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Yes, but he pooped chocolate pudding.



If you could make anyone your evil twin, who would you force to be your evil sibling?

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That guy over there named Richard? What guy you ask? *points* that guy right there. I don't think I could be more clear.

Q: So, what's the speed of dark?

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A: Light

Q: Red or Blue Jelly Bean?

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A: Purple!

Q: When will video games start to suck?

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They already did. they pretty much stopped making inovative games at the end of the PS1's lifetime.

Is the first step to fighting sprite comics acheiving a official definition of sprite comics that differentiates between them and "pixel art" comics?

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Neither, it's not worth fighting something that's been fought to death.

Why the hell didn't you guys tell me that Wheel of Fortune is basically Hangman with a spinning wheel?

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A: Cause you were not suppose to know….now we must kill you

Q: I before E except after C…….I…..E….C………..do you like ICE?

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yup. tastes good.

why do I like pizza?

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Because anything can be a topping…ANYTHING.



Why does procrastination feel so damn good?

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Because you are not actually doing anything.

Can we ever be totally free?

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Dude… freedom is just a frame of miiiind…

groovy?

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No.

ba dum tsh?

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X.

(>")> ?

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No Kirby fo you!

After cellphones, what is the next big wave of extremeley tiny mobile comunication devices?

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A: chips…in the head

Q: milk or gas

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An odd combination of crack and ecstacy

should I stop procrastinating now?

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No… you must revel in the procrastination… yes… come to the dark side…

should I wear a blue hat, a black hat, or a sombrero?

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a black and blue Sombrero all the way, amigo.

Who invented the cat?

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No one, it came into existance by itself.

How do you know when a woman has more than the recommended amount of pensies?

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I don't know, nor do I want to find out (yet am interested.)

If "11 inches" was a question on Jeopardy, would you had buzzed in "What is my cock, Alex?"

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no, I would first have waited for the girl next to me to buzz in:
"what is YOUR cock, Alex?"
Then, if that was wrong, I woulda taken a shot at it.

Which is mightier? Waffles or Pankakes?
Please submit a long analytical essay in answer.

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Pretty damn smart. You know they created the secret society called the Patriots, right? The group the secret commands the goverment and all corporate life. It's pretty hard to do that.

What's the use of feet if you haven't got legs?

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A: No I want to phone a friend

Q: Rock…Paper…..rabies?

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rabies.

isn't that place where they paved paradise, put up a parking lot, then moved all the trees to a tree museum, and then charged the people a dollar and a half to see them, the greatest place ever?

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Sort of they need to get some ashburn trees

If poking could kill, would you be "the Lord and Master"?

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