Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 23, 2006

A:They don't have a brain… how would they think to do so? o.O

Q:Did you sleep well?

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 23, 2006

nope. the zombies having sex on the other room kept me awake all night.

But..why?

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 23, 2006

cause zombies gotta have pleasure too

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 23, 2006

No, that would be redonkulous.

Fame or fortune?

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 24, 2006

Fortune everytime!

Could my dad beat up your dad in a fight?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 24, 2006

yes my dads a wwf wrestler

why is princess peach always getting kidnapped?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 24, 2006

because princess peach serectly has a thing for bowser.

what is with foster's home for imaginary friendS?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 24, 2006

Bowser needs company

How many copies would I sell of a book I had written myself?

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 24, 2006

Eleventy-twelve.

What kind of vouchers would you be looking for in a dog?

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 24, 2006

A: Depends on what kind of dog.

Q: If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? D:

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 25, 2006

A:because tourists are endangered

Q: If teflon keeps stuff from sticking to the pan, how is it that it sticks to the pan

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 25, 2006

A: The world may never know… ::holds up a Tootsie Pop::

Q: Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 25, 2006

A: They got stuck up your arse. Duh!

Q: How do you smell?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 25, 2006

A: I can't, I have a cold.

Q: Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 26, 2006

A: Oven cleaner, if it gets sprayed into your eyes.

~IJ

Q: Why do the DD forums suddenly generate at least two pop-ups every time I click the link to another thread? (And I have my pop-up blocker on. I don't have any trouble at other sites, just this one. It's serious Twilight-Zone type stuff.)

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 26, 2006

A: Because I suspect someone's been tinkering with them, maybe while they were trying to stem this current influx of spammers?

Q: Why on those boxes labeled in big letters with the name "VAGISIL" at the chemists, does the text underneath that title describe it as a product "effective at soothing feminine itching"?
WTF do they use that redundant euphamism for? They call the product "VAGISL" for god's sake! May as well just write "Vaginal itching". Is it at all "feminine" to go around scratching your twat? I don't think so!

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 30, 2006

Because they are all bloody tossers.

Why does "slim chance" and "fat chance" mean the same thing?

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 30, 2006

a: 6/11/06, that is, if you live in Los Angeles.

a: No. Not really, that was a horrible thing you did to the midget, don't do it again.

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 30, 2006

What was the question? o.O

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 31, 2006

A: Who cares!
Q: Why doesn't my new cordless phone work?

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 31, 2006

You forgot the cord.

Cananyofyouhelpmefindthespacebar?

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 31, 2006

IDunnoICan'tFindItEither

Is this your penny?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 31, 2006

That person!!! *Points at some random person wearing a labcoat.*

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 31, 2006

a: what the hell kinda web address is that?

q: isn't this the greatest website ever?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 31, 2006

A: You tricky bastard with your clever use of hex colours…

Q: Who wants my knickers?