ozone's right about this.
Anyone notice that this thread is next to the "Warm Fuzzy Feeling" one?
Tell the ladies to please remain seated throughout the entire performance.I think ^that's hilarious.
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Urine on Toiletseats. why? WHY?!?!
I am thoroughly convinced that among human males at least 1 out of 5 do not know the proper way to relieve their bladder. Every time I go to the bathroom and peer into the stalls, my first reaction is to check for the urine droplets on the seat. Sometimes it's droplets but most of times it's a freaking oxbow lake. I am confounded as to how one could so completely miss the mark, not to mention the fact they don't even bother raising the toilet seat. Why would they do this? Can anyone provide an answer for this amazingly retarded and socially apathetic behavior?
Every time I go to the bathroom and peer into the stalls, my first reaction is to check for the urine droplets on the seat. Sometimes it's droplets but most of times it's a freaking oxbow lake.
Alot of people don't know this but peein' on the seat is code for…Ah, I dunno. Some people are just nasty, there I said it!
I'm going to have to concur with the previous comment. Whenever I'm forced to use a public restroom I generally assume that some guy was freebasing in there about an hour ago.
A while back I was working at a place with a public lavatory. One day my boss called me in and I had to explain that the burnt up spoon he found by the crapper wasn't mine. I'm not sure if that was the most awkward conversation I've ever had, but it's definitely in the top 5.
Holy crap (pardon the pun) that's a lot of pee talk. It always kinda amuses me to hear people have similar public-toilet practices as I do.
I've tried peeing along the bowl but I still get a bit of back splash. Perhaps I should not wait until that point of desperation? But if I use a public toilet, it's always because of that level of desperation. At least I always lift the seat (with foot) so there's no way it's getting on it.
Although after finding out about HANDLE back-splash, I'm very glad I flush with my foot and wash afterwards. And have hand sanitizer for good measure.
But yeah, technique, pft, I got that. I could handstand, and pee in a urinal.…and if you could pee in a urinal.
If I could handstand…
amiright? ^^
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What I fail to understand are those creatures that will defile all sorts of surfaces with their faeces… I mean, if you're not going to put it where it's supposed to go and then flush it away, why even GO to a public toilet to begin with? Just go behind a bush or something and save the civilised world from your depredations.
Calling them animals would be problematic… Since we are all actually animals anyway, and many non-human animals are quite fussy about how they do their business.
PIGS are fussier about where they do their business.
Although my family's had a couple of cats who had notorious bad aim. They weren't trying to make a mess. One was a bit on the stupid side, the other was a slob. But the slob was cuddly, loving and tolerant of my father's shenanigans so she's still better than those who make messes in the toilet… since I doubt they're cuddly.
One question about the poopie people:
1. Seriously, you can't aim your butt? Do you forget how to sit down, too?
The urine thing has happened before, but I address a different issue. Have you ever washed your hands, and have opened the bathroom door, but some messy slob didn't wash their hands, and it got on the handle? then you have to wash your hands all over again?
Open the door with paper towels. That's fairly common in this part of Louisiana.
Open the door with paper towels. That's fairly common in this part of Louisiana.
I constantly do that. In college there tends to be a little pile of toilet papaer behind the door. To many that means that i've been there.
I always push the door open with my tongue, it's way cleaner and you get some TONGUE excersize too! (Why did I capitalize tongue you ask? Because I can!)
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