I am thoroughly convinced that among human males at least 1 out of 5 do not know the proper way to relieve their bladder. Every time I go to the bathroom and peer into the stalls, my first reaction is to check for the urine droplets on the seat. Sometimes it's droplets but most of times it's a freaking oxbow lake. I am confounded as to how one could so completely miss the mark, not to mention the fact they don't even bother raising the toilet seat. Why would they do this? Can anyone provide an answer for this amazingly retarded and socially apathetic behavior?
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Urine on Toiletseats. why? WHY?!?!
A horrible cycle. Girls squat and miss the mark–then hastily wipe it up with no cleaner. Other girls know this and squat too- because they don't want taint on their taint.Yeah, it's annoying. Must be sooo hard to lift that seat up.
Still, as a school custodian, I'm going to say this.
The girls aren't saints either.
Tell the ladies to please remain seated throughout the entire performance. :)
I hate pubes on the seats too. You gotta fuckin…get closer and blow it away. And even then you sit with a wider area in the desinated non-pube zone.
This thread is hilarious.
I lift the seat. With my foot. >_<
Never go for a sit down on a public toilet if I can help it. And if I do, which is amazingly super rare, I'll use toilet paper to wipe the seat first.- Even so I usually only go to one of the better toilets in an art gallery, expensive store or something though.
It's all in the technique man. :)
If you do it right there's almost no splash, and what there is doesn't go anywhere near the seat.
This is true.
Don't directly aim for the water when using a toilet, that creates the worst backsplash.
I find using the curved wall of the bowl to direct your stream into the water the best method. As for urinals, aim down.
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