The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 13, 2006

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A: Because they like to mess with peoples heads, and make money.

Q: When i click on a new comic on DrunkDuck, what are the actuall odds of me finding a comic that is NOT a sprite comic or a manga?

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 13, 2006

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Q: 39.banana percent.

A: What has four legs, ticks, and wants to devour the world in a scene of unholy carnage?

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 13, 2006

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Micheal Moore.

I'm seeing some traffic in the sky, is that normal?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 13, 2006

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A: Only when you see ghost riders in the sky should you get nervous.

~IJ

Q: Why does America not use the metric system anymore, but soda still comes in (CLEARLY labeled) one- and two-liter bottles here?

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 13, 2006

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A: Because you are regressing back in time to the dark ages, but bottles containing sweet fizzy drinks have temporal imunity!

Q: Let's have metric time?

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 13, 2006

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A: Okay, but not until you finish your 19 centigram twinkie.

Q: WHY IS MY CAPS ONS?

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 13, 2006

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Because you feel uncomfortable without a hat.


Why do I keep posting in this damn forum?

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 13, 2006

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Arrow'd!

Can you spare a few rocks?

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 13, 2006

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For great justice!

What's 53+Drew Carey?

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 14, 2006

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Godzilla

Why am I bored?

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 14, 2006

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Because you are not in a social get-together.

Should we have a social get-together?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 14, 2006

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No. That would be a horrible idea.

Are we gonna rock down to electric avenue and get a little higher?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 14, 2006

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A: That's KA-BLAMO!

~IJ

Q: Why do we call magnet poles North and South? Why not East and West? Or Left and Right? Or Bacon and Eggs?

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 15, 2006

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Only if you're a bad boy

Are you a bad boy?

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 15, 2006

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Yes, I'm very naughty.


Why are the questions in this forum just getting ridiculous instead of creatively funny?

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 15, 2006

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The pie told us to.

Why did pie ruled the planet?

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 15, 2006

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it didn't, the cake rules the earth…..

Were is the end of the universe?

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 15, 2006

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A: You're sitting on it.

Q: Who will you vote for to be king of the Top drawer? (Tater will be queen)

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 15, 2006

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Everybody.

Is this pizza hut?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 15, 2006

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No, this is Salad Hut.

High five?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 15, 2006

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I only have eight fingers per hand.

How many hands do I have?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 15, 2006

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A: Two! You freak…

Q: Who should be Top Drawer mod? DD people want to know

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 15, 2006

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Of course not.


What do you get when you cross Solid Snake and Samuel L. Jackson?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 15, 2006

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A: The biggest penis the world has EVER SEEN!

B: what then?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 15, 2006

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The fish will rule the world.


descibe the colour purple