Thread "Top "WTF?!" moments you've had." in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 5, 2009

I was in the city today with some of my mates, after watching a live performance of Doug Parkinson (it was for a music excursion). We were all in an in deep conversation, up until we heard a strange "baa"-like noise across the street. We turn around… and there we see a gothic couple walking their goat… it was pretty strange for Sydney…

Also: I saw a girl at the train station pretending to smoke with complete seriousness. She was using a new pencil, the type that actually LOOK like cigarettes.

Cigarette pencils (I can't find any better pics):

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 6, 2009

The other night I was out helping a friend put up a wheat pasting poster over top an ad for a particularly raunchy strip club ad

bastards… -_-

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 6, 2009

I was teaching a white coworker some basic Tagalog.

"Kamusta" - how are you? / How ya doing? (this is the basic greeting)

"Mabuti" - I'm good / I'm fine.

She was like… You talking about my booty? (Mabuti). lol!

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 6, 2009

The other night I was out helping a friend put up a wheat pasting poster over top an ad for a particularly raunchy strip club ad
bastards… -_-

I can't deny it. I'm a real rat bastard. ;)

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 6, 2009

We turn around… and there we see a gothic couple walking their goat… it was pretty strange for Sydney…

A friend of mine has some goats in his backyard. That's how we roll in Texas, you're bound to find some farm animals in the places you'd least expect.

But goats are a pretty strange bunch, mainly because of their eyes.

*shudder*

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 6, 2009

their eyes always made me think of buttons… but not just any buttons, the kind that's been sewed on cloth. not the "X" sewn type, but the "-" type.

I dunno why that is.

But yeah, they certainly have very distinctive eyes. makes me wonder if they see the world any differently than the other creatures who usually have round pupils.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 6, 2009

Goats have eyes like that simply because they're ROBOTS!!!

It's just common sense…

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 6, 2009

It just has to do with the shape of the muscles that close around the opening hole that creates the look of the black "pupil"- Yeah, it's not a thing but an absence of a thing. ;)
Lots of animals have eyes like a goat if you look close enough. Horse eyes are like that too actually. :)

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 6, 2009

Sometimes I think ozone is really an encyclopedia.

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 7, 2009

i was hugging my boyfriend goodbye last Thursday cuz i had to go to school, but i looked over his shoulder whilst hugging him and i thought i saw a cat come in through the slider, so i was like " hey Raven, that was weird, i thought i just saw a cat" and he suddenly grabbed me by my shoulders with this happy/surprised look on his face and was like " oh GOOD~!! you've seen him too!"
ghost cat o__o

WTF~!?

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 7, 2009

I see ghost cats.
Years of having cats means my mind interprets small movements and shadows at the edges of my vision as cats.

Sometimes I think ozone is really an encyclopaedia.

I am.

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 7, 2009

oooh ghost cats, the perfect pet. No need to feed it or change its litter box

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 7, 2009

I see ghost cats.
Years of having cats means my mind interprets small movements and shadows at the edges of my vision as cats.

I get that. It's been years since my cat died and I swear I still hear him mewing at me sometimes.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 7, 2009

I've added the feather plume to my busby and left it on a table for display…

But every freaking time I go past the damn thing I think it's my cat! It looks exactly like my cat (from the corner of my eye) because of the colouring and the actual proportion and placing of colours. It's like a permanent ghostcat…
For a living cat.

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 7, 2009

It just has to do with the shape of the muscles that close around the opening hole that creates the look of the black "pupil"- Yeah, it's not a thing but an absence of a thing. ;)
Lots of animals have eyes like a goat if you look close enough. Horse eyes are like that too actually. :)

Sure your answer is right, but warefish's answer was better.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 8, 2009

I was taking up the questions to a short story and everyone in the class had someone else's paper to mark. Some students didn't have another coloured pen to mark with so I lent one of the girls a purple pen. (This will become relevant later on.) I noticed one of my students is not only marking the paper I gave her but also writing down the answers on a blank copy of the short story package using a bright pink pen.

At one point I walked over and stood over her to repeat one of the answers so that she could confirm whether the student whose paper she had answered it correctly. I knew she was writing down the answers but I didn't think much of it.

I collected all the papers back to check over the marking and write down the final mark…and noticed I had one extra paper that I did not have before. Unlike all the other papers this one had a perfect score.

All the answers were written in bright pink pen.

In an attempt to pass it off as a paper given to me prior to the questions being taken up in class, the student got one of her classmates to write down "marked by (student's name)"

Out of all the students she picked to back her up, she picked the student I lent the purple pen to. She was the only student in that entire class that marked in purple pen. I also knew she didn't mark her paper since at one point during the class, I had gone over to help purple-pen-girl with the paper she was marking.

I can only wish that the two of them will lead honest clean lives. They would make terrible criminals.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 8, 2009

All the answers were written in bright pink pen.

It's sad to see yet more young people catching stupidity.

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 9, 2009

I just ate a pineapple shaped lolly.

It was lemon flavoured.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 9, 2009

I just ate a pineapple shaped lolly.

It was lemon flavoured.

You should sue for taste infringement.

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 10, 2009

I just ate a pineapple shaped lolly.

It was lemon flavoured.

You should sue for taste infringement.

GENIUS!! lol!

*goes to make some pocket money*

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 11, 2009

I saw and old, Asian woman peeing on one of the fences down my street… I've been scared…

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 12, 2009

The more I look at your avatar the more it amuses and terrifies me.

But old peeing asian ladies will ruin ANYONE'S day. Unless you're some perverted old asian man.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 12, 2009

Yesterday I privately confronted a student about a test he just got back. It went something like this:

Me: Listen, I heard you guys talking in the back during the test. Now I'm not going to turn that high mark into a zero but be honest with me here…

Student: Okay

Me: Were you talking during the test?

Student: Yeah miss.

Me: About what?

Student: (Name) and (name) were asking me for the answers to the test.

Me: …So you gave it to them?

Student: Yes miss.

Me: The thing is…the test scores between the three of you are really different. I saw you guys sharing your test scores today so you know what I'm talking about right?

Student: Right.

(Basically he passed with high marks and the other two failed with low marks.)

Me: So… *awkward pause* Were you giving them the right answers?

Student: Yeah miss I was!

Me: ….

The talk went longer and we had a talk about why it happened and what we could do about it…

But seriously. Apparently even when cheating the two of them couldn't pass.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 12, 2009

their eyes always made me think of buttons… but not just any buttons, the kind that's been sewed on cloth. not the "X" sewn type, but the "-" type.

I dunno why that is.

But yeah, they certainly have very distinctive eyes. makes me wonder if they see the world any differently than the other creatures who usually have round pupils.

You know what's freaky about their eyes? Whether they're dipping their heads low to eat grass or raising their heads high, their eyes remain at the same attitude (they don't stay aligned with the rest of the head). O_O

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 12, 2009

My French teacher is rather bizarre. The other day in class she looked at her wrist to see what time it was and was like "Oh well look at that, I'm wearing two watches!"
She often calls us "cadavres" when we don't answer her questions. And the other day she went to great lengths to make sure we knew the difference between saying we were sleeping and saying we were sleeping with someone. Odd lady.