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jgib99
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Yep, it's pee.


How many licks does it really take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?

Stain
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42.

I'm working on a Hyakkimaru cosplay. Can I get surgery so that I can pull off my wanker and there'd be a sword underneath?

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No. Shuttup. No one likes you.

Does anyone like me?

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Well, it depends on who you are. If you're Hitler, then… no.

Is Hitler REALLY such a bad guy?!

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Yes. But he has an awesome mustache.

T?

Arcan
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A: No, i'm a robot.

Q: What would happen if beaver terroris that had a chainsaw ran wild in a forest?

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If they weren't near my house, I wouldn't give a damn.

If you were able to jump out of any person's chest cavity, who's would it BE?!

Stain
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My own, of course.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you… Murder someone?

solarsun
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..uh I don't know.

What is a nuberwang?

Dan
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Of course I don't.

Get it?

Terminal
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..what? Aids?

Oh shit! a ROFLcopter just crashed outside, what do I do?!?

Arcan
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A: Kill everyone inside then fix it for your own personal use.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime, does anyone care?

Dan
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No. But if the tree lands on my house, then I'll think about it.

What you want?

Terminal
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You, Dan. It is you I want.

"?"?

Dan
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The question mark is sad because it's being questioned. D=

"!"!

Dan
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Zomg! American censorship at its finest!

Que?

Arcan
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No, I can't smoke. I have no lungs.

Is anyone besides me here a robot? Or at least mechanical?

Dan
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My computers at least mechanical.

Does that count?

Terminal
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I don't know "that" is actually a word, I don't think words can count.

Don't fear the reaper, whoa whoa. na na na.. ?

AQua_ng
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…dooby dooby doo.

Is Terminal that mod of forum games? I really don't want to have my position usurped already.

Arcan
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I guess so.

Is your pet monkey stupid?

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