i will kidnap macgyver and force him to make a bomb out them, then i will threaten the white house with it.
a piece of lined paper with poorly drawn boobs on it.
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the world domination game
I will submit this drawing to a national art show and the controversy caused by housewifes with nothing better to do will be horifyingly boring for the world to hear and then everyone will move the north pole for peace and quite and the axis of the earth will tilt and our world will spin toward the sun
a jump rope
after reinstating the jumprope craze amongst small children I will then implant a mind control device that hypnotizes any and all onlookers. With my growing army of jump rope fiends we will reinstate jumproping as a popular event- enough to be allowed into the olympics where the world will be entraced by the jumprope. Then we will root out any who are uninfected and destory them. I will then take my place as the ruler of the world from the safety of New Zealand and laugh evily.
a hello kitty pillow cover.
I will suffocate the president with unbearable cuteness, causing the media to go wild with stories of "The Cutest Widdle Kiwwah Evah", then, in the heat of frenzy, I will claim to have found the killer, and destroy the cover on live TV. My heroic efforts will earn me fat sacks of cash which I will use to buy out the media and become president. Then I will secretly inject steroids into the military daily and send them to every other country, one at a time, conquering them. Then I will be president of the WORLD.
a toothbrush covered in poop
i will scribble all over the scantron (igoring the bubble rule) and then insert it into the machine. It will then explode and take out half of whatever state you live in. The goverment will be so scared that they will make me the emporor and I will rule the WORLD!
a can opener
I will damage the can opener so that it works very poorly, then I will place it in the cafeteria of the UN building. All the world's leaders will develop carpal tunnel syndrome trying to open their Chunky Soup cans for lunch. Then I will appear before them and demand that any nation that doesn't want me to be their leader to please snap their fingers.
An empty box of cigarettes.
I am assuming I can use any aspect of Star Trek (2009) so I will take the profits that the film has gained and spend it on getting the DVD of it out as soon as possible. With half the money I will have made from selling the DVDs of it I will buy a SUPER MEGA DEATH LASER and with the other half I will buy a shrinking ray. I will shrink the SUPER MEGA DEATH LASER so it could hurt no one and sell it to some rich person on eBay. With the money I have earned from selling the SUPER MEGA DEATH LASER I will buy a Growth Ray and fire the growth ray at the shrinking ray which is firing at the growth ray. The Universe will then collapse from the two machines firing at each other and I will have WORLD DOMINATION.
…Right, I wasn't given anything to use, so I shall use…a giant can of Lysol! And with this Lysol, I shall spray its toxic smell-good chemicals into the atmosphere, suffocating the weaker percentage of the population of Earth. Those that survive will come crawling to me, begging for shelter in my toxic-free bio-dome that is under my command, and I shall RULE THE WORLD!!
A copy of National Geographic.
I shall with this copy i shall rewrite the national geographic to say that the white house has a deadily virus that pollutes their water,then pore food coloring in his water,and after I solve this I will then hold him hostage and force him to give me the detination sequence to america's a-bomb's then a map of the worlds satelites,then I shall have control over the worlds nueclear power and,force the world leaders to surrender in other words…WORLD DOMINATION!!!
a spider-man comic book
I will feature my own comic in every feature slot for ever and replace every link on the site with a link to my first page, thus leading to my rise to number one comic by merit of no one being able to read anything esle. Of course I will channel this success into my master plan to dominate the shoe insert industry, thus leading to my hostile takeover of the world.
A single hair from the mighty scrotum of Chuck Norris.
Because Nuklear is spelled with a k instead of a c, I am able to convince the world that my weapon is exponentially more powerful than just a regular warhead. I threaten to destroy the sun if my demands are not met. My demands: control over everything. Period.
Mandy Patinkin
Hold Mandy over Mt.Everest and say "Elect me,or he dies!"
A pizza.
Aww… you could put Inigo Montoya to such better use! Sigh…
With this highlighter pen I will highlight (duh) the areas of the consitution which do not fit in with my vision for America v2.0. At the sight of this, the founding fathers will clearly see reason and elect me as supreme president/king for life. Sinse I will discover the secret to vampirism, my reign will be eternal.
I shall use the flail as a basis for my anti-everything(except me) soldiers and make a battalion of them. Using this battalion i shall proceed to destroy everything starting with california. then as the Widows wail and children weep and men beg for mercy, I shall run them underfoot. Then I will stand alone as the world burns, the eternal leader of the glorious revolution of chaos!
Microsoft the company
oh this is an easy one, I would blow Microsoft the Company's headquarter building into a million pieces, take over Macintosh, blow their Company's headquarters to millions of pieces. From there I would go to every single house in the world with Mac or PC computers and blow them all up into a million pieces. Linux I don't need to worry about. After they have all been blown up into a million little pieces, I would sell my own "computer" that are actually bombs, and blow everything up into a million little pieces except for me. I, and all the people without computers will be the only ones left alive. They are obviously Conformists and do whatever I want so I have world domination.
A calculator watch that is broken.
Empty them of gunpowder and replace it with sand, then sell it at a high price to a terrorist organization. I will then make sure to be present at all of their attempted bombings, during which I will subdue the would-be bomber with no fear of death. This will make me a national hero in the eyes of the public. I will also be rich due to the huge sum of money the terrorists gave me for their fake bombs. With the terrorists weak and in hiding, I will track them down and offer to become their leader using the real explosives. My lackeys will carry out attacks on worldwide governments while I appeal to the media with my heroic status. I will then unite the whole world against the terrorist group, whose hiding places and plans I already know, and crush them with little effort, becoming the undisputed ruler of Planet Earth.
A cat.
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