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I'll take a wild guess. The mosquitoes are from a marsh from just outside the Newark International Airport. A bunch of them flew into the airport. Started going after one of the package handlers for FedEx. He ran onto a plane sending deliveries to Sydney. The mosquitoes followed him in. The plane took off. After the long flight, the plane lands in Sydney. The package handlers load the packages onto some trucks (including the package the mosquitoes were sleeping in). The truck drives into the town where ozoneocean lives. The driver opens the door and the mosquitoes fly out and eventually find their way into ozone's home.
Or they could have came from that area in your backyard.
How many people actually read all of that without nodding off?
I don't know. But I think Rudolf can answer that for you.
Rudolf: HELP ME!
Get back in your corner or I'm havin myself some deer steak tonight. Anyways…
How would you feel if you lost your wallet that contains a $50 gift card for EB games that you got for Christmas, $20, your libary card, and a blockbuster memebership card?
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