Thread "Top "WTF?!" moments you've had." in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 12, 2009

The watch thing reminds me of one of my old art teachers, who wore a watch on each wrist. He said it was so he could make sure they were both always right.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 12, 2009

He said it was so he could make sure they were both always right.

Both could always be wrong… And even with one right, how could you know which?

Here's something WTF:
Horse piss smells like hot tomato sauce.
I never much liked tomato sauce anyway, but when I smell it and think of the stink of horse piss it makes me want to vomit.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 12, 2009

He said it was so he could make sure they were both always right.
Both could always be wrong… And even with one right, how could you know which?

That's what I thought, but he probably joking. He did that a lot.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 12, 2009

In DC (where I went to college) a mysterious homeless lady with a shopping cart appeared who apparently had a distaste for Asian people.

Whenever she saw someone Asian she would shout "down with the Chinese!" or something along those lines and try to run the people over with her shopping cart. It was so extreme that my Chinese TA was apparently hit by her repeatedly with a garbage bag full of garbage.

My friends and I all lived in fear that this woman was going to attack us when we were on the streets alone at night. Around the end of my college career she mysteriously disappeared, I HOPE it was because the police finally caught her.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 20, 2009

I seriously had an WTF moment today.

today there was somebody who I talked to, and the conversation was fairly normal until the person started doing something that pushed one of my buttons slightly.

it was merely only a minor annoyance, and weren't that much of a big deal. so I just politely asked the person if he would be quite kind to stop that slightly irritating habit of his.

this reasonable and polite request nearly sent him into an hysterical fit! he practically started beating himself up over it and kept on saying it was his fault, that he was SO sorry about it and that he'd do his best to NEVER do it again.

I just stared at him, wondering what was up with him, and then afterward tried my best to reassure him that it was really nothing, and that he didn't have to apologize like that.

Just in case you were wondering what it was that he did exactly… it seems that he had an tendency to put one of his hands on my shoulder or arm every time he spoke at length with me. his way of "connecting" with me, it seems. at first it didn't seem like a big deal.. but every time he talked about things that took longer than a minute to speak about, he would do that. EVERY TIME.

I'm fine with physical contact like that, but at the same time I don't like it when it goes on TOO LONG. so I said pretty much this: "Sorry to cut this topic short, but could you please stop touching my shoulder like this? I was fine with this at first but I think this went on too long and it's just starting to annoy me."

and he just acted like he committed some unspeakable offense… it took nearly half an hour to calm him down and to convince him that I wasn't upset AT ALL, honest. or at least it FELT like half an hour to me….

-_-;;

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 22, 2009

I just ate a pineapple shaped lolly.

It was lemon flavoured.

eh?

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 25, 2009

watching kids next door for the first time was a big wtf moment

i never got this show

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 28, 2009

this would catigorize in the WTF dude section

I go to school,and my girlfriend says she wants to see me at my house
,Naturally with my attention span of a bunny,I let my friend come over my house later…So there she is at the bus,we get on,and go to my house,and I show her alot of funny stuff… door rings friend comes, "OH SHIT!!" he goes upstairs in my room

( I should have had the sense to keep him downstairs for the time bieng)

So I got the soda's out of my fridge and go upstairs,
I hear roling noises and moning "Wtf is going on up there" I think.
As I come through the door I see my best friend lifting my Girlfriends shirt.
(they don't notice me.)

I'm just standing there speechless until I drop a soda , Now I'm more pissed more then my avatar.

Dude WTF!!