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Ozoneocean
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A: Well these days they use GPS, so they don't care anymore :P

Q: best snack food?

Terminal
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a: Pop Tarts, only Pop Tarts. All the way.

q: Domo-kun?

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Stain
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Domo is awesome!!! Every time you masturbate he doubles his coolness!!!

Why and how?

Ozoneocean
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A: because you are the Master of bation!

Q: why are the MARX brothers so amazingly brilliant?

Mimarin
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Vomit.

Poison or Acid? i can never make my mind up.

Terminal
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a: poison + acid = pocid.

q: Is this a question or a statement of individuality from this thread.

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A: *head explodes*

Q: my did my head explode?

Ozoneocean
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A: not enough lubrication.

Q:There are two kinds of people in the world… Which are you?

Terminal
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a: the one that understands binary.

q: isn't putting "Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]" on a billboard the perfect advertising for a Math Help Hotline?

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Stain
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A: No. People who need it won't be able to use it.

Why hasn't anybody made this:

Terminal
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They don't say "moo." They're trying to say man in a very Jamaician accent.

3<, does that mean something?

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A: It's called a typo.


Q: How come a carrot is more orange than an orange?

Radec
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Because you just dipped the orange in ranch dressing.

why is it considered 'A tale told by and idiot, full of sound and fury, yet signifying nothing'?

Stain
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Blame Russia.

Who jammed this pocky into my eye?!!

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A: Pocky is sort of like a breadstick with a coating of some sweat flavouring (like strawberry or chocolate), on one end. Sometimes it won't be coated at all: It'll come with a container of flavouring goo into which you can dip it.

Q: Why is Russia so cool?

Adariel
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A: Because its freaking winter there for most parts of the year

Q: Is destiny pre-ordained or made as you go along?

Terminal
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a: neither, it's given to you in the form of Fortune Cookies.

q: ?

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Radec
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Feelin' fine like summer wine!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck was chucking Chuck Norris?

Ozoneocean
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A: None at all. No "wood-chuck" questions please.

Q: Have you ever been attacked by a Triffid?

Stain
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Once while I was drunk. I thought it was a flower, so I sniffed it. Now I remember who jammed the pocky in my eye!

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me, no more.)

Ozoneocean
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A: Only if you sit on my knee.

Q: Is there life on Mars?

Chelano
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A: yes I am proof

Q: Do you take suger in your coffee or mayo?

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