Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 6, 2007

Should I care?

Note: Both an awnser and a question.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 6, 2007

Only if you were stuck on that train.

Can you rub your tummy and tap the top of your head while standing on one foot?

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 7, 2007

Only when i have eaten an entire bag of doritos.

Would it be rude to ask if that is a corset you are wearing?

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 8, 2007

No and it's not a corset.

What am I wearing?

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 8, 2007

A ham sandwich.

What happens when you mix tooth picks with popsickle sticks?

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 9, 2007

Popsicle Picks?

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 9, 2007

Yes. Yes please.

ZOMG! What did I tell you? No answer and qustion in one.

Who invented the spork?

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

The same guy who invented the splade.

Why didn't he also make a knork, a knoon, a spife, a forfe, or a foon?

(note to AQua man- you're the mod here dude, if they mess it up you can take steps)

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

Because he had dermatitis

why dermatitis?

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

BEcause it sounds cooler than Diarrhea.

Whos tha man?!

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

I am. I am the man. I AM MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

… *Takes a sip from his drink and spits it out cause of taste.* Hey who put vodca in my drink?!

Edit: Damn it I spelled vodka wrong.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

…I'm assuming you're the one who put vodka… in your vodka.

Why does 2+2 not equal five?

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

because of windshield wipers and Candle wax!

In the last century there were no computers?

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

yes. yes indeed.

Why are we here?

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

J lo's big ass.

Why do the names of almost every British tank start with the letter "C"???????????????

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

Teddy bear!

What?

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

Where, that's what.

If 666 is the number of the beast, then what's his fax?

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

could it be 123?

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

No it 867-5309!

Who?