Thread "the world domination game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 7, 2009

I will infuse it with nuclear wastes and then clone it. It will turn into a LAZER CATZ and then I will sell the clones to houses everywhere. Little children everywhere will play with the cats' lasers and shoot everyone. Children will be the only people left in the world. I will then hide hidden messages in Nickelodean and Disney. these messages will cause the children to fly to mars. The world is mine.

A Drunk Duck sprite comic.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 7, 2009

Using the sprite comic I will cause pain to all those in power and they will declare me ruler of the world.
A mouse.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 7, 2009

I am assuming I can use either computer mouse or real mouse, so I will infuse the two, making a cyborg mouse. This cyborg mouse will be my personal assassin and will kill every world leader, The countries will be leaderless and I will take command over the rest of the world with my armies of cyborg mouses (they have laser guns on them)

a pencil with no graphite in it.

Posted at 6:07AM, Jul. 8, 2009

Give it to the US president as a gift from russia. An arguement results and rapidly escalates to a nuclear war everyone's dead except me in my little home in the sky.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 8, 2009

With this ,I will use it to become my monster and DESTROY THE UNIVERSE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zidane Tribal.

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Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 8, 2009

tell him "FINAL FANTASY SUX!" and then He will rampage and kill everyone in the world, luckily for me, I have a cyborg mouse army so I kill him with those. The world is mine.

a ceramic pumpkin.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 8, 2009

fire at the earth at .9999999999999999999999C this will destroy the earth and leave me the only one who'll be left (well unless some lovely ladies wish to join me in causing an apocalypse)

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 8, 2009

it seems you have forgotten a tool for domination, and I must point out that .999999999999C is pretty cold.

really baggy jeans

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 8, 2009

I shall use this really baggy jeans as my new flag of an organized anarchy party, slowly taking over each and every parliment in the world. Then I'll take it all over as the supreme overlord of the universe!

A small notebook, full of random quotes…

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 8, 2009

Bring the book of quotes along with modern technology to a secluded island in the middle of nowhere and tell the buff savages there that it is their bible. Also add the quotes "Sea_Cow is glorious God" and "Take over the world". Wait a few years underground, then come back and look at that, I'm God to the ruling population of Earth.

Another planet.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 8, 2009

I will tell the aliens on that planet "THE HUMANS ARE EVIL!" and they invade the earth,and I kill them with my evil nukes,and I rule the world! MWAHAHAHA.

A napkin thats four inches long.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 9, 2009

it seems you have forgotten a tool for domination, and I must point out that .999999999999C is pretty cold.

really baggy jeans

Actually it is just a hair under C, which is the symbol for the Speed of light in physics. In other words really really fast.
oh and sorry I'll try and remember that.

I shall use the napkin to make a prototype napkin assassin, after testing it on some leader of a country i haven't a chance of pronouncing I will fix any bugs and begin mass production. After installing an assassin at every leaders plate side I shall have them all dead before they touch dessert. Thus the world is mine.

A rubber chicken, Garfield and a parrot who cusses worse than a sailor.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 9, 2009

and I must point out that .999999999999C is pretty cold.
Actually it is just a hair under C, which is the symbol for the Speed of light in physics. In other words really really fast.
oh and sorry I'll try and remember that.

oh, I thought you meant .99999999999 degrees Celsius. And I actually knew that but I haven't thought about it in ages (that C was Speed of Light).

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Rubber chickens can't fly, so I combine it with the parrot. I then have a flying rubber chicken. I attach Garfield onto the bottom of it, and clone this contraption. I will then let loose millions of these, the rubber chickens flying over every major city, dropping Garfield like explosives. After a month or so of this, Everyone will bow down to me.

lube

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 10, 2009

Mix it in all of the World President's drinks, killing them all. Then I will hire soldiers and command them to force all people to elect me as their one and only WORLD-MASTER!!!

A 6 micrometer size hair.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 14, 2009

I observe it,and its the hair of a T-Rex's armpit. I put it in the cloning machine,and I make 9000 clones and they destroy the world.

Poop.

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 14, 2009

base a weapon system off of it and start WWIII aka the Poop Wars. After the world is covered in poop I shall have all countries bankrupted because I will own the only means of cleansing the world of poop.

A thremite covered egg.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 15, 2009

Plant a bomb inside it throw it at the white house and take control.

A bucket with 8oz of water and 2 quick absorbent sponges