Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

I have a pet monkey?!?!

Why wasn't I informed of this?

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

…because the pet monkey didn't want you to know.

Isn't my avatar sexy?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

NO. IT'S SHEER UGLINESS STABS PAIN INTO MY EYES.

If someone gets thrown off a 40 story building, will you laugh?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

No.

What the fuck happened to this forum?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

Like all things, this forum is destined to go through a dark age, because only then can it see the light. *holy music plays*

What the hell am I talking about?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

I have no idea.

Terminal, are you going to lock me out? Please don't!

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

It isn't just you everyone gets locked out! And there's a reason for it!

Can we please get back to the carefree games we've all come to know and love?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

Sure.

How many monkeys did it take to invent the light bulb?

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 9, 2006

32.

Do autoparanoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if it might be the dog that's out to get them?

Posted at 4:10AM, Oct. 10, 2006

Yes. But it's really the cat.

Scientists, ha, what do they know?

Posted at 4:10AM, Oct. 10, 2006

They only know stuff by doing random surveys.

now, what do YOU really know?

Posted at 7:10AM, Oct. 10, 2006

That you didn't capitalise your 'N'.

Are you tough enough?

Posted at 7:10AM, Oct. 10, 2006

I'm tough enough for you, babe.

Do you like acting like a tough guy, babe?

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 10, 2006

No, I'm very sensitive and in tune to my emotions. Babe.

Ever heard of the Welsh?

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 10, 2006

yes. that is a type of sausages! very tasty when you don't have any real hot dogs around.

Have you ever tasted an Welsh?

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 10, 2006

No, but I've tasted bat guano.

When will the world end?

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 10, 2006

when the Sun goes supernova.

why'd I just give a logical answer?

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 10, 2006

Because you're bad at this game.

Aren't I smart?

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 10, 2006

For a f**ked up looking symbol, yes.

Do robots go to heaven?

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 10, 2006

only if the robot has an soul, which is very rare. so almost never.

Can Machines really have souls anyway?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 10, 2006

Depends on if you mean "machine", "cyborg", or "Ma's kid, Sheen."

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 10, 2006

IT'S YO MAMA FUCKIN' CHEESE!

Can mimes die?

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 10, 2006

yes, but very silently….

Can clowns really die? because they never seem to die no matter how much times I kill them…

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 10, 2006

Yes, but you must use the holy water to make sure they don't come back.

Que hora es?

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 10, 2006

No comprendo.

Has anyone been shot before? *snickers while cocking gun*