew the devil worked for the U.S. …Take care of yourself over there, UberSatan. :)
Thanks babe, and if anyone is interested in this rather hilarious story, ill type it out here.
Ok, I'm gonna type it anyway…
It was one HOT night in the city of El Paso, Tx. Me and a couple friends decided we would beat the weather at the local strip joint, "Jaguar's". I grabbed my stash of alcohol, and hauled ass there. When we got there, the place was PACKED, and only the couch in the corner was left open. So we decide to go lounge, and have a few drinks. Due to my 120 dollars worth of alcohol, we are instantly flooded with strippers…
Well, we sat and chatted with a few of them, as I sucked down a fifth of Crown Special Reserve… I was wearing my favorite hat, It says "F*ck Me, I'm White Trash". NO ONE touches my favorite hat. One stripper thought she'd be cute, take it off my head, and wear it… I snapped.
I jumped up, knocking her down on accident, Screamed at the top of my lungs "DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY GODDAMN HAT, YOU STUPID WHORE!
Well, needless to say, the place fell SILENT. The song screeched to a halt, and I just looked at her with what had to be the worst look of contempt imaginable. She bawled, she cried like a 7 year old girl, and I couldnt have been happier… Untill I was lobbed 15 feet out of the door by some 400 LB bouncer.
My friends also blamed the Tsunami on me, seeing as the next day it happened.
After that night I was dubbed, "UberSatan" "With the power to create tsunamis and make strippers cry with one mighty bellow!".
Yeah, I'm a true sadist.
Also: My hat:
Haha, you should had seen her reaction to that. She tried to say it was me, but I had disposed of any evidence that I had done it.
haha and yet you post this publicly
lol I never once used her name or my name in her post. besides, I doubt she'll ever come to DD. AND PLUS… it didn't go in the school or police records snice nobody could find any evidence of any danger. they just calked it up to some malicous prank snice there was ALOT of people besides me who hated her guts.
And it was a long time ago now… so all the people who could ever say it was me is now long out of high school, college and now having thier own families. Even most of the school staff back then is now retired. And also there's that whole legal stauate of limitations.
And if by some chance she's reading this… then all I can say is: "I still stand by it, you lying bitch. you should had been the one in jail for being such a cunt. I'm not sorry about what I did in your room, so hahahahaha."
I see a few things wrong with this story, Uber (which is what I have decided to call you). Kinda makes me wonder why Satan would do such a thing. ;)
You said:
It was one HOT night in the city of El Paso, Tx. Me and a couple friends decided we would beat the weather at the local strip joint, "Jaguar's". I grabbed my stash of alcohol, and hauled ass there.
First of all, why the hell would you try to "beat the heat" with alcohol? You as well as I know this is quite silly. Alcohol dehydrates you like crazy. If you're gonna go to a strip club to beat the heat, you nead loads and loads of chocolate pudding. DUH. ;)
Secondly, you made the bitch cry because she had PMS. That's all. It wasn't your fault. Strip club equals house full of PMS-y bitches. Men are just askin' for it, says I.
….(hoping Uber gets the fact that I'm trying to be funny)
This is the best place EVER! Satan is here, the Guardian Angel of Hell is here, hell, even I'm here!
I just remebered, one time, I rreeaallyy had to use the bathroom one night, so I was waiting out side the bathroom to get in there frist after the person in there got out. Well, my brother f-ing cutted me! He just jumped right in front of me when I've been there for awhile with a full bladder! He wouldn't move, so I took my right hand, and stiffend my fingers, and dddrrraaagggeedd them down his back neck to his shoulders slowly in a straight line. I can still remeber how loud he screamed, as my middle finger cut right into his skin and TEARED it out sslloowwllyy.
When I finally felt he learned his lesson, I whiped my hand away so he could run to Mommy, and to be left there standing with a strip of his bloody skin on my middle finger. The bathroom door opened, so I droped the skin, used the bathroom, and went to bed.
He still has the scar. >=3 Teaches him to cut me in line!
I have you all beat. I already posted my evil deed, but apparently it was so evil, the mods removed it from this thread. If you want to hear about it though, I'll be glad to give you all the gory details in #drunkduck. Not that any of it's greusome. I think Sub-C's turning into a prudish old hen as he gets older… :D
All true of course. And no, Andrew, it was not a personal attack. It was all in the name of debate and I love to debate. I could argue Hitler's side in a debate about the 3rd Reich. Doesn't mean I believe in Hitler or Nazi-ism, I just like taking opposing sides. For the record, I supported the other oppressive force that fought the Germans using segregated forces. Yes. In WWII, Jim Crowe laws kept our brave white soldiers and brave black soliers from dying together in the name of truth, justice and liberty. (but that's getting off topic.)
*not my first evil confession, the one that used to be in page two of this thread.*
Sub-C's turning into a prudish old hen as he gets olderit has really nothing to do with me, but if a person PQ's us that they felt personally attack…we have to do something about it. just like if somebody is joking around and calls someone a "fag" which some people might find funny, but others don't.
We try to keep DD friendly.
if you have problems with each other resolve it on PQ or ignore each other. don't do it in the forums cause more than likely it will get erased and/or punishments will be hand out.
Great. Now I'm a gay-basher. Thanks sub. (NO, despite what sub typed, leaving you all to draw your own conclusions, I did NOT call anyone a fag.)
I take umbrage to that and ask you to remove your own post. I feel like I'm being personally singled out as a heckler. Of course… you'd have to remove this one too or I'd just look like a raving lunatic.
On second thought, I request it all be left here intact, warts and all. I have nothing to hide.
:/
(To keep this on topic, I once rubbed my brother's face in dog shit when we were kids… I feel kind of bad about that.)
umm…
the word "like" is in my post meaning "as an example", nothing to do with what happened.
I know that… but since you deleted my post, other people could think "Like" just meant you were using me as an example, because the post is no longer there for them to read.
(Um… on topic… on topic… I once took Catholic communion without being Catholic. I don't find this evil or even wrong, but tell that to the priest who took my wafer away from me.)
Try baseball bats. Wooden though, 'cuz they break to tell you you hit hard enough.A friend cracked me in the ribs HARD with a metal bat once. We weren't fighting, just chatting. She was telling me what a strong swing she had – demonstrating. It hurt. She laughed. I told her I was okay, but that was a lie. I slept on big bruises for a couple weeks.
(I'm on the receiving end of "evil" fairly often, but I have so few stories to tell on myself. Damn it. :( I do lie a lot, and I cuss a lot – in my own house when we don't have guests. Is that evil?)
that's horrible, usedbooks…Hey now… I only let my friends and family beat the tar out of me!
by the way, where do you live? I need a new outlet for my evilness. *looks for his Louisville slugger*
Semi-joking. ;) I'm not "beaten." I just end up the victim of many accidental screw-ups – like when my roommate left a can lid in the garbage disposal, and I didn't know about it until it flew past my ear.
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