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Ozoneocean
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For measuring the length of my prodigious phallus. duh!

If I said Mecha Lullaby had a beautiful body, would she hold it against me?

AQua_ng
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She wouldn't. But I would. She's mine!

How brown is this pencil I'm holding?

Ozoneocean
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As brown as the stuff you just stuck it in. EW!

If not now, then when?

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-54 seconds from now. Great, you missed it.

Is it just me, is it quiet in here?

Ozoneocean
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It's just you. You're deaf. :(

Best cure for tiredness?

AQua_ng
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A really cool music CD! Apply directly to the head!
A really cool music CD! Apply directly to the head!
A really cool music CD! Apply directly to the head!



Is that what the doctor ordered?

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Only if you have a doctorate in Doom.


rhetoric?

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no answer

whats the point of capitalising lettrs or speling words rite?

Ozoneocean
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Because they will never, ever, ever, ever reach puberty. :(

Are you having a merry christmass?

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Yes, I had a very Merry Christmas. Except I have a bit of a headache now. :(

Did you eat Christmas dinner?

AQua_ng
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No :(. I had Chinese…

Does that make me a bad person, or just Chinese?

Ozoneocean
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Both.
Neither.
ummm… A good Chinese person!

Where are all these mosquitoes coming from???????????

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I'll take a wild guess. The mosquitoes are from a marsh from just outside the Newark International Airport. A bunch of them flew into the airport. Started going after one of the package handlers for FedEx. He ran onto a plane sending deliveries to Sydney. The mosquitoes followed him in. The plane took off. After the long flight, the plane lands in Sydney. The package handlers load the packages onto some trucks (including the package the mosquitoes were sleeping in). The truck drives into the town where ozoneocean lives. The driver opens the door and the mosquitoes fly out and eventually find their way into ozone's home.

Or they could have came from that area in your backyard.


How many people actually read all of that without nodding off?

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I didn't but the homosexual who posts for me did and thinks you are da' shiznit with yo' intellegent self.

Does Santa pay child support for all the mommies he's kissed?

jgib99
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Only to the mommies that gave a little more than kisses. >:)

What exactly are reindeer games anyway?

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I don't know. But I think Rudolf can answer that for you.
Rudolf: HELP ME!
Get back in your corner or I'm havin myself some deer steak tonight. Anyways…

How would you feel if you lost your wallet that contains a $50 gift card for EB games that you got for Christmas, $20, your libary card, and a blockbuster memebership card?

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Sad and irritated, but I'd get over it.

Will Brinx ever get an avatar that doesn't involve a Mog holding a sword?

Ozoneocean
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With a Literary Lathe

(-They did have a movie, well before the transformers actually. Don't you remember the Rock Lords? I saw that when it came out…)

Who is Atom Apple?

AQua_ng
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Because it's not educational.

Which toe is most likely to feel pain from a skunk?

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