Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 30, 2006

Because you touch yourself at night.

Purple Nurple?

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 30, 2006

No thanks, I'm full.

What ever happened to Robot Jones?

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 31, 2006

A: ran out of power

Q: May I?

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 31, 2006

You may!

How many punches does it take to open a car?

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 31, 2006

the hulk-1
magical sissymanboy-1,232,232,984

What is your favorite number larger than 1 million?

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 31, 2006

one million and one

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 31, 2006

She's on the moon, in her magical moonbase.

What is the best alternative use for left over chinese food, 7 baseball cards, a CD of David Hasselhoff's greatest hits, and a rubber band?

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 31, 2006

A slingshot with plenty of Ammo.

Choking Chickens, Is it good or is it bad?

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 31, 2006

My lord! Sir…that is just dirty. *doing a dreadfully bad impression of Scarlette O'Hara* Nah, its fine.

If you could live in any time period ever which would it be and would there be giant metal dinosaur mecha in it?

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 31, 2006

Yeah 3000 where they finally invented bacon flavored toothpaste and toothpaste flavored bacon. and yes there would be millions of Dino Mechas.

Which is better
Canada: Free helathcare

USA: funny steriotype comedians
or
Mexico: Can drive drunk and allowed to weild a gun.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 31, 2006

Canada, because it is less ruled by right wing nutters than america and has dosen't let the populous drive motor vehicles in a way that blatantly endangers the lives of innocent people, and is considerably less retarded than both.

Who is worse kYuPol or ComicMasta?

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 31, 2006

A: Just think what would happen if they had children

Q: Tea or Boobs

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 31, 2006

Because it finds blue simply distasteful.

What is the worst thing you could recycle in the world?

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 31, 2006

Coolsome.

WHY??Â¿Â¿??Â¿Â¿

Posted at 1:08AM, Aug. 1, 2006

WHY NOT!!ii!!ii!!

Do you know where I'm going on holiday/vacation?

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 1, 2006

Well, of course. because I'm your super secret stalker and I will follow you to the ends of the Earth…BWAH-HA-HA-ha-haa…ha…ah. Actually, I don't.

Where should AQua_ng NOT go on vacation?

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 1, 2006

Mexico

Why are Slim Jims so good?

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 1, 2006

Because they're better than Fat Matts.

Why am I still here?

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 1, 2006

Because you have nothing better to do.

Does anyone know where i get get that six flags theme song?

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 1, 2006

A: Converse because brand names are always the best :roll:

Q: Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Posted at 7:08AM, Aug. 2, 2006

because they would need to make mouse extract for it, and that's inhumane by today's standards! the manufacturers would be arrested for animal cruelty!

why is black a shade and white a tint?

Posted at 7:08AM, Aug. 2, 2006

A: Because of the conspiracy against artist just to confuse the ones who think too much.

Q: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 2, 2006

Depends on the tree.

Who am I? What number did you dial? Don't ever call here again!

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 2, 2006

A: No one messes with Adam We

Q: Am I a tomato?

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 2, 2006

10562 Winchester Road

Did Pappy shit his pants again?